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<\/p>\nPentru cei ce nu au v\u0103zut filmul: Jude Law e Alfie, \u015fi e un curvar. \u015ei ar fi putut fi fascinant. Dac\u0103…<\/p>\n
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Nu \u015ftiu prea multe despre Bill Naughton, scenaristul filmului \u201cAlfie\u201d, dar, judec\u00e2nd dup\u0103 modul \u00een care i-a scris partitura protagonistului, presupun c\u0103 a fost un poponaut \u201cin-the-closet\u201d care a fost tras pe sfoar\u0103 de un flu\u015fturatic. \u015ei-atunci, \u015fi-a zis, ca Tudor Chiril\u0103: \u201cam s\u0103 m\u0103-ntorc b\u0103rbat\u201d. \u015ei \u00een loc s\u0103-i zic\u0103 \u201cvedea-te-a\u015f mort \u00een moduri neortodoxe, \u015fi greu de identificat\u201d, a scris, plin de n\u0103duf, un scenariu-tez\u0103 despre cum \u0103\u015ftia care zbur\u0103m din pom \u00een pom suntem ni\u015fte frustra\u0163i chinui\u0163i de regrete, care suferim pentru to\u0163i cei pe care-i delect\u0103m trupe\u015fte \u015fi abuz\u0103m suflete\u015fte, \u015fi undeva \u00een locul umbros unde am avut inima odat\u0103 ne-am dori priponi\u0163i de gard, dar nu ne punem la\u0163ul de g\u00e2t din la\u015fitate.<\/p>\n
Aici, nenea Naughton a dat cu oi\u015ftea-n gard. Nu ajunge s\u0103 ai boal\u0103 pe un curvar, pentru a-l \u015fi descrie realist. Ci trebuie s\u0103 te \u015fi plimbi, f\u0103r\u0103 preconcep\u0163ii, \u00een pantofii lui. C\u00e2teva exemple: Un curvar precaut nu arunc\u0103 NICIODAT\u0102 lenjeria intim\u0103 a altei curve la co\u015ful de gunoi al oficialei. Sau dac\u0103 o face, e semn c\u0103 i se f\u00e2lf\u00e2ie glorios de rela\u0163ie. Iar femeile nu stau s\u0103 cotrob\u0103ie \u00een sacul de gunoi, \u00een drum spre container, a\u015fa cum fac gheii paranoici ca autorul acestui scenariu. Abia a\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103 se descotoroseasc\u0103 de el. <\/p>\n
Un curvar nu \u00ee\u015fi ia niciodat\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 pe una at\u00e2t de dement\u0103 precum e blonda drogat\u0103 pe care o aga\u0163\u0103 Jude Law de Cr\u0103ciun. Mie nici prin minte nu mi-ar trece s\u0103 \u00eemi apropii de motan \u015fi computer o persoan\u0103 pe care o suspectez de o doag\u0103 lips\u0103, oric\u00e2t de mult m-ar atrage sexual. Nu de alta, dar sex exist\u0103 \u015fi \u00een alt\u0103 parte, pe c\u00e2nd fi\u015fierele mele \u015fi rela\u0163ia cu motanul sunt sacre. <\/p>\n
\u015ei nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd: un curvar singuratic \u015fi ambi\u0163ios nu viseaz\u0103 cum ar fi via\u0163a lui legat\u0103 de a altcuiva. Dimpotriv\u0103. Se l\u0103f\u0103ie \u00een bucuria de a face ce vrea, de a tr\u0103i fiecare clip\u0103 a vie\u0163ii lui libere \u00eentr-un mod c\u00e2t mai pl\u0103cut, \u015fi se g\u00e2nde\u015fte cu groaz\u0103 cum va fi ziua aia blestemat\u0103 \u00een care cineva se va trezi c\u0103 are dreptul s\u0103-i fac\u0103 program. Dar asta nu \u00een\u0163eleg \u015foarecii fixi\u015fti ca Bill Naughton. Ei se consoleaz\u0103 \u00een meschin\u0103ria lor g\u00e2ndindu-se c\u0103 noi \u00eei pl\u00e2ngem cu lacrimi de s\u00e2nge. \ud83d\ude00
\nAsta \u00eei ajut\u0103 s\u0103 “carry on”. Dac\u0103 ar \u015fti c\u00e2t de profund\u0103 e durerea noastr\u0103 de anus c\u00e2nd ne g\u00e2ndim la meclele lor, ar sucomba.<\/p>\n
Dar, cum spuneam, scenaristul Bill Naughton nu a fost un curvar. \u015ei nici nu a avut o discu\u0163ie onest\u0103 cu unul. De aceea n-ar fi trebuit s\u0103 scrie texte despre curvari, ci despre speran\u0163ele unor suflete curate \u015fi \u00een\u015felate. Nici o chestie pe care o facem din ranchiun\u0103 nu va mirosi vreodat\u0103 a art\u0103. Ci cel mult, a demonstra\u0163ie.<\/p>\n
P\u0103cat de Jude Law. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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