{"id":21846,"date":"2021-06-04T15:28:53","date_gmt":"2021-06-04T12:28:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21846"},"modified":"2021-06-04T15:32:09","modified_gmt":"2021-06-04T12:32:09","slug":"s-a-adoptat-legea-alaptatului-in-public","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/s-a-adoptat-legea-alaptatului-in-public\/","title":{"rendered":"S-a adoptat legea al\u0103ptatului \u00een public"},"content":{"rendered":"

A fost surs\u0103 de scandal internautic dintotdeauna.<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 vreo trei dintre zuccurile acelea de c\u00e2te o lun\u0103 le-am ob\u0163inut exact pe acest motiv. Certuri cu limbrici josnici, care \u0163ipau c\u0103 nu vor s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u0163\u00e2\u0163e pe strad\u0103, \u015fi dac\u0103 femeia vrea s\u0103 al\u0103pteze, s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la veceu.<\/p>\n

Culmea, mul\u0163i dintre ace\u015fti limbrici se d\u0103deau tradi\u0163ionali\u015fti. Genul care foot femei la icre cu rolul lor biologic de mame \u015fi blabla. Or c\u00e2nd tu foots femei la icre c\u0103 menirea lor e s\u0103 fie mame \u015fi blabla, ar \u0163ine strict de consecven\u0163a cu ceea ce debitezi s\u0103 le \u015fi simplifici munca de mame. Dar mnu. \u015etiu din surse interne c\u0103, la dezbateri, exact HAUR, dacii verzi, promotorii familiei tradi\u0163ionale \u015fi ai menirii de animal f\u0103t\u0103tor al femeii zbierau cel mai crunt c\u0103 al\u0103ptarea \u00een public e depravare, desfr\u00e2nare \u015fi al\u0163i termeni similari expira\u0163i tehnologic.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 tu, un adult cu imunitatea format\u0103, nu te-ai duce s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci la veceu, e semn de boal\u0103 mintal\u0103 s\u0103 pretinzi ca un bebelu\u015f vulnerabil, cu imunitatea \u00een formare, predispus la boli, s\u0103 fie hr\u0103nit \u00een veceu. Mai ales c\u0103 tot tu o ardeai \u00een alt\u0103 parte cu vaai, copiii sunt viitorul na\u0163iunii. Trimi\u0163i literal viitorul na\u0163iunii \u00een bud\u0103, \u015fi apoi te vaie\u0163i c\u0103 viitorul na\u0163iunii e \u00een bud\u0103. Lol.<\/p>\n

\u00cen plus, dac\u0103 tu, un adult cu depozite de energie \u00een organism, \u00ee\u0163i po\u0163i st\u0103p\u00e2ni foamea p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd ajungi undeva s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci – \u015fi dac\u0103 nu po\u0163i, ai droaie de patiserii PE STRAD\u0102, fix pe strad\u0103, public, s\u0103 arunci ceva sub nas, s\u0103 nu pieri naibii de foame, bebelu\u015fii nu au depozite de energie. De aceea \u015fi trebuie hr\u0103ni\u0163i din dou\u0103 \u00een dou\u0103 ore. Laptele matern e \u015fi m\u00e2ncare, \u015fi ap\u0103, iar pericolul deshidrat\u0103rii la aceast\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103 este major.<\/p>\n

De aceea, femeia care al\u0103pteaz\u0103 \u00een public dac\u0103 bebelu\u015ful o cere trebuie menajat\u0103 \u015fi respectat\u0103. Nu face dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fie mam\u0103, \u015fi s\u0103 ofere hran\u0103 unui pui mic de om cu nevoi mult mai intense dec\u00e2t ale tale, tu presupun\u00e2ndu-se c\u0103 e\u015fti un organism matur capabil de autocontrol.<\/p>\n

\u015ei care e problema gigeilor pro\u015fti?<\/p>\n

Problema gigeilor pro\u015fti e c\u0103 \u0163in neap\u0103rat s\u0103 vad\u0103 s\u00e2nul strict ca pe un obiect sculativ de p. Iar \u00een momentul hr\u0103nirii bebelu\u015fului, chiar NU este vorba de asta.<\/p>\n

