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<\/p>\nAzi, dragilor, vom vorbi despre rela\u021bii nesatisf\u0103c\u0103toare.<\/p>\n
Pe baza acestei glume:<\/p>\n
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Gluma asta nu m-a amuzat c\u00e2tu\u0219i de pu\u021bin. Da, sunt mul\u021bi tipi care sunt exact a\u0219a \u00eentr-o rela\u021bie. Ficu\u0219i de apartament trecu\u021bi la \u00eentre\u021binere, care nu contribuie cu nimic la nimic, ci doar se a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 le vin\u0103 m\u00e2ncarea la bot.<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 le spui ceva, tu e\u0219ti pis\u0103loag\u0103, cic\u0103litoare \u0219i vrei aten\u021bie. Ceea ce \u00eemi deschide un nou subiect: Cum orice problem\u0103 pe care o deschide cineva poate fi eschivat\u0103 cu succes prin replica “tu de fapt vrei aten\u0163ie”, pentru c\u0103 focusul se va muta de la problema propriu-zis\u0103 la “ba nu vreau aten\u0163ie, \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii”, “ba da, vrei”, \u015fi cearta se duce pe c\u0103r\u0103ri.<\/p>\n
Mbun. Dar subiectul evit\u0103rii unei probleme prin “vrei aten\u0163ie”, pe un episod urm\u0103tor.<\/p>\n
Azi, \u00eens\u0103, vom vorbi despre altceva.<\/p>\n
Despre persoane care se pl\u00e2ng zi \u015fi noapte de partener, care fac exact ce f\u0103cea Miruna mai sus.\u00a0\u015ei totu\u015fi, stau.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Am \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u015fi eu ficu\u015fi de apartament?<\/p>\n Da.<\/p>\n Diferen\u0163a \u015fti\u0163i care e?<\/p>\n \u00cen scurt timp, ficu\u015fii \u0103ia decorau alte apartamente. Nu m\u0103 compl\u0103ceam \u00een suferin\u0163\u0103. Vai, ce insuportabil, vai ce enervant, vai cum nu face nimic, vaaai, vaaai, vaaai.<\/p>\n Habar nu am ce e \u00een mintea cuiva care acumuleaz\u0103 frustr\u0103ri \u00een acest mod\u00a0\u015fi totu\u015fi, st\u0103 \u00een continuare \u00een rela\u0163ia nasoal\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong>Habar nu am de ce ai vrea s\u0103 \u00eempar\u0163i casa \u00een continuare, s\u0103-\u0163i supor\u0163i reciproc s\u00e2c\u00e2ielile \u015fi s\u0103 te microsabotezi unul pe altul cu chestii m\u0103runte, spart “accidental” obiecte preferate, r\u0103t\u0103cit tricoul preferat, \u00eentuneric hol o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 ca r\u0103zboi de ambi\u0163ii legat de cine o s\u0103 cumpere bec, str\u00e2ns patru pungi de gunoi s\u0103 priceap\u0103 gigel c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 le duc\u0103 \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n Nici m\u0103car nu exagerez. De faze de genul am auzit \u00een discu\u0163ii despre rela\u0163iile unora \u015fi altora. Toate sunt exemple din via\u0163a real\u0103.<\/p>\n \u015ei totu\u015fi, oamenii stau. Oamenii stau \u015fi \u00eenghit kkt cu polonicul de la al\u0163i oameni pe care \u00eencet – \u00eencet ajung s\u0103 nu-i mai suporte, din team\u0103 c\u0103…\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Nu \u015ftiu exact de ce le e team\u0103.<\/p>\n C\u0103 dac\u0103 e\u015fti singur, te desconsider\u0103 societatea?<\/p>\n Frate, societatea e de la u\u015f\u0103 \u00eencolo. Rela\u0163ia toxic\u0103 e de la u\u015f\u0103 \u00eencoace. Avantaj omul singur.