{"id":21343,"date":"2021-02-27T09:58:16","date_gmt":"2021-02-27T06:58:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21343"},"modified":"2021-02-27T09:58:16","modified_gmt":"2021-02-27T06:58:16","slug":"opriti-vaicarelile-de-1-8-martie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/opriti-vaicarelile-de-1-8-martie\/","title":{"rendered":"Opri\u021bi v\u0103ic\u0103relile de 1-8 martie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dragi gigei,<\/p>\n

\u00cen fiecare an aflu, cu o lacrim\u0103 \u00een col\u021bul locului umbros unde am avut inima odat\u0103, ce teroare cumplit\u0103 este pentru purt\u0103torii de cromozom Y din online \u00een\u0219iruirea Valentine’s Day \/ Dragobete \/ 1 martie \/ 8 martie.<\/p>\n

Se face o boceal\u0103 general\u0103 pe social media, de zici c\u0103 e r\u0103zboi. Sau secet\u0103. Sau cine \u015ftie ce alt dezastru natural. \u015ei cam aia e \u015fi recolta mea de unfriends pe lunile februarie \u015fi martie, pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi plac oamenii care se vaiet\u0103 pu\u0163in \u015fi pe probleme reale.<\/p>\n

B\u0103b\u0103e\u0163i,<\/p>\n

M\u0103 \u00eentreb sincer cum de mai r\u0103m\u00e2n femeile cu voi dup\u0103 circul jalnic pe care \u00eel face\u0163i pe social media pentru un parfumel \u015fi un am\u0103r\u00e2t de buchet de flori. Eu, s\u0103 fiu cu unul, \u015fi s\u0103 citesc pe Facebook c\u00e2t de chinuitor e pentru el s\u0103-mi cumpere parfumuri, l-a\u015f elibera de chin \u00een secunda imediat urm\u0103toare, pentru c\u0103 nu \u00eemi place s\u0103 fac oameni s\u0103 sufere. Dac\u0103 pentru tine nu e o bucurie s\u0103-mi provoci o bucurie, nu meri\u0163i timpul meu \u015fi un loc \u00een via\u0163a mea.<\/p>\n

Femeile rom\u00e2nce tolereaz\u0103 mult prea multe. E ok pentru ele s\u0103 fac\u0103 zi de zi m\u00e2ncare \u015fi cur\u0103\u0163enie pentru gigelul care se vaiet\u0103 pe net ce corvoad\u0103 e pentru el s\u0103 le cumpere ceva dr\u0103gu\u0163 de c\u00e2teva ori pe an. De ce?<\/p>\n

Ia, hai, pa \u015fi la gar\u0103 cu calicii!<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 le e at\u00e2t de insuportabil de greu s\u0103 trateze frumos \u015fi generos ni\u015fte tovar\u0103\u015fe de via\u0163\u0103, care \u00eei sus\u0163in \u00een tot \u015fi fac de at\u00e2tea ori toat\u0103 munca \u00een cas\u0103 \u00een locul lor, ia s\u0103 stea singuri, s\u0103-\u015fi gestioneze singuri treburile casnice, s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 menajere pentru cur\u0103\u0163enie, delivery pentru m\u00e2ncare\u00a0 \u015fi escorte pentru sex.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 e s\u0103 calcul\u0103m, iese ceva mai scumpu\u0163 dec\u00e2t am\u0103r\u00e2tele alea de cadouri de c\u00e2teva ori pe an.<\/p>\n

Sincer, hai s\u0103 facem un internet mai pu\u0163in penibil. Te provoc ca anul \u0103sta pe 1 \u015fi 8 martie s\u0103 fii b\u0103rbatul care e m\u00e2ndru c\u0103 poate fi generos cu partenera lui, nu \u00eenc\u0103 un calic jalnic care se v\u0103ic\u0103re\u015fte c\u0103 are de dus povara grea a unui buchet de ghiocei.<\/p>\n

Mul\u0163umesc anticipat.<\/p>\n

PS: loc de m\u0103r\u0163i\u015foare.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,\u00a0sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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