asta<\/strong><\/a> a ministrului de interne, cam asta reiese. Po\u0163i b\u00e2ntui pe str\u0103zi, DAR NUMAI DAC\u0102 te duci la sau vii dinspre biseric\u0103. \u00cen rest, e\u015fti un pericol public pentru s\u0103n\u0103tate, ambulant \u015fi cu acte \u00een regul\u0103, \u015fi treaba ta e s\u0103 stai cumin\u0163el acas\u0103.<\/p>\nDar, se \u015ftie. Credincio\u015fii au aur\u0103 de protec\u0163ie anticovid \u015fi medicamentul minune numit mila domnului, care le confer\u0103 puteri supranaturale, dar guess what: numai \u00een noaptea de \u00eenviere.<\/p>\n
B\u0103, pe bune!?<\/p>\n
Se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fte brigada de poli\u0163i\u015fti cu cet\u0103\u0163eanul Sul\u0103 Gigel, beat muci.<\/p>\n
-De unde vii, cet\u0103\u0163ene!?<\/p>\n
-De la… h\u00e2c, biseric\u0103.<\/p>\n
-\u015ei de ce e\u015fti \u00een stare de ebrietate?<\/p>\n
-De la… h\u00e2c… s\u00e2ngele Domnului.<\/p>\n
-Cet\u0103\u0163ene, dovede\u015fte c\u0103 ai fost la biseric\u0103.<\/p>\n
-Da, h\u00e2c. O secund\u0103, h\u00e2c, s\u0103 g\u0103sesc cheia. Cheia sol, vreau s\u0103 zic, h\u00e2c. Doaaaaamne miluuuuieeeeee\u015fteeeee.<\/p>\n
-Gata, ne-ai convins. Liber!<\/p>\n
-S\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, domnu’ organ, pupa-v-a\u015f pe cap!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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