{"id":21548,"date":"2021-04-02T19:02:42","date_gmt":"2021-04-02T16:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21548"},"modified":"2021-04-02T19:02:42","modified_gmt":"2021-04-02T16:02:42","slug":"nu-mai-pot-cu-magazinele-astea-inchise-la-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-mai-pot-cu-magazinele-astea-inchise-la-18\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu mai pot cu magazinele astea \u00eenchise la 18!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Azi, am avut ni\u0219te treburi prin ora\u0219. De aceea nici un am prea postat. Plus c\u0103, la un moment dat te saturi s\u0103 munce\u0219ti zi de zi la content scris nou pentru cititorii t\u0103i, apoi s\u0103 vin\u0103 analfabe\u021bi s\u0103 dea comentarii despre cum prime\u0219ti likeuri pentru c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi expui corpul.<\/p>\n

Gen, gunoiul \u0103sta uman. \"\"<\/p>\n

Ar putea o zdrean\u021b\u0103 infect\u0103 ca asta s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 un site cu texte noi \u0219i content de idei \u00een fiecare zi? Nu, \u00een plm. Dar asta nu \u00eel \u00eempiedic\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce kkt, \u0219i sunt momente \u00een care nu mai po\u021bi duce omene\u0219te genul \u0103sta de atacuri, \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi vine s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi bagi pl definitiv. Mai ales c\u0103 r\u0103splata, pe de alt\u0103 parte, e at\u00e2t de modest\u0103.<\/p>\n

Drept care, azi mi-am v\u0103zut de treburi \u0219i nu am scris.<\/p>\n

Ajung acas\u0103. 17.40. M\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 motanul, url\u00e2nd: “Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaau!”. \u00cen traducere. “Ai plecat f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i pese \u015fi m-ai l\u0103sat prad\u0103 elementelor. \u015ei elemen\u0163ilor de la calorifer. Ar trebui s\u0103 sun la protec\u0163ia animalelor s\u0103 te reclam c\u0103 pleci ca o mam\u0103 denaturat\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103 la\u015fi singur cu 467890 de juc\u0103rii care nu m\u0103 iubesc!!”<\/p>\n

Iau m\u00e2\u0163a, o str\u00e2ng un pic \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi o m\u00e2ng\u00e2i, s-o calmez, \u00eemi fac o cafea s\u0103 prind energie, \u015fi m\u0103 duc la Lidl s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r ou\u0103 \u015fi br\u00e2nz\u0103, c\u0103 fantazam la o omlet\u0103 du fromage. \u00cen ideea c\u0103 vineri nu e weekend.<\/p>\n

Ei bine, pentru boii sini\u015ftri de la guvernare, ba da, vineri e weekend \u015fi am g\u0103sit doar lac\u0103t pe u\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n

B\u0102GA-MI-A\u015e AD\u00c2NC PL NODUROAS\u0102 \u015eI GROAS\u0102 \u00ceN TOATE MAMELE LOR COLECTIV.<\/p>\n

B\u0103i, deci nu mai pot cu m\u0103surile astea idioate \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 sens, oameni buni. Sunt at\u00e2t de rupte de via\u0163a real\u0103 a omului de zi cu zi, \u00eenc\u00e2t m\u0103 \u00eentreb pe ce planet\u0103 de privilegia\u0163i \u015fi f\u00e2nt\u00e2ni de nectar tr\u0103iesc cei care le-au emis.<\/p>\n

M\u00e2ine am treab\u0103 de la 10 diminea\u0163a. \u00cen mod normal, m\u0103 sculam \u015fi eu la 8, ca un om care se duce odihnit la treburi. Acum, cine plm se scoal\u0103 la 7, s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi un detur la aprovizionare?<\/p>\n

A\u0163i ghicit.<\/p>\n

Prostul de mine.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 nu pot s\u0103-mi cump\u0103r m\u00e2ncare pentru mine \u015fi motan la ora 18.20 ziua!!!<\/p>\n

\u015ei \u0103ia care o s\u0103 comenta\u0163i Bringo, Glovo \u015fi plm.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 v\u0103 ft \u015fi vou\u0103 na\u0163ia. Cu o pl \u00eendoit\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenf\u0103\u015furat\u0103 cu s\u00e2rm\u0103.<\/p>\n

AM TREBURI. NU AM TIMP S\u0102 STAU DUP\u0102 UN CURIER. \u015ei \u00eemi place s\u0103 aleg ro\u015fii PE CARE LE V\u0102D, nu s\u0103-mi dea ei cele mai ur\u00e2te \u015fi necoapte ro\u015fii din tot magazinul.<\/p>\n

VREAU O VIA\u0162\u0102 NORMAL\u0102, B\u0102GA-MI-A\u015e PL \u00ceN TO\u0162I MOR\u0162II LOR. Nu mai vreau justific\u0103ri pentru m\u0103suri idioate. Consider\u00e2nd c\u0103 oricum, num\u0103rul de bolnavi e at\u00e2t de mare, sunt EVIDENT NEFUNC\u0162IONALE. Doar ne frustreaz\u0103 \u015fi mai mult.<\/p>\n

Iar eu \u00een seara asta m\u0103n\u00e2nc cereale cu iaurt, c\u0103 e tot ce mai am prin frigider. \u015ei o pung\u0103 de semin\u0163e decojite.<\/p>\n

Btw, am apucat s\u0103 men\u0163ionez c\u0103 \u00ceMI BAG PL \u00ceN TO\u0162I MOR\u0162II LOR? \u00cen caz c\u0103 nu, dau un PS:<\/p>\n

\u015ei anume, \u00ceMI BAG PL \u00ceN MOR\u0162II LOR. F\u0103r\u0103 preludiu \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 tandre\u0163e, s\u0103 doar\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n

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