<\/p>\n C\u0103 dac\u0103 e\u015fti singur, n-are cine s\u0103-\u0163i aduc\u0103 o can\u0103 cu ap\u0103?<\/p>\n Ficusul de apartament nu doar c\u0103 nu \u0163i-o aduce, dac\u0103 \u00eei ceri, \u00ee\u0163i mai \u015fi spune c\u0103 vrei aten\u0163ie.<\/p>\n C\u0103 dac\u0103 e\u015fti singur, n-ai cu cine s\u0103 faci sex?<\/p>\n Spune\u0163i-mi ceva mai frustrant \u015fi nesatisf\u0103c\u0103tor dec\u00e2t sexul de rutin\u0103, v\u0103 roog. O lab\u0103 \u00een baia unei benzin\u0103rii e infinit preferabil\u0103. Ca s\u0103 nu men\u0163ionez cuplurile care nu mai fac sex absolut deloc de ani buni, pentru c\u0103 ranchiuna reciproc\u0103 a ucis orice form\u0103 de libido.<\/p>\n La un moment dat, un amic m\u0103 tot freca la icre cu lec\u0163ioare dezaprobatoare despre preferin\u0163a mea pentru libertatea absolut\u0103 a celibatului. C\u0103 omul e fiin\u0163\u0103 social\u0103. Sunt o fiin\u0163\u0103 nespus de social\u0103 \u00een timpul meu liber, zic eu. Am prieteni, am rela\u0163ii minunate cu cine se poate, nu duc lips\u0103 de interac\u0163iune uman\u0103.<\/p>\n C\u0103 omul are nevoie de o pereche. Care omul, b\u0103? Dac\u0103 prin omul \u00een\u0163elegi “tu”, asum\u0103-\u0163i subiectivitatea acestei nevoi, \u015fi nu o proiecta peste toat\u0103 lumea. Suntem diferi\u0163i \u015fi e ok.<\/p>\n V\u0103 leat 2021. \u0102la divor\u0163eaz\u0103 cu strig\u0103turi, cu partaj, cu diver\u015fi str\u0103ini care evalueaz\u0103 frigiderul \u015fi patul de doi, s\u0103 vad\u0103 c\u00e2t cost\u0103 fiecare, cu \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163it linguri\u0163e \u015fi farfurii. Eu sunt \u00een continuare chill \u015fi zen.<\/p>\n Noroc c\u0103 nu sunt genul care r\u00e2de \u00een nas. E ok, \u00ee\u0163i r\u00e2de via\u0163a \u00een nas destul.<\/p>\n De ce s\u0103 stai \u00een rela\u0163ii de kkt, \u015fi s\u0103 te vaie\u0163i oricui st\u0103 s\u0103 te asculte c\u00e2t de kkt sunt?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Evident, dup\u0103 primele c\u00e2teva luni, c\u00e2nd practic se stabilesc termenii \u015fi condi\u0163iile, \u0103la, dac\u0103 a v\u0103zut c\u0103 maniera ficus-de-apartament \u0163ine cu tine, c\u0103 \u0163ipi la el \u015fi apoi faci tu toat\u0103 treaba, va avea zero interes s\u0103 se schimbe. De p\u0103sat ce spui tu altora nu \u00eei pas\u0103 oricum, c\u00e2t timp faptele concrete arat\u0103 c\u0103 tu stai \u00een continuare.<\/p>\n A\u015fa c\u0103 nu \u00eel aju\u0163i nici pe gigel s\u0103 devin\u0103 un om mai bun. Mai grav, dup\u0103 ce i-a mers at\u00e2t de frumos cu tine, o s\u0103-i pretind\u0103 \u015fi urm\u0103toarei s\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163in\u0103 ficus de apartament.<\/p>\n Concluzia: duci o via\u0163\u0103 nasoal\u0103 pentru c\u0103 te \u00eenconjori de oameni care o fac nasoal\u0103. Asum\u0103-\u0163i responsabilitatea. Nu te mai v\u0103ic\u0103ri. Ac\u0163ioneaz\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n *** ***<\/p>\n Ascult\u0103 Jet pe\u00a0Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe\u00a0iTunes<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0sau pe\u00a0Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n Azi, dragilor, vom vorbi despre rela\u021bii nesatisf\u0103c\u0103toare. 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