{"id":21353,"date":"2021-03-01T10:20:56","date_gmt":"2021-03-01T07:20:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21353"},"modified":"2021-03-01T10:20:56","modified_gmt":"2021-03-01T07:20:56","slug":"cum-combatem-insultele-corporale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-combatem-insultele-corporale\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum combatem insultele corporale"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cen caz c\u0103 ai tr\u0103it sub o st\u00e2nc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, \u0163i-o spun eu: internetul e plin de pro\u015fti frustra\u0163i.<\/p>\n

Pro\u015ftii \u0103\u015ftia frustra\u0163i nu pot \u00een mod special s\u0103 ierte unei femei c\u0103 e mult peste ei \u015fi ca inteligen\u0163\u0103, \u015fi ca spirit, \u015fi ca orice, \u015fi atunci tab\u0103r\u0103 pe tine. De obicei, \u00een haite, pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa se simt mai pu\u0163in larve neputincioase \u015fi degeaba.<\/p>\n

\u015ei unul dintre metodele lor de a ataca este s\u0103 se lege de detaliile feminine ale anatomiei tale. Ba c\u0103 e\u015fti la ciclu (aka isteric\u0103 \u015fi instabil\u0103), ba c\u0103 e\u015fti la menopauz\u0103 (isteric\u0103, instabil\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 pe deasupra.)<\/p>\n

Partea foarte vesel\u0103, pe care bovinele pline de r\u00e2c\u0103 \u015fi ur\u0103 n-o pricep, este c\u0103, dac\u0103 fac referiri la ciclul t\u0103u sau absen\u0163a lui, \u00een fond, \u00ee\u0163i deschid o oportunitate de a-i face s\u0103 se sp\u00e2rc\u00e2ie pu\u0163in pe ei.<\/p>\n

\u015ei anume:<\/p>\n

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Laba trist\u0103 \u015fi degeaba credea c\u0103 m\u0103 blocheaz\u0103 foarte tare dac\u0103 se bag\u0103 \u00een uterul meu cu o referin\u0163\u0103 la menopauz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Numai c\u0103 eu \u00eei ur\u0103sc pe \u0103\u015ftia cu o sete pe care nu v-o pot descrie. Sincer, i-a\u015f aduna pe to\u0163i pwle\u0163ii care deriv\u0103 satisfac\u0163ie din a jigni femei \u015fi i-a\u015f trece prin toc\u0103tor, apoi i-a\u015f face \u00eengr\u0103\u015f\u0103m\u00e2nt natural biodegradabil pentru holdele patriei.<\/p>\n

Aproape c\u0103 am savurat puseul de groaz\u0103 \u015fi dezgust pe care l-au tr\u0103it \u015fi el, \u015fi cel\u0103lalt vierme intestinal, cel care a f\u0103cut print screenul.<\/p>\n

\u015etiu, nu e frumos \u015fi nu e nobil din partea mea, dar \u0103\u015ftia sunt ni\u015fte c*ca\u0163i cu ochi care stau toat\u0103 ziua pe net, jignesc femei \u015fi dau o lab\u0103 de satisfac\u0163ie c\u0103 le-au stricat ziua. E tot ce \u015ftiu s\u0103 fac\u0103. Merit\u0103 mui\u0163i cu un picamer. Pornit.<\/p>\n

Ce recomand cititoarelor?<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 v\u0103 mai atac\u0103 nemernici cu acelea\u015fi specula\u0163ii legate de ciclu \/ menopauz\u0103, face\u0163i-le acelea\u015fi ofert\u0103. S\u0103 vomite pu\u0163in inima-n ei.<\/p>\n

\u00cen definitiv, s\u0103 se educe \u00een mor\u0163ii lor de otrepe ordinare \u015fi s\u0103 nu mai comenteze imbecilit\u0103\u0163i nu putem spera. Drept care, arma corect\u0103 este dresajul.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 ce primul gigel va primi prima poz\u0103 privat\u0103 cu un absorbant \u00een a doua zi de ciclu, fac pariu c\u0103 nu va mai adresa unei femei o insult\u0103 legat\u0103 de ciclu sau menopauz\u0103 \u00een toat\u0103 vie\u0163i\u015foara lui. De groaz\u0103 s\u0103 nu se repete experien\u021ba.<\/p>\n

Va \u015fti.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 e o idee proast\u0103.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2t timp facem pe doamnele cu infec\u0163iile astea ambulante, nu facem dec\u00e2t s\u0103 le \u00eencuraj\u0103m meltenismul. Ia s\u0103-i outgigelim \u015fi s\u0103-i batem cu propriile arme.<\/p>\n

Eu sunt un om afectuos \u015fi iubitor. 90% la sut\u0103 din timp. Dar dac\u0103 cineva \u00ee\u015fi dore\u015fte intens un conflict cu mine, va regreta minutul nefericit \u00een care l-a f\u0103tat madam m\u0103-sa.<\/p>\n

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