{"id":21771,"date":"2021-05-14T10:00:59","date_gmt":"2021-05-14T07:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21771"},"modified":"2021-05-14T10:00:59","modified_gmt":"2021-05-14T07:00:59","slug":"jurnal-de-vaccinare-6-final","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/jurnal-de-vaccinare-6-final\/","title":{"rendered":"Jurnal de vaccinare &#8211; 6 (final)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cum v-am povestit, mi-era o fric\u0103 teribil\u0103 de rapel. Mai ales c\u0103, la prima tur\u0103, corpul meu a dus o lupt\u0103 feroce cu virusul. \u015ei mai ales c\u0103 doza ini\u0163ial\u0103 e jum\u0103tate de flacon, iar doza a doua e flacon \u00eentreg.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 dac\u0103 am bolit \u00een halul acela la prima doz\u0103, de data asta voi ajunge minimum la o urgen\u0163\u0103 sau ceva. C\u0103, am uitat s\u0103 men\u0163ionez, \u00eentre timp, astmul meu m-a mai dus la ni\u015fte urgen\u0163e. \u00cenainte de vaccin, \u00eentre cele dou\u0103 doze \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 la imunizarea complet\u0103, \u0163i se interzice cortizonul, un hormon antiinflamator care potole\u015fte instant simptomele astmului.<\/p>\n<p>V-am l\u0103sat cu povestea \u00een punctul \u00een care, a doua zi diminea\u0163a dup\u0103 rapel, m-am trezit doar cu o febr\u0103 u\u015foar\u0103, cu secre\u0163ii nazale sporite \u015fi cu somnolen\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ei bine, cred c\u0103 sunt s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00een care nu am dormit c\u00e2t am dormit \u00een aceste trei zile, mar\u0163i, miercuri \u015fi joi.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 trezeam, m\u00e2ncam c\u00e2teva bilu\u0163e de mozzarella cu ro\u015fie (numai la chestii u\u015foare am poftit), \u00eemi f\u0103ceam cafea cu l\u0103m\u00e2ie (am mai scris-o, un tratament fabulos pentru orice simptom de r\u0103ceal\u0103), mai scriam ceva, sau r\u0103spundeam la un comentariu, apoi \u00eencepeam s\u0103 casc \u015fi m\u0103 b\u0103gam \u00eenapoi \u00een pat, cu m\u00e2\u0163ul torc\u0103tor \u015fi lipicios \u00een bra\u0163e.<\/p>\n<p>Ca de obicei c\u00e2nd am o boal\u0103, sau \u00een cazul \u0103sta, o boal\u0103 autoindus\u0103, m\u00e2\u0163ul a stat pe mine aproape nonstop. B\u0103tr\u00e2nelul meu pufos. Dac\u0103 a\u015f putea schimba via\u0163a asta cu una de succese mainstream pe linie \u015fi milioane de euro, dar lipsit\u0103 de Pulic\u0103 Splendoaremaxim\u0103 (a\u015fa \u00eel cheam\u0103, da, \u015ftiu, &#8220;\u0103vaaai, Lorena, ce scandalos&#8221;, ador s\u0103 scandalizez capete p\u0103trate ca tine), a\u015f alege-o tot pe asta, pentru c\u0103 mot\u0103nelul \u0103sta e bucuria mea din fiecare zi.<\/p>\n<p>Joi dup\u0103-amiaza c\u00e2nd am ajuns la Editura Rao s\u0103 semnez un contract, se vedea pe mine c\u0103 sunt umflat\u0103 de at\u00e2ta dormit.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" style=\"background: #FFF; border: 0; border-radius: 3px; box-shadow: 0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width: 540px; min-width: 326px; padding: 0; width: calc(100% - 2px);\" data-instgrm-captioned=\"\" data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/CO0WvZiAlkM\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" data-instgrm-version=\"13\">\n<div style=\"padding: 16px;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: row; align-items: center;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 40px; margin-right: 14px; width: 40px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex-grow: 1; justify-content: center;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; margin-bottom: 6px; width: 100px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; width: 60px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 19% 0;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: block; height: 50px; margin: 0 auto 12px; width: 50px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-top: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"color: #3897f0; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: 550; line-height: 18px;\">Vezi aceast\u0103 postare pe Instagram<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 12.5% 0;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: row; margin-bottom: 14px; align-items: center;\">\n<div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; height: 12.5px; width: 12.5px; transform: translateX(0px) translateY(7px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; height: 12.5px; transform: rotate(-45deg) translateX(3px) translateY(1px); width: 12.5px; flex-grow: 0; margin-right: 14px; margin-left: 2px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; height: 12.5px; width: 12.5px; transform: translateX(9px) translateY(-18px);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-left: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 20px; width: 20px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 2px solid