{"id":21833,"date":"2021-06-02T09:49:37","date_gmt":"2021-06-02T06:49:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21833"},"modified":"2021-06-02T09:49:37","modified_gmt":"2021-06-02T06:49:37","slug":"plaja-in-2021-va-fi-un-loc-trist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/plaja-in-2021-va-fi-un-loc-trist\/","title":{"rendered":"Plaja \u00een 2021 va fi un loc trist"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sun\u0103 mai degrab\u0103 a banc de radio Erevan.<\/p>\n

Se poate face plaj\u0103 \u00een 2021?<\/p>\n

Se poate, dar mai degrab\u0103 pe acoperi\u015ful blocului.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Ieri a ap\u0103rut \u00een Monitorul Oficial un ordin dat de Ministerul S\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u0163ii, \u00een parteneriat cu al Economiei \u015fi cu al Sportului, care detaliaz\u0103 toate regulile pe care le ai de urmat dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 faci plaj\u0103 \u00een 2021.<\/p>\n

\u015ei da, \u015ftiu, pandemie. Sunt un om vaccinat complet, a\u015fa c\u0103 m\u0103 \u015fi ap\u0103r de pandemie. Dar modul \u00een care e reglementat\u0103 plaja \u00een 2021 te face s\u0103 preferi acoperi\u015ful blocului.<\/p>\n

Da, \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 e m\u0103sur\u0103 de siguran\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 nu oferi produse neambalate la v\u00e2nzare. Dar, z\u0103u: nimic nu se compar\u0103 cu gogo\u015file fierbin\u0163i, proasp\u0103t pr\u0103jite, cu porumbul proasp\u0103t fiert sau cu orice alte chestii proasp\u0103t luate de pe un foc purificator. Astea nu merg ambalate, c\u0103 dac\u0103 sunt ambalate, automat au E-uri, sunt f\u0103cute cu mult timp \u00een urm\u0103 \u015fi doldora de conservan\u0163i, coloran\u0163i, stabilizatori \u015fi alte cuvinte cu multe litere.<\/p>\n

Da, \u00een\u0163eleg nevoia de 2 metri \u00eentre persoane. Dar atunci, cum or s\u0103 se mai desf\u0103\u015foare cele dou\u0103 activit\u0103\u0163i care fac plaja s\u0103 fie fun? \u015ei anume a) joaca, respectiv b) flirtul?<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 nu te po\u0163i apropia dec\u00e2t de membrii t\u0103i de familie, ce o s\u0103 fie cu date-ul de plaj\u0103, c\u00e2nd el o \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 pe ea s\u0103 \u00eenoate, iar ea se preface c\u0103 nu \u015ftie?<\/p>\n

Cumva tot \u00eempotriva date-ului de plaj\u0103 sunt regulile acelea: nu po\u0163i \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163i acela\u015fi \u015fezlong sau p\u0103tur\u0103 dec\u00e2t cu membrii t\u0103i de familie. Mda, mersi. Nu. Membrii de familie sunt at\u00e2t de s\u0103tui unii de al\u0163ii, c\u0103 vor garantat pe \u015fezlonguri separate. Eventual cu gard \u00eentre.<\/p>\n

Dar ce mi se pare cel mai antihaz e ideea c\u0103, pentru a limita num\u0103rul de utilizatori, trebuie s\u0103 suni sau s\u0103 intri pe net \u015fi s\u0103 rezervi loc, \u00eentre orele x \u015fi y. \u015ei, probabil, pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce num\u0103rul de turi\u015fti cre\u015fte, va fi \u015fi cu limit\u0103 de timp. Ai ajuns la ora t, la ora t \u015fi ceva f\u0103-\u0163i frumu\u015fel b\u0103g\u0103jelul \u015fi haidepa, c\u0103 e r\u00e2ndul lui Gigel s\u0103 absoarb\u0103 raze UVA \u015fi UVB.<\/p>\n

Vede\u0163i voi, copiii mo\u015fului, ceea ce era frumos la mersul pe plaj\u0103, sau la c\u0103\u0163\u0103ratul pe munte, sau la plimbarea prin p\u0103dure, era EXACT spontaneitatea. Nu \u015ftii dac\u0103 m\u00e2ine diminea\u0163\u0103 o s\u0103 ai chef de astea, sau o s\u0103 preferi s\u0103 faci shopping turistic prin buticurile de la mare. \u015ei asta e vacan\u0163a, dup\u0103 mintea zbanghie a acestui blogar. Libertatea de a face ce vrei tu, c\u00e2nd vrei tu, f\u0103r\u0103 deadline, f\u0103r\u0103 schedul\u0103. \u00cen vacan\u0163\u0103, prefer s\u0103 intru \u00eentr-un KFC \u015fi s\u0103-mi iau o g\u0103letu\u015f\u0103 cu aripioare C\u00c2ND VREA PLM, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fac rezervare la un restaurant select cu o ciurd\u0103 de stele Michelin \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la mas\u0103 la or\u0103 fix\u0103, ca \u015fi cum mergeam la munc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Apoi, e superb\u0103 partea cu dezinfectarea cu virucide \u015fi fungicide a obiectelor de plaj\u0103 \u00eenainte \u015fi dup\u0103 utilizare.<\/p>\n

Ajungi la plaj\u0103.<\/p>\n

Instalezi \u015fezlongul.<\/p>\n

Apoi… \u0103\u0103\u0103, te apuci s\u0103-l freci gospod\u0103re\u015fte cu dezinfectant? \u015ei dup\u0103, c\u00e2nd e umed \u015fi miroase a spirt \u015fi disperare, se presupune c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 te a\u015fezi pe el \u015fi s\u0103 te \u00eembibi de acest miros irezistibil?<\/p>\n

Mmmm…<\/p>\n

Merci. Oricum, razele ultraviolete d\u0103uneaz\u0103 grav tenului, so, that’s a no for me, thank you. (Care c\u00e2r\u00e2i aici c\u0103 romglez\u0103, c\u0103 una-alta \u015fi n-ai donat vreodat\u0103 pe Paypal-ul din partea de jos a textului s\u0103 ai cu ce s\u0103 justifici o form\u0103 oarecare de preten\u0163ii, te bag aprioric \u00een mizda p\u0103-tii.)<\/p>\n

Aten\u0163ie: Acest text nu e inten\u0163ionat s\u0103 \u00eendemne pe nimeni la \u00eenc\u0103lcarea regulilor. E destinat doar s\u0103 spun\u0103 c\u0103 sezonul estival 2021 va fi de o profund\u0103 triste\u0163e.<\/p>\n

Dar putea fi \u015fi mai r\u0103u.<\/p>\n

Putea s\u0103 fie \u015fi o regul\u0103 cu obligativitatea purt\u0103rii m\u0103\u015ftii. Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 bronzul\u00a0 \u00een format maieu de tractorist, ar fi ap\u0103rut \u015fi bronzul \u00een format nevast\u0103 de arab gelos.<\/p>\n

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