{"id":21562,"date":"2021-04-05T10:36:05","date_gmt":"2021-04-05T07:36:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21562"},"modified":"2021-04-05T10:36:05","modified_gmt":"2021-04-05T07:36:05","slug":"nu-trimite-nuduri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-trimite-nuduri\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu trimite nuduri!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Zilele astea, i-am f\u0103cut lipeala unei fete dr\u0103gu\u021be cu o prieten\u0103 avocat\u0103. Tema: s-a desp\u0103r\u021bit de iubi, iar iubi, r\u0103zbun\u0103tor ca orice pulex r\u0103nit \u00een orgoliu, s-a apucat s\u0103-i pun\u0103 nudurile pe net.<\/p>\n

Eu: Dar de ce pu\u0219ca lui Hector i-ai trimis nuduri?<\/p>\n

Ea: C\u0103 eram \u00eentr-o rela\u021bie frumoas\u0103, \u0219i, Lorena, tu nu \u00een\u021beleegiii…<\/p>\n

O, ba \u00een\u021beleg. Am avut \u0219i eu 20 de ani, mi-am dorit \u0219i eu foarte tare iubirea cuiva, puteai face din mine orice. Dar \u00een via\u021b\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fii \u00eentotdeauna preg\u0103tit pentru ce e mai r\u0103u, iar amorul ghebos de azi se poate transforma oric\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o desp\u0103r\u021bire furibund\u0103 \u0219i plin\u0103 de ranchiun\u0103 m\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n

Solu\u021bia: NU TRIMITE NUDURI.<\/p>\n

Niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 dac\u0103 \u0103la e cel mai popular gigel din curtea \u0219colii, iar tu aspiri la dragostea lui etern\u0103. Nu o vei ob\u021bine trimi\u021b\u00e2nd nuduri.<\/p>\n

De obicei, cererea de nuduri de \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 a\u0219a: Stau golanii \u00een ga\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i se laud\u0103 cu succesul lor la p***de. \u0218i gigelul care \u00ee\u021bi place \u021bie se treze\u0219te:<\/p>\n

-Vre\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 ar\u0103t ce o pun eu pe c***va asta s\u0103 fac\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Ce? groh\u0103ie restul.<\/p>\n

-O pun s\u0103-mi trimit\u0103 poze cu p***da.<\/p>\n

\u0102h\u0103h\u0103h\u0103, groh\u0103ie to\u021bi.<\/p>\n

\u0218i atunci, gigelul \u00ee\u021bi trimite \u021bie vr\u0103jeala proast\u0103: Hai, pisi, e\u0219ti a\u0219a bun\u0103, m\u0103 exci\u021bi a\u0219a tare, hai trimite o poz\u0103 mi\u0219to, s\u0103 v\u0103d \u0219i eu ceva frumos.<\/p>\n

Tu speri c\u0103 ob\u021bii ceva mai mult \u00een rela\u021bia cu gigel. \u0218i dup\u0103 ce trimi\u021bi, o ga\u0219c\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 de maimu\u021boi scheaun\u0103 la poza ta \u0219i chi\u021b\u0103ie: Ce c***v\u0103 proast\u0103, ahahaaha!!<\/p>\n

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Dar hai s\u0103-\u021bi spun ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 milogeala dup\u0103 nuduri.<\/p>\n

E doar un semn c\u0103 \u0103la nu d\u0103 doi bani pe tine ca om \u0219i nu are urm\u0103 de respect pentru tine.<\/p>\n

Ai periclita vreodat\u0103 rela\u021bia cu cineva la care \u021bii cu adev\u0103rat, cer\u00e2nd ceva ce dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te limita bunului sim\u021b?<\/p>\n

NU.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 nu crezi c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u021bii sunt diferi\u021bi. Nu doar c\u0103 nu ar insulta o femeie la care \u021bin cu adev\u0103rat cu a\u0219a ceva, dar dac\u0103 un fellow golan ar cere nuduri surorii lor sau unei alte fete din familie la care \u021bin, l-ar bate pe \u0103la de i-ar suna apa \u00een cap. Pentru c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u021bii se dau lovi\u021bi c\u00e2nd aud feministe critic\u00e2nd masculinitatea toxic\u0103, dar \u0218TIU EXACT c\u00e2t\u0103 ghiolb\u0103neal\u0103 \u0219i nesim\u021bire zace \u00een mul\u021bi confra\u021bi de-ai lor.<\/p>\n

\u0218i dac\u0103 unul \u00ee\u021bi cere insistent nuduri?<\/p>\n

Pasul nr. 1: No f***ing way. De ce i-ai da cuiva instrumentul s\u0103 te \u0219antajeze pe viitor?<\/p>\n

Pasul nr. 2: “Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 vezi p***\u0103, apeleaz\u0103 la profesioniste”. Videochatistele c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 mii de euro lunar pe etalare de p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103. De ce s\u0103 fii tu fraiera care ofer\u0103 gratis chestia din care altele \u00ee\u015fi cump\u0103r\u0103 case \u015fi ma\u015fini?<\/p>\n

Pasul nr. 3: Corpul t\u0103u e privat \u015fi e disponibil doar \u00eentre patru ochi, \u00een intimitate absolut\u0103.<\/p>\n

Nu vrei s\u0103 fii bunul ob\u015ftesc al haitei de labe triste cu care groh\u0103ie gigel. Dac\u0103 un b\u0103rbat e atras de tine, nu vrea poze. Vrea realitatea. \u015ei realitatea \u00eel \u00eempline\u015fte. Rezerv\u0103-te pentru momentele intime. \u00cen rest, nu, merci, nu avem pl\u0103cerea nudurilor. Ce ob\u0163ii e ca omul s\u0103 pre\u0163uiasc\u0103 momentele intime cu tine mai mult.<\/p>\n

Motivul pentru care aurul e mai valoros dec\u00e2t fierul? Aurul e rar. Greu de g\u0103sit. Nu se l\u0103f\u0103ie la ordinul oric\u0103rui ratat. Nu fi fier. Nu fi disponibil\u0103. Fii aur! Intimitatea ta e rar\u0103 \u015fi, prin urmare, trebuie pre\u0163uit\u0103 ca atare.<\/p>\n

Pasul nr. 4: F***-i \u00een bot cu presiune.<\/p>\n

“Ce, m\u0103, gogu, e\u015fti cu ga\u015fca \u015fi ai pus pariu?” “Care e faza, n-ai destul material de lab\u0103 pe net?” “Vezi c\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0163i trimit eu material de \u015fantaj.”<\/p>\n

Dar dac\u0103 te amenin\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 se desparte de tine pentru c\u0103 nu trimi\u0163i nuduri?<\/p>\n

Drum buuun \u015fi cale intens b\u0103tut\u0103. De ce ar avea orice fat\u0103 cu respect de sine nevoie de un kkt bolnav ca tine?<\/p>\n

Nu mai trimite\u0163i nuduri, fetelor. Nu v\u0103 face\u0163i r\u0103u singure. Dac\u0103 nu \u0163i-ai da PIN-ul de pe card lui gigel, de ce i-ai trimite ceva cu care s\u0103 te aib\u0103 la m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 te poat\u0103 amenin\u021ba c\u0103 te pune pe net?<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 dea o lab\u0103, are material berechet pe P-hub. Cu femei care fac asta profesional \u0219i sunt remunerate. O repet: Nu fi dobitoaca care d\u0103 gratis chestia cu care altele \u00ee\u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103 case \u0219i ma\u0219ini!!<\/p>\n

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