{"id":21441,"date":"2021-03-15T22:03:09","date_gmt":"2021-03-15T19:03:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21441"},"modified":"2021-03-15T22:03:09","modified_gmt":"2021-03-15T19:03:09","slug":"jurnal-de-vaccinare-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/jurnal-de-vaccinare-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Jurnal de vaccinare 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gata, s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat. La centrul medical Veridia, o clinic\u0103 privat\u0103 curat\u0103, elegant\u0103, cu un personal discret \u0219i empatic. M-au pus s\u0103 completez acordul pacientului \u0219i un formular cu istoricul bolilor. Am precizat c\u0103 am astm cronic, c\u0103 am luat recent cortizon, m-au avertizat c\u0103 pot avea efecte secundare mai accentuate fa\u021b\u0103 de Gigel de r\u00e2nd. Am zis c\u0103 e ok, \u0219tiam deja de la medicul de familie \u0219i mi-am asumat. Asta e, o s\u0103 fie nasol c\u00e2teva zile, dar m\u0103car o s\u0103 am \u0219i eu cip, s\u0103 fiu conectat\u0103 \u00een re\u021bea cu barosanii.<\/p>\n

Mi-au ar\u0103tat acul \u0219i seringa \u00een ambalaj, doza de vaccin virgin\u0103 \u0219i nedesf\u0103cut\u0103, data de expirare \u00een iunie 2021. Da, era AstraZeneca, dar alt lot. M-a asigurat c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 doar\u0103. Am asigurat-o c\u0103 acest bra\u021b de astmatic a v\u0103zut injec\u021bii cu cortizon, iar alea dor de-\u021bi sar ochii din cap, prin urmare sunt veteran.<\/p>\n

M-au \u00een\u021bepat foarte lin \u0219i fin, apoi, pentru c\u0103 sunt clinic\u0103 privat\u0103 \u0219i cu mai mult\u0103 p\u0103sare de pacient, mi-au pus \u0219i un plasture \u0219i au acceptat s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 o poz\u0103 pentru Facebook.<\/p>\n

Apoi, m-au trecut \u00een sala de monitorizare. \u00cen cazul altora un sfert de or\u0103, \u00een cazul meu o jum\u0103tate, pe motive de istoric personal. \u00cen acest timp pot avea loc reac\u021biile secundare grave: \u0219oc anafilactic, le\u0219in, chestiuni. Pe un b\u0103iat l-a \u0219i luat un le\u0219in, dar era doar un atac de anxietate. Eu m-am \u00eemprietenit cu to\u021bi ceilal\u021bi pacien\u021bi din diverse grupe de risc \u0219i a r\u0103mas s\u0103 ne revedem \u00een aceea\u0219i ga\u0219c\u0103 la rapel.<\/p>\n

Mbun.<\/p>\n

La Unirii, metroul era blocat. Tocmai \u00eencercase o fat\u0103 s\u0103 se sinucid\u0103, arunc\u00e2ndu-se \u00een fa\u021ba metroului. Dar despre acest episod, m\u00e2ine diminea\u021b\u0103. Cum a\u0219teptam s\u0103 se reporneasc\u0103 linia Republica – fix pe aia o alesese, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 curg\u0103 transpira\u021bia pe mine \u0219i m-a pocnit o oboseal\u0103 crunt\u0103. M-am dus la un b\u0103iat pe care l-am citit dup\u0103 privire c\u0103 e mai sentimental:<\/p>\n

-Am f\u0103cut azi vaccinul, uite h\u00e2rtie, \u0219i m\u0103 simt foarte, foarte obosit\u0103. M\u0103 la\u0219i, te rog, s\u0103 m\u0103 a\u0219ez?<\/p>\n

Nici nu s-a uitat pe h\u00e2rtie, s-a ridicat direct. Da, sunt nenum\u0103ra\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bi buni pe lume, dar \u0103\u0219tia nu stau pe net s\u0103 agaseze femei.<\/p>\n

M-am a\u0219ezat pe scaun \u0219i… mi-e jen\u0103 s-o spun, dar am a\u021bipit instant. \u0102ia se agitau \u00een jurul meu, eu dormeam cu b\u0103lu\u021be \u00een masc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Mbun. Am deschis ochii exact c\u00e2nd mul\u021bimea a luat-o spre peron. Venise tren spre Anghel Saligny. OK; \u00eenghesui\u021bi-v\u0103 voi to\u021bi \u00een el, eu o s\u0103 iau Republica.<\/p>\n

\u00cen metrou, cu geanta str\u00e2ns\u0103 strategic, am a\u021bipit iar. Bine, dar eu am istoric de dormit \u00een metrou. \u021aine\u021bi minte scandalul \u0103la de acum un an \u0219i jum\u0103tate, c\u0103, dom’le, femeia independent\u0103 \u015fi plin\u0103 de bani doarme \u00een metrou? To\u0163i gigeii care nu \u00een\u0163eleseser\u0103 no\u0163iunea de actorie \u015fi rol m\u00e2ncau kkt cu polonicul pe tem\u0103. Acum, \u00eens\u0103, \u00eemi trag glug\u0103 peste fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi masc\u0103 pe jum\u0103tatea de jos \u015fi nu \u015ftii dac\u0103 sunt eu sau Fane Aurolacu.<\/p>\n

Mbun. M-am trezit fix la sta\u0163ie \u015fi m-am dus la farmacie, s\u0103-mi scot re\u0163eta re\u00eennoit\u0103 de medica\u0163ie pentru astm. Cu o oboseal\u0103 \u00een tot corpul de zici c\u0103 muncisem la canal. OK. C\u00e2nd s-a apucat doamna farmacist\u0103 s\u0103 proceseze re\u0163eta, am rugat-o \u015fi pe ea:<\/p>\n

-Doamn\u0103, m\u0103 simt foarte obosit\u0103. Pot s\u0103 stau jos?<\/p>\n

-Da, v\u0103 rog. V\u0103 e r\u0103u?<\/p>\n

-M-am vaccinat azi \u015fi m\u0103 simt ca \u015fi cum am muncit \u015faisprezece ore pe \u015fantier.<\/p>\n

-A\u015fa \u015fi fiu-miu. V\u0103 trece.<\/p>\n

Bun. Am ajuns acas\u0103, m-am b\u0103gat \u00een cad\u0103 \u015fi am stat \u00een apa fierbinte… nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2t. Mult.<\/p>\n

Acum sunt \u00een pat, cu motanul peste jum\u0103tate din fa\u0163\u0103. \u00cen pozi\u0163ia culcat, mi-e chiar ok, pot scrie. Am luat un paracetamol \u015fi un aerius, cu un pahar de ap\u0103 \u00een care am pus vitamina C efervescent\u0103.<\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 acum, avem oboseal\u0103 fizic\u0103. Dar nu sunt sigur\u0103 dac\u0103 nu e tot un atac de anxietate, cauzat de sinuciderea din metrou.<\/p>\n

To be continued.<\/p>\n

PS: Am uitat s\u0103 precizez vestea trist\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 b\u0103uturi alcoolice \u00een primele dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de la vaccin.<\/p>\n

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