{"id":21584,"date":"2021-04-10T10:17:27","date_gmt":"2021-04-10T07:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21584"},"modified":"2021-04-10T12:59:27","modified_gmt":"2021-04-10T09:59:27","slug":"exercitiul-ma-ta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/exercitiul-ma-ta\/","title":{"rendered":"Exerci\u021biul &#8220;m\u0103-ta&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De obicei, &#8220;m\u0103-ta&#8221; sau &#8220;yo mama&#8221; e tem\u0103 de glume, roast sau replici sarcastice.<\/p>\n<p>Azi, \u00eens\u0103, o vom folosi pe m\u0103-ta \u00eentr-un mod mai profund. Lol. \u015etiu, gluma se d\u0103ruie\u015fte pe sine.<\/p>\n<p>Dar nu, chiar o vom folosi pe m\u0103-ta \u00eentr-un mod savuros. Nu, nu savuros \u00een sensul \u0103la. Brrr.\u00a0 M\u0103 refer la faptul c\u0103 o vom stima pe m\u0103-ta. O vom pune pe piedestal. Ca sistem de referin\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Prima situa\u021bie:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dar de unde s\u0103 \u015ftiu ce jigne\u015fte \u015fi ce nu o femeie???<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>De multe ori, \u00eemi adreseaz\u0103 c\u00e2te un gigel, fie \u00een via\u0163a real\u0103, fie \u00een activitatea online, c\u00e2te o ghiolb\u0103neal\u0103. La care eu reac\u0163ionez fie b\u0103g\u00e2ndu-mi p**a \u00een to\u0163i deceda\u0163ii lui (dac\u0103 e un context informal), fie \u00eentorc spatele \u015fi plec (dac\u0103 e un context formal \u015fi n-am nimic de c\u00e2\u015ftigat), fie cu o replic\u0103 nimicitoare (dac\u0103 e context formal, am ceva de c\u00e2\u015ftigat \u015fi gigelul \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-mi ia fa\u0163a).<\/p>\n<p>Unii \u015ftiu exact ce fac, drept care se retrag sau \u00eencep s\u0103 mugeasc\u0103 a vit\u0103 cornut\u0103, care c\u00e2t \u00eel duce repertoriul. Dar mai e \u015fi categoria care \u00ee\u015fi cere scuze \u015fi \u00eemi spune c\u0103, sincer, a crezut c\u0103 face o glum\u0103 simpatic\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 nu \u00een\u0163elege cum mai vor femeile din ziua de azi s\u0103 fie tratate.<\/p>\n<p>Aici intervine exerci\u0163iul m\u0103-ta.<\/p>\n<p>Tu pretinzi c\u0103 nu \u015ftii cum trebuie s\u0103 fie tratate femeile. Dar dac\u0103 te duci cu m\u0103-ta la mall, \u015fi un gher\u0163oi \u00eei spune ceva nesim\u0163it m\u0103-tii, \u00een secunda imediat urm\u0103toare \u0163i se scoal\u0103 un pumn pe dreapta s\u0103-i sparg\u0103 \u0103luia dantura.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, \u015ftii.<\/p>\n<p>Bun.<\/p>\n<p>Data viitoare c\u00e2nd nu \u015ftii dac\u0103 o glum\u0103 e ok cu o femeie sau nu, \u00ee\u0163i pui \u00eentrebarea: Dac\u0103 m-a\u015f duce cu mami la mall, \u015fi un gher\u0163oi i-ar spune asta, i-a\u015f f*te to\u0163i mor\u0163ii p\u00e2n\u0103 i-a\u015f fecunda maimu\u0163oiul originar \u015fi i-a\u015f inocula un strop de civiliza\u0163ie uman\u0103 sau nu?<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei tehnica e infailibil\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103. Nu spune unei femei nimic din ce te-ar deranja s\u0103-i spun\u0103 gher\u0163oiul nostru ipotetic m\u0103-tii \u015fi e\u015fti bine.<\/p>\n<p>A doua situa\u021bie valid\u0103 pentru exerci\u021biul m\u0103-ta.<\/p>\n<p><strong>De unde s\u0103 \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 cer unui b\u0103rbat?