{"id":21473,"date":"2021-03-19T11:20:44","date_gmt":"2021-03-19T08:20:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21473"},"modified":"2021-03-19T11:20:44","modified_gmt":"2021-03-19T08:20:44","slug":"o-nuuu-nu-si-schimb-de-mame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/o-nuuu-nu-si-schimb-de-mame\/","title":{"rendered":"O, nuuu. Nu \u0219i Schimb de mame&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Se pare c\u0103 lipsa de inspira\u021bie \u0219i creativitate a celor de la Antena s-a cronicizat. Spun asta pentru c\u0103, pe grupurile de Facebook dedicate castingurilor, au \u00eenceput s\u0103 apar\u0103 anun\u021burile cu &#8220;c\u0103ut\u0103m familii de bun sim\u0163 pentru a ap\u0103rea \u00een emisiunea Schimb de mame&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Premiul cel mare: o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Grecia. Asta dac\u0103 nu se mai declan\u015feaz\u0103 o cocoa\u015f\u0103 de infect\u0103ri Covid, caz \u00een care probabil c\u0103 le vor trimite c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103torilor doar ni\u015fte wall papers cu Acropole \u015fi cu plaja din Zakynthos, s\u0103 fac\u0103 poze cu ele, s\u0103 le pun\u0103 pe Instagram \u015fi s\u0103 zic\u0103 c\u0103 au fost.<\/p>\n<p>Iar eu \u00eentreb: c\u00e2t de fomist, de rupt \u00een orificiul din dos, de calic \u015fi de f\u0103r\u0103 perspective s\u0103 fii, s\u0103-\u0163i etalezi toate rufele murdare, toate tig\u0103ile \u015fi toate frustr\u0103rile din familie pe un rahat de excursie \u00een Grecia. Pe care nici m\u0103car n-au avut bunul sim\u0163 s-o schimbe cu un premiu \u00een bani sau m\u0103car cu un frigider \u015fi o ma\u015fin\u0103 de sp\u0103lat \u00een barter cu Altex, s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 \u015fi am\u0103r\u00e2\u0163ii \u0103ia ceva util \u015fi pandemie &#8211; appropriate.<\/p>\n<p>Iar men\u0163iunea aia din casting, &#8220;familii de bun sim\u0163&#8221;, ne descrie cu totul mediocritatea produsului.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Wife Swap&#8221;,\u00a0<\/strong>reality show-ul mam\u0103, din State,\u00a0<strong>NU\u00a0<\/strong>alege familii de bun sim\u0163. Dimpotriv\u0103. Schimb\u0103 or\u0103\u015feni foarte trendy \u015fi moderni cu familii tradi\u0163ionale din acelea hardcore, unde b\u0103rbatul nu mi\u015fc\u0103 nimic \u00een cas\u0103. Schimb\u0103 un cuplu care o arde pe religie grav\u0103 cu un cuplu de gay fashioni\u015fti. Schimb\u0103 un cuplu care folose\u015fte baconul pe post de biblie cu unul de vegani feroci. \u015ei tot a\u015fa.<\/p>\n<p>Farmecul emisiunii, cel pu\u0163in \u00een State, rostul pentru care ARE SENS s\u0103 propui schimbul de neveste, mame, parteneri de orice tip, e provocarea creat\u0103 unor oameni s\u0103 se descurce \u00eentr-un context\u00a0<strong>absolut\u00a0<\/strong>diferit fa\u0163\u0103 de ce au ei acas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fa se nasc situa\u0163ii cu adev\u0103rat interesante.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd oamenilor le sunt puse sub semnul \u00eentreb\u0103rii valorile pe care s-au bazat o via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Pe c\u00e2nd copiu\u0163a patetic\u0103, penibil\u0103, jalnic\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 nici un sens a Antenei ce face? O ia pe Rodica dintr-un apartament de bloc cu dou\u0103 camere din Urziceni \u015fi o duce \u00eentr-un apartament de bloc cu dou\u0103 camere din Medgidia, \u015fi o aduce \u00een locul ei pe M\u0103gdu\u0163a, care are aceea\u015fi mentalitate de gospodin\u0103, acelea\u015fi dume de nevast\u0103 rom\u00e2nc\u0103 \u015fi acelea\u015fi haine luate de la turci ieftin.<\/p>\n<p>Zero \u00eencle\u015ftare de valori, zero provocare, pentru c\u0103 \u015fi unii, \u015fi al\u021bii duc ni\u015fte vie\u0163i super banale de boomeri postcomuni\u015fti, care merg cumin\u0163i la munc\u0103, nevasta face ciorb\u0103, apoi se ceart\u0103 cu b\u0103rbatul s\u0103 duc\u0103 gunoiul \u0219i cu Ionel s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 temele.<\/p>\n<p>E at\u00e2t de lipsit de miz\u0103, de varietate, de surpriz\u0103 s\u0103 faci Schimb de mame \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, \u00eenc\u00e2t am o sugestie destinat\u0103 produc\u0103torilor Antenei.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 tot s\u0103pa\u0163i prin cimitirul de emisiuni moarte \u015fi \u00eengropate, readuce\u0163i Curat murdar. \u0102la da, specific rom\u00e2nesc pur. Acolo, drama, \u015focul \u015fi groaza nu erau mimate \u015fi nu aveau cum s\u0103 fie. Aia, da, era emisiunea la care te uitai siderat, cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103 a &#8220;Nu se poaaate, domnule!&#8221;, \u00een timp ce \u015ftiai c\u0103 ba da, se poate, \u015fi c\u0103 a\u015fa are \u015fi vecinul t\u0103u de dedesubt de la care \u00ee\u0163i vin cu regularitate g\u00e2ndaci pe \u0163eav\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu mai importa\u0163i emisiuni pe care nu are nici un rost s\u0103 le adapta\u0163i aici. Nu are cum s\u0103 mi se f\u00e2lf\u00e2ie mai glorios de Rodica \u015fi de M\u0103gdu\u0163a, \u015fi de modul \u00een care schimbarea nu aduce nimic nou \u00een via\u0163a nim\u0103nui. Ce mi-e c\u0103 face ciorb\u0103 de fasole la Urziceni, ce mi-e c\u0103 face ciorb\u0103 de fasole la Medgidia.<\/p>\n<p>BOOOOO-RING.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577 jetpack-lazy-image jetpack-lazy-image--handled\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" data-lazy-loaded=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ascult\u0103 Jet pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/3ahSP7bHbzcKsWtGDdzRLK\">Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/album\/id\/1497428911\"><strong>iTunes<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0sau pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jet\/dp\/B084DZ4W5J\"><strong>Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se pare c\u0103 lipsa de inspira\u021bie \u0219i creativitate a celor de la Antena s-a cronicizat. 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