{"id":21836,"date":"2021-06-03T10:18:22","date_gmt":"2021-06-03T07:18:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21836"},"modified":"2021-06-03T10:43:22","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T07:43:22","slug":"un-ratatouille-carnivor-va-rog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/un-ratatouille-carnivor-va-rog\/","title":{"rendered":"Un ratatouille carnivor, v\u0103 rog?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hai s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc pe ce am luat eu ultimul meu ban pe Facebook. Da, am ban as we speak. 30 de zile. 30 de zile \u00een care nu pot posta, trimite mesaje sau utiliza re\u021beaua asta \u00een care am investit at\u00e2\u021bia bani \u0219i munc\u0103 \u00een niciun fel. Noroc c\u0103 pe pagin\u0103 nu sunt admin eu.<\/p>\n<p>Am dat un status care spunea precum urmeaz\u0103;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none; overflow: hidden;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Florenalupu%2Fposts%2F10159328205888139&amp;show_text=true&amp;width=500\" width=\"500\" height=\"279\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>B\u0103i, \u0219i unde nu s-au n\u0103pustit veganii pe mine, ca turba\u021bii. Aoleu. S\u0103 m\u0103 frece agasant la icre c\u0103 fac baie \u00een s\u00e2nge de animal nevinovat sear\u0103 de sear\u0103, c\u0103 sunt anticristul pogor\u00e2t pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, c\u0103 a\u0219a \u0219i pe dincolo.<\/p>\n<p>Sau s\u0103 \u00eemi explice superior c\u0103 eu nu am papile gustative \u0219i nu am habar, domnule, cum au f\u0103cut ei drob cu ciuperci s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 are gust. De parc\u0103 a\u0219 fi contestat eu pe undeva gustul m\u00e2nc\u0103rii vegane.<\/p>\n<p>Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 fii analfabet func\u021bional. Dovada c\u0103 ai trecut clasa I, ora de citire doar pentru c\u0103 au dat m\u0103-ta \u0219i tac-tu \u0219pag\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarei. Cite\u0219ti &#8220;carbonara vegan\u0103 nu e carbonara&#8221; \u015fi \u00een\u0163elegi &#8220;n-are gust&#8221;, &#8220;m\u00e2ncarea vegan\u0103 e toat\u0103 na\u015fpa&#8221; sau &#8220;vreau s\u0103 v\u0103d s\u00e2nge de animal \u00een fa\u0163a ochilor&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Iar eu nu m-am putut ab\u021bine, desigur, \u0219i le-am b\u0103gat o \u00eembujorat\u0103 \u0219i b\u00e2rzoet\u0103 pe g\u00e2t celor mai iritan\u021bi dintre ei.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103rerea mea, dragi concet\u0103\u021beni, e c\u0103 drepturile animalelor sunt date \u00eenapoi minimum 50 de ani de habotnicii \u0103\u0219tia enervan\u021bi, pro\u0219ti de \u00eempung, orbi la nuan\u021b\u0103, \u0219i pe care nu ai cum s\u0103-i vezi altfel dec\u00e2t \u00een form\u0103 de caricaturi umane.<\/p>\n<p>Sunt genul de om care face efortul financiar s\u0103 ia ou\u0103le alea mai scumpe, de la g\u0103ini crescute \u00een cote\u021b, br\u00e2nza de oaie p\u0103scut\u0103 la iarb\u0103 verde, \u0219i a\u0219a mai departe. Nu de alta, dar realmente, cu c\u00e2t animalul e crescut mai omene\u0219te \u0219i \u00eengrijit mai cu suflet, cu at\u00e2t se vede \u00een calitatea ou\u0103lor \u0219i a br\u00e2nzei.<\/p>\n<p>Carne m\u0103n\u00e2nc o dat\u0103 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, \u0219i asta strict pentru c\u0103 altfel, \u00eencep s\u0103 am caren\u021be de vitamine. \u0218i aici o s\u0103 intervin\u0103 Marilou Vegana, care o s\u0103 \u021bipe c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu cu fitoproteine, cu cutare. Ba \u0219tiu, DAR, spre ghinionul nostru general, sunt genul de om care are nevoie \u0219i de proteine animale uneori, altfel mi se accentueaz\u0103 caren\u021ba de fier, oric\u00e2te suplimente cu vitamina C \u0219i cu ap\u0103 cu l\u0103m\u00e2ie \u0219i cu incanta\u021bii buddhiste a\u0219 face.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dar, Lorena, eu \u015ftiiiu mai bine. Eu, care nu am fost la urgen\u0163e cu tine de x ori, \u015ftiiiu mai biiine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>D\u0103-te-n mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii cu \u015ftiutul t\u0103u mai bine cu tot. Asum\u0103-\u0163i c\u0103 nu \u015ftii nimic despre oamenii cu care interac\u0163ionezi pe net \u015fi c\u0103 bro\u015fura ta de veganism semnat\u0103 de doctor Oz nu e valabil\u0103 pentru toate organismele. Deja m\u0103n\u00e2nc minimul absolut de carne pentru a func\u0163iona \u015fi nu am nevoie s\u0103 m\u0103 f tu la icre, mersi.