transparent; border-left: 6px solid #f4f4f4; border-bottom: 2px solid transparent; transform: translateX(16px) translateY(-4px) rotate(30deg);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-left: auto;\">\n<div style=\"width: 0px; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-right: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(16px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; flex-grow: 0; height: 12px; width: 16px; transform: translateY(-4px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-left: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(-4px) translateX(8px);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex-grow: 1; justify-content: center; margin-bottom: 24px;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; margin-bottom: 6px; width: 224px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; width: 144px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; margin-bottom: 0; margin-top: 8px; overflow: hidden; padding: 8px 0 7px; text-align: center; text-overflow: ellipsis; white-space: nowrap;\"><a style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/CO0WvZiAlkM\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">O postare distribuit\u0103 de Lorena Lupu (@lorena.lup)<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>N-am mai avut obraji at\u00e2t de rotofei din adolescen\u0163\u0103. Dar vor veni c\u00e2teva zile de suprasolicitare intelectual\u0103 \u015fi nervoas\u0103 \u015fi se rezolv\u0103 de la sine.<\/p>\n<p>De aceea nici nu am \u0163inut un jurnal minu\u0163ios \u015fi am\u0103nun\u0163it, ca dup\u0103 doza ini\u0163ial\u0103. Nu prea am avut ce consemna. Fifty shades of somn. Bun somn, ad\u00e2nc, relaxant, revigorant. C\u00e2te 16 ore pe zi. Azi e vineri, iar eu m\u0103 simt mai fresh dec\u00e2t un pu\u015fti de 5 ani.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu v\u0103 ascund, m\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103 vestea c\u0103 se poate renun\u0163a la masc\u0103 \u00een locuri publice, de pe 15. Bine, eu o s\u0103 o port p\u00e2n\u0103 pe 20, s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi fac\u0103 vaccinul efectul complet, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00eenec ca cet\u0103\u0163eanul de etnie rom\u0103 la mal.<\/p>\n<p>Legat de hatereala unora pe Facebook, c\u0103 eu \u0163in jurnal de vaccinare. Prostovan: Vai, dar eu de ce nu scriu despre tatuajele mele? B\u0103i, gigele, pentru c\u0103 tatuajele tale, sau absen\u0163a lor, nu \u0163in o \u0163ar\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 \u00een lockdown, f*tu-te-n bot de animal prost.<\/p>\n<p>At\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t idio\u0163ii ca tine nu pricep o idee simpl\u0103: c\u0103 dobitocenia voastr\u0103 ne leag\u0103 pe to\u0163i de m\u00e2ini \u015fi de picioare, rata \u00eemboln\u0103virilor se va men\u0163ine \u015fi vom juca &#8220;\u00eenchide-te restaurant deschide-te restaurant&#8221; p\u00e2n\u0103 la epuizare.<\/p>\n<p>Iar mie, de exemplu, nu-mi va conveni s\u0103 fac un eveniment, s\u0103 bag bani \u00een promovare, afi\u015fe, organizare, \u015fi apoi, cu dou\u0103 zile \u00eenainte, s\u0103 dea guvernul ordonan\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 se \u00eenchide tot. Din cauza raha\u0163ilor pro\u015fti ca tine.<\/p>\n<p>De aceea eu \u0163in jurnal de vaccinare, s\u0103 documentez experien\u0163a, iar dac\u0103 tu nu vrei acest content, ai dou\u0103 op\u0163iuni:<\/p>\n<p>A) s\u0103 dai x din col\u0163 \u015fi s\u0103 te dep\u0103rtezi \u00een zare, precum c\u0103l\u0103re\u0163ul singuratic din westernuri.<\/p>\n<p>B) Sponsorizeaz\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 creez articole pe subiecte pe care le vrei. \u015ei comenteaz\u0103 sub alea.<\/p>\n<p>Toxicitatea ta nu m\u0103 va face dec\u00e2t s\u0103 te bag repetat \u00een maimu\u0163a originar\u0103, \u00een speran\u0163a c\u0103 la un moment dat r\u0103m\u00e2i lipit acolo \u015fi nu te mai \u00eentorci.<\/p>\n<p>Revenind: doza a doua, simptome u\u015foare, care au durat trei zile. Panic\u0103 ne\u00eentemeiat\u0103. Dimpotriv\u0103, chiar aveam nevoie de o pauz\u0103. Taman de aceea, vom \u00eenchide acum acest jurnal, \u00een calitatea voastr\u0103 de majori \u015fi \u0103\u0103\u0103, daaa, vaccina\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577 jetpack-lazy-image jetpack-lazy-image--handled\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" data-lazy-loaded=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ascult\u0103 Jet pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/3ahSP7bHbzcKsWtGDdzRLK\">Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/album\/id\/1497428911\"><strong>iTunes<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0sau pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jet\/dp\/B084DZ4W5J\"><strong>Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cum v-am povestit, mi-era o fric\u0103 teribil\u0103 de rapel. 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