{"id":21497,"date":"2021-03-25T11:20:55","date_gmt":"2021-03-25T08:20:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21497"},"modified":"2021-03-25T11:20:55","modified_gmt":"2021-03-25T08:20:55","slug":"imi-explica-si-mie-cineva-noile-restrictii-din-sectorul-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/imi-explica-si-mie-cineva-noile-restrictii-din-sectorul-5\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cemi explic\u0103 \u015fi mie cineva noile restric\u0163ii din sectorul 5?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u015etiu, num\u0103rul de infect\u0103ri din capital\u0103 \u015fi zone limitrofe a crescut. A crescut pentru c\u0103 nici naiba nu \u0163ine distan\u0163area social\u0103, pentru c\u0103 oamenii se \u00eenghesuie unii \u00een al\u0163ii \u00een aglomera\u0163ii f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le pese c\u0103 \u0103la de l\u00e2ng\u0103 poate fi infectat, pentru c\u0103 ne sp\u0103l\u0103m prea pu\u0163in \u015fi prea scurt pe m\u00e2ini, pentru c\u0103 facem ce facem \u015fi scoatem nasul din masc\u0103, pentru c\u0103 pe fiecare strad\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti c\u00e2teva m\u0103\u015fti aruncate pe jos, apoi oameni ai str\u0103zii care le ridic\u0103 non\u015falant \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 le poarte.<\/p>\n<p>Da, infec\u0163ia cu Covid se men\u0163ine pentru c\u0103 suntem un popor \u00eenghesuit \u015fi murdar, nefamiliarizat cu igiena \u015fi cu regulile civiliza\u0163iei.<\/p>\n<p>Dar m\u0103surile care nu au nici un fel de sens, \u00een acest context, sunt \u00eenchiderile de magazine, pie\u0163e, marketuri \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe la ora 19.00.<\/p>\n<p>Ce rezolvi cu asta?<\/p>\n<p>E exact \u00eentrebarea pe care am pus-o c\u00e2nd de\u015ftep\u0163ii au decis s\u0103 \u00eenchid\u0103 magazine la ora 21.<\/p>\n<p>CE REZOLVI CU ASTA?<\/p>\n<p>Se transmite virusul \u00eentre be\u0163ivii singuratici care coboar\u0103 s\u0103 ia \u015fase beri \u015fi o pung\u0103 de alune la 21.30? \u015ei erau trei r\u0103t\u0103ci\u0163i \u00een supermarket, cu tanti de la cas\u0103 patru?<\/p>\n<p>Evident c\u0103 nu.<\/p>\n<p>Dar mi s-a explicat c\u0103 seara t\u00e2rziu e alta daravera, c\u0103 iese tineretul s\u0103 cumpere pileal\u0103 \u015fi haleal\u0103 pentru bairamuri, \u015fi c\u0103 acolo se r\u0103sp\u00e2nde\u015fte Covid cu adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n<p>Aha.<\/p>\n<p>Mmmm&#8230; ok.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, dac\u0103 eu a\u015f vrea s\u0103 fac un bairam, nimic nu m\u0103 opre\u015fte s\u0103 cump\u0103r b\u0103utura la opt diminea\u0163a, dar&#8230; whatever, nevermind. OK. To\u0163i ne culc\u0103m o dat\u0103 cu g\u0103inile.<\/p>\n<p>(In)eficien\u0163a s-a v\u0103zut \u00een faptul c\u0103 scurtarea programului magazinelor \u015fi restului chestiilor nu a schimbat rata \u00eemboln\u0103virilor. Dimpotriv\u0103. A crescut.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei la ce s-a g\u00e2ndit primarul de sector?<\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u0103i, ia hai s\u0103 mai scurt\u0103m programul magazinelor cu dou\u0103 ore.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hai s\u0103 facem un calcul simplu. Acela\u015fi num\u0103r de magazine. Acela\u015fi num\u0103r de locuitori. Dou\u0103 ore \u00een minus la program. \u015ei nu, \u00een plm, nu \u00eemi insul\u0163i inteligen\u0163a cu &#8220;hei, dar se pot duce acum la 7 diminea\u0163a!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\u0102sta e Bucure\u015ftiul.<\/p>\n<p>Nici dracu&#8217;, and I mean NICI DRACU n-o s\u0103 pun\u0103 ceasul la \u015fase, s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la \u015fapte diminea\u0163a s\u0103 fac\u0103 cump\u0103r\u0103turi. Nu o vor face \u00een zi de munc\u0103, c\u00e2nd vor vrea s\u0103 doarm\u0103 c\u00e2t vor putea, s\u0103 aib\u0103 putere. \u015ei nu o vor face \u00een zi de odihn\u0103, c\u00e2nd vor vrea s\u0103-\u015fi mai trag\u0103 sufletul.<\/p>\n<p>Alea dou\u0103 ore, de la \u015fapte la nou\u0103 diminea\u0163a, sunt ore moarte, \u015fi nici un patron cu cap nu va pretinde angaja\u0163ilor s\u0103 vin\u0103 la cinci, s\u0103 fac\u0103 curat, s\u0103 preg\u0103teasc\u0103 marfa, pentru a deschide la \u015fapte, s\u0103 stea dou\u0103 ore \u00een spa\u0163iul gol. Nici m\u0103car unul. O vor face doar c\u0103rp\u0103no\u015fii, dispera\u0163ii dup\u0103 bani \u015fi abuzivii. \u015ei \u0103\u015ftia se vor convinge \u00een dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi obosesc personalul degeaba. Poporul rom\u00e2n NU e un popor care s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 shoppingul la \u015fapte.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, de facto, programul se scurteaz\u0103 cu dou\u0103 ore. Dou\u0103 ore \u00een minus, care vor conduce la ce?<\/p>\n<p>\u015eI MAI MULT\u0102 AGLOMERA\u0162IE.<\/p>\n<p>\u015eI MAI MULT COVID.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 e\u015fti un om al muncii obi\u015fnuit, program 9 &#8211; 17, o s\u0103 prinzi la magazin EXACT AGLOMERA\u0162IA ORELOR DE V\u00c2RF, c\u0103 nu ai c\u00e2nd altc\u00e2ndva.<\/p>\n<p>Diminea\u0163a faci pache\u0163ele pentru copii, \u00ee\u0163i bei cafeaua \u015fi fugi la munc\u0103. Nici dracu nu are timp sau energie s\u0103 se duc\u0103 \u00een supermarket, s\u0103 ia decizii.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 amiaza, \u00een orarul scurtat cu exact cele dou\u0103 ore care mai r\u0103sfirau pxlimea, te \u00eenghesui cu tot restul sectorului s\u0103 ai ce pune pe mas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Asta, sau \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m cu to\u0163ii s\u0103 ne s\u0103tur\u0103m cu pixeli, diger\u00e2nd vizual ultimele preparate de la \u015eefi la cu\u0163ite.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577 jetpack-lazy-image jetpack-lazy-image--handled\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" data-lazy-loaded=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ascult\u0103 Jet pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/3ahSP7bHbzcKsWtGDdzRLK\">Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/album\/id\/1497428911\"><strong>iTunes<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0sau pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jet\/dp\/B084DZ4W5J\"><strong>Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u015etiu, num\u0103rul de infect\u0103ri din capital\u0103 \u015fi zone limitrofe a crescut. A crescut pentru c\u0103 nici naiba nu \u0163ine distan\u0163area social\u0103, pentru c\u0103 oamenii&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":20622,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/covid19.jpg?fit=640%2C366&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21497"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21498,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21497\/revisions\/21498"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}