Treceam azi pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine. Zona Titan. Vorbeam cu mama la telefon. Tu plimbai copila\u0219ul, inocent \u0219i adorabil, pe o triciclet\u0103. Practic, tr\u0103geai tricicleta de m\u00e2ner, iar \u0103la micu se bucura de experien\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n
Vreau s\u0103 punctez, un copil cuminte \u0219i lini\u0219tit. A\u021bi mers cam o sut\u0103 de metri \u00een fa\u021ba mea, v-am observat pe am\u00e2ndoi. Tu tr\u0103geai tricicleta de zici c\u0103 era sac de cartofi: neglijent, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bii cont de calitatea trotuarului, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te ui\u021bi pe unde calci.<\/p>\n
A\u0219a, ca pl\u0103vanii.<\/p>\n
La un moment dat, inevitabilul s-a produs, \u0219i \u021bi-ai r\u0103sturnat copila\u0219ul \u00eentr-o b\u0103ltoac\u0103 format\u0103 \u00eentr-o groap\u0103. Pentru c\u0103, dup\u0103 cum precizam mai sus, nu te uitai pe unde calci.<\/p>\n
Copila\u0219ul a f\u0103cut ce fac copila\u0219ii: a \u00eenceput s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103.<\/p>\n
Anticipam grij\u0103 p\u0103rinteasc\u0103 \u0219i o und\u0103 de p\u0103rere de r\u0103u c\u00e2nd \u00eel ridici. Anticipam prost.<\/p>\n
Tu, din picioare, ai \u00eenceput s\u0103 urli la el, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 schi\u021bezi un gest de ajutor:<\/p>\n
-Vai de capul t\u0103u, ce m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 e\u0219ti! Vezi, dac\u0103 nu \u0219tii s\u0103 te \u021bii bine?<\/p>\n
N-ai precizat de ce mor\u021bi\u0219orii coanei m\u0103-ta se presupunea c\u0103 ar fi trebuit s\u0103 se \u021bin\u0103 pe o triciclet\u0103 deja r\u0103sturnat\u0103.<\/p>\n
Iar eu m-am oprit \u00een dreptul vostru. \u0218i i-am zis mamei. Tare, s\u0103 te \u00eentrec vocal:<\/p>\n
-N-o s\u0103 crezi, mam\u0103\u0103. M\u0103 uit la un animal prost care \u0219i-a r\u0103sturnat copilul pe triciclet\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103 vina tot pe copil. Po\u021bi s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 exist\u0103 gunoaie ca astea pe lume?<\/p>\n
Ai t\u0103cut brusc, ai ridicat copilul \u0219i ai luat tricicleta \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i ai \u00eentins-o.<\/p>\n
Drag\u0103 t\u0103tic bou,<\/p>\n
\u021ain s\u0103 precizez c\u0103 am o satisfac\u021bie intens\u0103 c\u0103 \u021bi-am \u00eentrerupt show-ul. Iar dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi ministrul muncii, familiei, protec\u021biei sociale \u0219i etc., a\u0219 impune examen psihologic \u00eenainte de reproducere.<\/p>\n
Un bou prost, abominabil, detestabil \u0219i b\u0103tubil cu bocancul peste tine N-AR TREBUI S\u0102 AIB\u0102 VOIE s\u0103 aib\u0103 copii. S\u0103 \u00eei \u00eenve\u021be prin puterea exemplului c\u0103 un mod de a rezolva gre\u0219eli e s\u0103 \u00eei \u00eenvinuie\u0219ti pe nedrept pe al\u021bii.<\/p>\n
M\u0103 \u00eentreb cum e copil\u0103ria acelui pu\u0219ti, \u00een rest. Dar judec\u00e2nd dup\u0103 aceste zece minute, SINISTR\u0102.<\/p>\n
Pariez c\u0103 te duci acas\u0103, la dobitoaca care a fost suficient de proast\u0103 s\u0103 te cread\u0103 b\u0103rbatul vie\u021bii ei, \u00eel sco\u021bi vinovat tot pe copil, \u0219i am\u00e2ndoi o s\u0103-i face\u021bi un circ c\u0103 \u0219i-a umplut hainele de noroi.<\/p>\n
Drag t\u0103tic isteric,<\/p>\n
Sper s\u0103 te r\u0103storni \u0219i tu, c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd, tot pe ceva cu ro\u021bi. Cred c\u0103 ajutorul social pentru orfani, a\u0219a mic cum e, valoreaz\u0103 mai mult dec\u00e2t valorezi tu ca persoan\u0103.<\/p>\n
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