<\/p>\n<p>De ce am \u00eenceput s\u0103 fac confesiuni, de zici c\u0103 eram sub patrafirul lui Daniel Exagerat de Fericitul?<\/p>\n<p>Ah, da.<\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 l\u0103muresc c\u0103 nu, nu sunt \u00eensetata de s\u00e2nge de animal nevinovat \u015fi n-am fost niciodat\u0103. Dimpotriv\u0103. Am luat tone de banuri pentru c\u0103 m-am luat la muy (bien) cu braconierii c\u00e2nd mai masacrau c\u00e2te un animal nevinovat prin \u0163ar\u0103. \u015ei c\u0103 am tot scris despre respectul fa\u0163\u0103 de via\u0163a animalelor, \u015fi despre \u00eengrijirea lor responsabil\u0103, \u015fi despre importan\u0163a consecven\u0163ei, \u015fi despre pericolul abandonului.<\/p>\n<p>O lungesc. Ideea e c\u0103 dac\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea ar fi satana animalelor ca mine, animalele ar duce-o foarte bine, \u015fi c\u0103, dac\u0103 eu m\u0103n\u00e2nc bosche\u0163i \u015fase zile din \u015fapte \u015fi victime inocente ale setei mele de s\u00e2nge numai o dat\u0103, procentual, cred c\u0103 stau foarte bine. Nu la mine ar trebui s\u0103 l\u0103tra\u0163i, ci la Ion \u0162iriac. \u0102la se folose\u015fte de banii lui s\u0103 \u00eempu\u015fte animale lipsite de ap\u0103rare \u015fi savureaz\u0103 s\u0103 le vad\u0103 murind, how about that?<\/p>\n<p>Tot ce spuneam \u00een acest status se refer\u0103 la ideea de\u00a0<strong>respect fa\u0163\u0103 de mo\u015ftenirea cultural\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Spre deosebire de noi, ni\u015fte imitatori jalnici, care am \u00eemprumutat toate re\u0163etele din vecini, sunt popoare pentru care m\u00e2ncarea e parte din cultur\u0103. Re\u0163ele sunt sfinte, nu se modific\u0103, nu se \u00eenlocuiesc ingrediente. Sunt un concept cultural. De aceea, sub re\u0163eta lui Gordon Ramsay, care a pus maz\u0103re \u00een carbonara, o s\u0103 vezi mii de italieni furio\u015fi. Nu te joci cu buc\u0103t\u0103ria clasic\u0103 italian\u0103 dac\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 afli detalii inedite despre istoricul amoros al mamei tale.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei mi se pare corect. C\u00e2nd pretinzi c\u0103 faci referin\u021be culturale, e cazul s\u0103 \u0219tii cu adev\u0103rat despre ce vorbe\u0219ti sau s\u0103 taci \u00een plm din gur\u0103. Nu, nu exist\u0103 carbonara vegan\u0103. A\u015fa cum nu exist\u0103 fish and chips vegane sau salat\u0103 de boeuf vegan\u0103. Boeuf \u00een limba francez\u0103 \u00eenseamn\u0103, literal, VIT\u0102. Adic\u0103 exact ce e\u015fti tu c\u00e2nd \u00eencerci s\u0103 m\u0103 convingi c\u0103 ai m\u00e2ncat boeuf vegan la cin\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu, nu exist\u0103 salam vegan, ou\u0103 vegane sau br\u00e2nz\u0103 vegan\u0103 \u0219i mi s-ar p\u0103rea corect fa\u021b\u0103 de consumator ca acestea s\u0103 aib\u0103 nume care s\u0103 reflecte ingredientele reale.<\/p>\n<p>Noroc c\u0103 margarina exist\u0103 de mai demult, altfel, cu obr\u0103znicia produc\u0103torilor de azi, care se folosesc de ignoran\u021ba \u0219i militantismul turmelor de boeufs cu buletin, poate mai auzeam \u0219i faptul c\u0103 e unt vegan. Nu, cois, nu e unt vegan, e ulei hidrogenat. A\u0219a cum mierea vegan\u0103 e zah\u0103r procesat cu arome. Mar\u0219 de-aici.<\/p>\n<p>Interesant, \u00eens\u0103, c\u0103 de\u0219i veganii se bat cu c\u0103r\u0103mida \u00een piept cum sunt mai buni dec\u00e2t noi, restul, \u00een continuare \u00ee\u0219i numesc produsele salam vegan, br\u00e2nz\u0103 vegan\u0103, burger vegan \u0219i a\u0219a mai departe.<\/p>\n<p>Cum se face c\u0103 nu vedem reversul, aka ratatouille carnivor, m\u00e2nc\u0103ric\u0103 de urzici carnivor\u0103 \u0219i ravioli cu spanac carnivor?<\/p>\n<p>Or fi m\u00e2nc\u0103torii de carne ni\u0219te javre, dar m\u0103car sunt ni\u0219te javre asumate ca atare. Nu javre care se neag\u0103 pe sine, fac pe sfin\u021bii, apoi se r\u0103zbun\u0103 reclam\u00e2ndu-te la Zuckerberg, c\u0103 e singurul mod \u00een care \u00ee\u021bi pot face r\u0103u.<\/p>\n<div dir=\"auto\">***<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\n<p>Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, sus\u0163ine\u0163i activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577 jetpack-lazy-image jetpack-lazy-image--handled\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" data-lazy-loaded=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hai s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc pe ce am luat eu ultimul meu ban pe Facebook. 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