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aceasta vine de obicei de la fetele crescute \u00een familii extrem de despotice, care le-au \u0163inut din scurt \u015fi nu le-au inoculat nici o f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 de stim\u0103 de sine. Ele se combin\u0103 cu c\u00e2te un gher\u0163oi (poate chiar \u0103la din mall citat mai sus), pentru c\u0103 atitudinea lui agresiv\u0103, nesim\u0163it\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103d\u0103r\u0103neasc\u0103 e pur \u015fi simplu o continuare a modului \u00een care au tratat-o p\u0103rin\u0163ii \u015fi nu \u015ftie ce s\u0103-i cear\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd colo, orice gher\u0163oi care vrea s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 sex gratis \u00een continuare \u015fi nu e un animal psihopat, doar unul educat precar, \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 brusc s\u0103 aprecieze ce prime\u015fte, la prospectul c\u0103 i se taie ra\u0163ia.<\/p>\n<p>Mbun. Am scris 478945690 de texte \u00een care \u00eendemn femeile s\u0103 aib\u0103 standarde \u015fi s\u0103 nu tolereze misecuvenismul \u015fi nesim\u0163irea. \u015ei de multe ori primesc mesajul: Dar a\u015fa m-a tratat \u015fi familia \u015fi nu \u00eemi dau seama ce e \u00een neregul\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Familia a fost familia. Simplul fapt c\u0103 nu au \u015ftiut s\u0103 te iubeasc\u0103 nu e un motiv s\u0103 prelunge\u015fti lipsa de iubire din via\u0163a ta. \u00cen plus, familia nu te f**ea. Sau cel pu\u0163in sper.<\/p>\n<p>Mkay, aici o s\u0103 aplic\u0103m din nou testul m\u0103-ta.<\/p>\n<p>Te duci cu m\u0103-ta la mall. \u015ei un gher\u0163oi \u00eei spune sau \u00eei face ce \u00ee\u0163i spune &#8211; face iubi \u0163ie. Dac\u0103 acest scenariu \u00ee\u0163i st\u00e2rne\u015fte o imens\u0103 indignare, p\u0103i \u00eei scot ochii \u015fi-i sparg ou\u0163ele, animalul dracului, nimeni nu vorbe\u015fte a\u015fa cu mami, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 de fapt \u0219tii exact ce ar fi cazul s\u0103 te deranjeze.<\/p>\n<p>Acum te \u00eenlocuie\u015fti pe tine cu mami.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu tolerezi nimic din ce n-ai tolera s\u0103-i spun\u0103 &#8211; fac\u0103 gher\u0163oiul lui mami.<\/p>\n<p>Dau un clip edificator. Am setat s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 \u00een momentul interesant:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/svtpTOmWVAs?start=105\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Cu amendamentul c\u0103, o dat\u0103 b\u0103gat\u0103 p**a \u00een mor\u0163ii lui Gigel, o \u0163ii b\u0103gat\u0103 \u015fi ap\u0103sat\u0103, nu te miloge\u015fti tot tu de el ulterior. Trebuie s\u0103 \u015ftii sigur c\u0103 te po\u0163i lipsi de bou la orice or\u0103 &#8211; \u015fi chiar te po\u0163i, te descurci mai bine singur\u0103. Preferabil s\u0103 apuci s\u0103 faci exerci\u021biul m\u0103-ta \u00eenainte s\u0103-i torni copii.<\/p>\n<p>Sper c\u0103 exerci\u0163iul m\u0103-ta v\u0103 e util tuturor.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577 jetpack-lazy-image jetpack-lazy-image--handled\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" data-lazy-loaded=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ascult\u0103 Jet pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/3ahSP7bHbzcKsWtGDdzRLK\">Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/album\/id\/1497428911\"><strong>iTunes<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0sau pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jet\/dp\/B084DZ4W5J\"><strong>Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De obicei, &#8220;m\u0103-ta&#8221; sau &#8220;yo mama&#8221; e tem\u0103 de glume, roast sau replici sarcastice. Azi, \u00eens\u0103, o vom folosi pe m\u0103-ta \u00eentr-un mod mai&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15111,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/mom.jpg?fit=640%2C426&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21584"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21588,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21584\/revisions\/21588"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}