{"id":21604,"date":"2021-04-13T10:11:27","date_gmt":"2021-04-13T07:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21604"},"modified":"2021-04-13T10:11:27","modified_gmt":"2021-04-13T07:11:27","slug":"ok-au-inchis-chioscurile-de-la-metrou-si","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ok-au-inchis-chioscurile-de-la-metrou-si\/","title":{"rendered":"OK, au \u00eenchis chio\u0219curile de la metrou. \u0218i?"},"content":{"rendered":"

C\u00e2nd vine vorba de politic\u0103, exist\u0103 dou\u0103 trenduri de baz\u0103. Trendul Dragnea, aka “nu exist\u0103 nimic \u00een \u0163ara asta care s\u0103 nu se poat\u0103 fura, dar dac\u0103 p\u0103gubitul d\u0103 \u015fpaga potrivit\u0103, \u00eel ajut\u0103m s\u0103 fure \u00eenapoi ce i s-a furat prima oar\u0103”. \u015ei trendul Monica Macovei, aka “s\u0103 pedepsim, s\u0103 \u00eenchidem, s\u0103 demol\u0103m, s\u0103 nimicim”.<\/p>\n

\u00cenc\u0103 nu exist\u0103 un trend “ce alternativ\u0103 propunem”.<\/p>\n

S-au apucat autorit\u0103\u0163ile s\u0103 fac\u0103 ordine la metrou \u015fi, printre altele, au lichidat toate, toate covrig\u0103riile, patiseriile, chio\u015fcurile care se aflau \u00een sta\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

Problema?<\/p>\n

C\u0103 uneori, oamenii pe fug\u0103 se mai bucurau de astea. Mai \u00eenh\u0103\u0163au \u015fi ei un dumicat \u00een goana metroului.<\/p>\n

Eu, \u00een ultima vreme, am treab\u0103 prin Pipera. Acolo era un magazina\u015f de sandvi\u015furi absolut minunate, numit One Minute. Coboram din metrou, \u00eemi luam lipie cu somon \u015fi avocado, legumele \u015fi pe\u015ftele extrem de proaspete \u015fi absolut delicioase, \u015fi m\u00e2ncam \u00een fug\u0103 ceva bun \u015fi mai pu\u0163in toxic dec\u00e2t merdeneaua cu br\u00e2nz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Sau ok. Treceam \u00een fug\u0103 prin alte sta\u0163ii \u015fi nu aveam timp s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc omene\u015fte. \u015ei merdeneaua aia cu br\u00e2nz\u0103 era absolut minunat\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei sunt destui cu vie\u0163i ca a mea. One Minute \u0103la avea uneori coad\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dar s-a f\u0103cut dreptate. S-a f\u0103cut.<\/p>\n

\u00cen locul de unde \u00eemi luam eu lipia aburind\u0103 \u015fi delicioas\u0103 sunt ziduri reci, \u015fi o p\u00e2nz\u0103 care marcheaz\u0103 “pe aici nu se trece”.<\/p>\n

Nu s-a g\u00e2ndit aaabsolut, dar f***ing absolut nimeni s\u0103 le propun\u0103 firmelor acestea o op\u0163iune, s\u0103 poat\u0103 continua ceea ce f\u0103ceau foarte bine, \u015fi s\u0103 nu trimit\u0103 \u00een \u015fomaj at\u00e2\u0163ia salaria\u0163i. Nu, nenicule. \u00cenchidem tot. D\u0103m cu toporul s\u0103 vad\u0103 poporul. S\u0103 nimicim, s\u0103 d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103m, s\u0103 pedepsim, s\u0103 sanc\u0163ion\u0103m, s\u0103 \u00eenchidem.<\/p>\n

Firme care mergeau bine \u015fi aveau profit.<\/p>\n

Cui ai folosit?<\/p>\n

Poporului nu, c\u0103 noi am vrea sandvi\u015f cu somon \u015fi avocado, sau m\u0103car covrigi calzi cu susan, c\u00e2nd nu suntem \u00een bani.<\/p>\n

Salaria\u0163ilor respectivi nu, c\u0103 i-ai trimis \u00een \u015fomaj \u00een plin\u0103 pandemie.<\/p>\n

Bugetului de stat nu, c\u0103 l-ai u\u015furat de ni\u015fte impozite.<\/p>\n

Dar ai f\u0103cut dreptate, ai c\u0103s\u0103pit \u015fi ai pedepsit.<\/p>\n

Yeey, glorie \u0163ie.<\/p>\n

\u00centrebarea \u00eens\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne: Ce propui la schimb? Ce deschizi \u00een spa\u0163iile alea? Bude publice? P\u0103c\u0103nele? Saloane de masaj erotic cu finalizare?<\/p>\n

Ce \u015ftii s\u0103 faci, \u00een afar\u0103 de dreptate?<\/p>\n

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