{"id":21572,"date":"2021-04-07T11:12:19","date_gmt":"2021-04-07T08:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21572"},"modified":"2021-04-07T11:12:19","modified_gmt":"2021-04-07T08:12:19","slug":"pe-bune-adina-alberts-cere-donatii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/pe-bune-adina-alberts-cere-donatii\/","title":{"rendered":"Pe bune? Adina Alberts cere dona\u021bii?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ieri, tot feedul meu de Facebook r\u00e2dea \u00een hohote de urm\u0103toarea situa\u021bie: Adina Alberts s-a trezit s\u0103 cear\u0103 dona\u021bii pe Facebook. “Orice dona\u0163ie m\u0103 va ajuta pe mine s\u0103 v\u0103 ajut pe voi”.<\/p>\n

\u015ei se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00een\u015fire c\u00e2t voluntariat face, \u015fi cum consult\u0103 gratis \u00eentregul Facebook, \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n

Lol.<\/p>\n

Adina Alberts are aceea\u015fi c\u0103dere s\u0103 discute Covid pe un ton de expert\u0103 c\u00e2t\u0103 a\u015f avea eu s\u0103 predau tragedie antic\u0103 greceasc\u0103. Da, am f\u0103cut facultatea de teatru, cum a f\u0103cut \u015fi madam Alberts medicin\u0103, am citit c\u00e2teva texte din Eschil, Sofocle \u015fi Euripide, am \u015fi declamat prost un fragment, am \u015fi dat un examen din ei, dar a \u015fti cu adev\u0103rat tragedie antic\u0103 greceasc\u0103 ar presupune s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i greaca veche, s\u0103-i studiezi \u00een original, s\u0103 descoperi cu adev\u0103rat contextul, s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i istorie \u015fi s\u0103 explorezi tot teatrul atenian al momentului. \u015ei atunci, da, te califici la o opinie valid\u0103.<\/p>\n

A\u015fa \u015fi madam Alberts, o fi dat la un moment dat un examen despre viru\u015fi, \u00een goana calului, apoi, \u015fi-a v\u0103zut de domeniul care o interesa cu adev\u0103rat: chirurgia plastic\u0103. S\u0103 ploo cu banul. Leg\u0103tura cu Covid? Nada. Nix. Nem.<\/p>\n

\u00cenainte de pandemie, se promova drept esteticianul vedetelor. F\u0103cea injec\u0163ii cu botox \u015fi filler, ridica f\u0103lci \u015fi \u0163\u00e2\u0163e, \u015fi din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, ap\u0103rea printr-o revist\u0103 de fete s\u0103 explice cum ne \u00eenchidem porii cu bicarbonat. Scria c\u0103r\u0163i despre cum s\u0103 combatem celulita. F\u0103cea medicin\u0103 glossy monden\u0103, \u00eenainte ca medicina glossy monden\u0103 s\u0103 fie o chestie.<\/p>\n

Mi-a\u015f \u00eencredin\u0163a urm\u0103toarea rund\u0103 de botox \u00een frunte pe m\u00e2nu\u0163a Adinei Alberts? Da, dar probabil c\u0103 nu mi-o permit. \u0102\u015ftia care se v\u00e2nd drept “whatever meserie” vedetelor fac asta strict pentru a pune ni\u015fte scoruri imense pe un serviciu pe care clinica vecin\u0103 de dermatologie cere o sum\u0103 total rezonabil\u0103 \u015fi face \u015fi treab\u0103 bun\u0103.<\/p>\n

Mi-a\u015f \u00eencredin\u0163a diagnosticul de Covid sau orice alt\u0103 boal\u0103 infec\u0163ioas\u0103 “esteticianului vedetelor”?<\/p>\n

DU-TE, B\u0102, DE AICI!<\/p>\n

Pentru p\u0103reri juste, consulta\u0163i speciali\u015fti \u00een boli respiratorii. Adic\u0103, bran\u015fa care se ocup\u0103 direct de domeniu.<\/p>\n

\u015ei de ce cere Adina dona\u0163ii? Nu mai are lumea bani de acid hialuronic la pre\u0163 de elixirul tinere\u0163ii?<\/p>\n

Ghinion, to\u0163i ne reprofil\u0103m pu\u0163in \u00een pandemie. C\u0103 asta e situa\u0163ia. Evident c\u0103 masca e c\u00e2h \u015fi m\u00e2h c\u00e2nd serviciile tale vizeaz\u0103 mufarina descoperit\u0103 a omului. Dar s-o lu\u0103m \u015fi pe partea cealalt\u0103: cine mai are chef s\u0103-\u015fi fillereasc\u0103 \u015fan\u0163urile nazo – labiale, c\u00e2nd acestea stau ascunse comod de ochii curio\u015fi?<\/p>\n

Adina, am o idee prin care te po\u0163i face util\u0103. Vinde consulta\u0163ii estetice pe Zoom cu ora. Le \u00eenve\u0163i pe gagici cum s\u0103 trateze acneea, celulita \u015fi ridurile superficiale, \u015fi le iei banii. Echivalentul de PR al “esteticianului vedetelor” din 2015 e “beauty guru” \u00een 2020.<\/p>\n

F\u0103-te beauty guru, Adina. M\u0103car vei face ceva la care te pricepi \u015fi nu vei mai inocula panic\u0103 \u015fi ignoran\u0163\u0103 \u00een popula\u0163ie.<\/p>\n

\u015ei dac\u0103 iese treaba, vreau \u015fi eu o dona\u0163ie de mentorat, c\u0103 te-am ajutat s\u0103 fii consecvent\u0103 cu brandul propriu \u015fi totodat\u0103 updatat\u0103 la anul \u00een care tr\u0103ie\u015fti.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n

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