{"id":2162,"date":"2010-04-06T19:41:55","date_gmt":"2010-04-06T16:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2162"},"modified":"2010-04-06T19:41:55","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T16:41:55","slug":"playboy-usa-e-genial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/playboy-usa-e-genial\/","title":{"rendered":"PLAYBOY USA e genial"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unul dintre bonusurile incontestabile ale muncii mele la Playboy e bucuria \u015fi pl\u0103cerea de a primi lun\u0103 de lun\u0103 Playboy USA. Care are at\u00e2ta umor, farmec \u015fi stil, c\u0103 se cite\u015fte singur. Deja lumea din metrou nici nu se mir\u0103 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 vede cu revista iepuroas\u0103 sub nas, eventual c\u00e2te un nene \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 v\u00e2re un ochi pe furi\u015f.<br \/>\nE bine c\u0103 \u0163i se ofer\u0103 modele. M\u0103car nu \u00ee\u0163i iei nasul la purtare \u015fi nu te crezi buricul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului dup\u0103 primele reportaje \/ interviuri ok-ish.<\/p>\n<p>Dar de bancul \u0103sta am r\u00e2s tot drumul, de la metrou Titan \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 la u\u015fa Mega Image-ului unde \u00eemi cump\u0103r cafeaua \u015fi ciocolata pentru cin\u0103 (da, \u015ftiu, m\u0103 hr\u0103nesc nes\u0103n\u0103tos. Logic, casiera s-a uitat la revista din m\u00e2na mea: &#8220;Cine din familie cite\u015fte Playboy? \u015ei de ce \u00eei da\u0163i voie?&#8221;):<\/p>\n<p>A young man approached the counter of a convenience store and asked the female clerk.<br \/>\n-May I have six contraceptives, miss?<br \/>\n-Don&#8217;t &#8220;miss&#8221; me, she replied.<br \/>\n-Okay, the man said. Then make it seven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unul dintre bonusurile incontestabile ale muncii mele la Playboy e bucuria \u015fi pl\u0103cerea de a primi lun\u0103 de lun\u0103 Playboy USA. Care are at\u00e2ta&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}