{"id":21793,"date":"2021-05-20T09:30:35","date_gmt":"2021-05-20T06:30:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21793"},"modified":"2021-05-20T09:30:35","modified_gmt":"2021-05-20T06:30:35","slug":"microproblema-cu-pisici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/microproblema-cu-pisici\/","title":{"rendered":"Microproblem\u0103 cu pisici"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bine a\u0163i venit la seria de microprobleme. Probleme care nu presupun dezastre naturale sau s\u0103v\u00e2r\u015fite de om, nu te duc \u00een faliment \u015fi nu \u00ee\u0163i devasteaz\u0103 existen\u0163a. Dar te pot s\u00e2c\u00e2i c\u00e2nd le \u00eent\u00e2mpini.<\/p>\n

Azi o s\u0103 vorbim despre obiceiul pisicilor noastre de a se tol\u0103ni exact pe locul nostru \u00een pat, pe canapea sau pe scaun, profit\u00e2nd de faptul c\u0103 ne-am ridicat o secund\u0103.<\/p>\n

Unii oameni rezolv\u0103 chestia asta \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 spun\u0103 pisicii “d\u0103-te jos, Vasilic\u0103!”<\/p>\n

Lol. Vasilic\u0103 te va ignora cu senin\u0103tate. Pisicile nu primesc ordine.<\/p>\n

Al\u0163ii sunt gher\u0163oi brutali \u015fi agresivi, \u015fi se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 alunge pisica. Or, nu v\u0103d sensul de a \u0163ine \u00een cas\u0103 cel mai sensibil \u015fi inteligent animal domestic, dac\u0103 nu po\u0163i gestiona situa\u0163ia dec\u00e2t cu brutalitate. Pisica e animalul care nu se simte inferiorul t\u0103u \u015fi nu se gudur\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine dup\u0103 ce i-ai dat un \u015fut \u00een bot. Cu ea, nu exist\u0103 s\u0103 fii \u0163\u0103ran \u015fi s\u0103 o m\u00e2ng\u00e2i dup\u0103 zece minute. O s\u0103 m\u00e2r\u00e2ie la tine. Cei care creeaz\u0103 raporturi violente cu o pisic\u0103 vor declan\u015fa \u00een ea latura fioroas\u0103 \u015fi rea, \u015fi vor pierde accesul la tandre\u0163ea cu totul special\u0103 \u015fi afec\u0163iunea aproape uman\u0103 pe care o poate oferi o pisic\u0103 care prime\u015fte iubire.<\/p>\n

Al\u0163ii aleg s\u0103 se chinuie ei. Se \u00eentind la marginea patului, stau \u00een disconfort pe canapea, se a\u015faz\u0103 pe alt scaun, de\u015fi le pl\u0103cea locul lor, era bine luminat \u015fi cu acces la computer, \u015fi avea \u015fi spa\u0163iul \u0103la la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 pentru farfurioara de cupcakes.<\/p>\n

Iat\u0103 \u015fi solu\u0163ia mea:<\/p>\n

\u00een general, c\u00e2nd pisica se \u00eentinde \u00een locul t\u0103u, simt c\u0103 o face ca pe o declara\u0163ie paradoxal\u0103 de iubire. Vrea s\u0103 fie tu. De aceea, c\u00e2nd \u00eel g\u0103sesc pe Pulic\u0103 pe pat, sau pe canapea, de obicei, \u00eel iau \u00een bra\u0163e, \u00eel m\u00e2ng\u00e2i pe c\u0103p\u015for \u015fi pe blan\u0103, s\u0103 simt\u0103 afec\u0163iunea, apoi m\u0103 a\u015fez fix \u00een locul meu convenabil, cu el pe genunchi sau, dac\u0103 e vorba de pat, cuib\u0103rit la piept.<\/p>\n

A\u015fa \u00ee\u0163i rec\u00e2\u015ftigi locul ini\u0163ial, prin inestimabila for\u0163\u0103 a tandre\u0163ii. \u015ei nici m\u00e2\u0163a nu sufer\u0103. Dimpotriv\u0103, \u00een astfel de momente are chef de tors \u015fi de alint.<\/p>\n

Morala: c\u00e2teodat\u0103, iubirea e tratamentul necesar.<\/p>\n

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