Au existat cazuri de femei insultate \u00een public pentru c\u0103 al\u0103ptau, femei umilite \u015fi f\u0103cute c***e pentru c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi hr\u0103neau copila\u015ful, femei date afar\u0103 din restaurante sau malluri. Am asistat eu personal \u00een metrou, acum vreo opt ani, la o scen\u0103. Un bebelu\u015f a \u00eenceput s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103, iar mama a scos s\u00e2nul s\u0103-l hr\u0103neasc\u0103. Instant, o baborni\u0163\u0103 (da, nu to\u0163i pro\u015ftii sunt b\u0103rba\u0163i, \u015fi cu at\u00e2t mai nasol c\u0103 persoana care a s\u0103rit cu gura era \u015fi ea femeie, \u015fi ar fi trebuit s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 cu at\u00e2t mai mult), cum spuneam, o h\u00e2rc\u0103 detestabil\u0103, o cotoroan\u0163\u0103 acrit\u0103 de r\u0103utate, genul \u0103la de japi\u0163\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi nasoal\u0103 pe care a p\u0103r\u0103sit-o toat\u0103 lumea pentru c\u0103 era insuportabil\u0103, iar ea \u00eei \u00eenvinuie\u015fte tot pe ceilal\u0163i, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u0163ipe:<\/p>\n

-Duduie, dar nu \u0163i-e ru\u015fine. Suntem oameni respectabili aici, acoper\u0103-te. Nu trebuie s\u0103 ne uit\u0103m la a\u015fa ceva!<\/p>\n

Acum, sora voastr\u0103 Lorena e vag s\u0103rit\u0103 de pe fix, \u015fti\u0163i asta. C\u00e2nd m\u0103 vede\u0163i \u00een ora\u015f, zice\u0163i c\u0103 nu-s ca pe blog, dar c\u00e2nd v\u0103d astfel de faze, devin ca pe blog.<\/p>\n

-Cine te oblig\u0103 s\u0103 te ui\u0163i? am s\u0103rit eu instant cu gura.<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i cum, p\u0103i e acolo.<\/p>\n

-Cine nu te las\u0103 s\u0103 te ui\u0163i \u00een alt\u0103 direc\u0163ie?<\/p>\n

-E\u015fti cam obraznic\u0103, feti\u0163o.<\/p>\n

-Nu, baba cloan\u0163a cotoroan\u0163a, tu e\u015fti obraznic\u0103. Te legi de o mam\u0103 care \u00ee\u015fi face treaba de mam\u0103. Vrei ca un bebelu\u015f s\u0103 moar\u0103 de foame pentru c\u0103 \u0163i-e ciud\u0103 c\u0103 doamna are s\u00e2nii mai frumo\u015fi dec\u00e2t traistele tale fle\u015fc\u0103ite cu care speli veceul pe acas\u0103.<\/p>\n

Bine, fraza asta era suprapus\u0103 peste faptul c\u0103 asta c\u0103uta s\u0103 m\u0103 tot \u00eentrerup\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 cotcodac peste mine, chestie pe care NU o faci cu Lorena \u00een faza ei de nervi, sau Lorena \u00een faza ei de nervi o s\u0103-\u0163i ating\u0103 exact ce te doare mai tare. Ascendent \u00een Scorpion, ce vre\u0163i? Scorpionul \u015ftie instinctiv care e punctul dureros al fiec\u0103rui om \u00een parte, iar c\u00e2nd e scos din s\u0103rite, te va face s\u0103 regre\u0163i ever going there.<\/p>\n

A venit paza.<\/p>\n

-Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103?<\/p>\n

Eu:<\/p>\n

-Doamna al\u0103pteaz\u0103 un bebelu\u015f, iar “doamna” nu \u015ftie cum se uite \u00een alt\u0103 parte.<\/p>\n

Au intervenit \u015fi al\u0163i pasageri care, slav\u0103 domnului, nu erau pro\u015fti ca h\u00e2rca, plus c\u0103 r\u00e2deau de faza cu traistele fle\u015fc\u0103ite.<\/p>\n

-Da, domnule, cum s\u0103 te legi de un bebelu\u015f, p\u0103i se poate?<\/p>\n

-Un puiu\u0163 at\u00e2t de dulce.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, paza a zis ceva de genul:<\/p>\n

-V\u0103 rog s\u0103 p\u0103stra\u0163i lini\u015ftea, c\u0103 altfel va trebui s\u0103 d\u0103m amenzi.<\/p>\n

Cum a auzit de amenzi, h\u00e2rca a amu\u0163it. Mucles. Mai era \u015fi avar\u0103. De cum a venit vorba de bani, subit puteam s\u0103 facem toate dansuri topless pe barele metroului \u015fi n-ar mai fi avut nici o problem\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei de asta e aceast\u0103 lege minunat\u0103. Dac\u0103 te iei de o mam\u0103 care al\u0103pteaz\u0103, ca persoan\u0103 fizic\u0103, pl\u0103te\u015fti amend\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 500 de lei. Dac\u0103 o oprimi ca entitate juridic\u0103 de orice tip, marchezi \u00eentre 1.000 \u015fi 2.000.<\/p>\n

\u015ei frumos ar fi ca amenda s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la mama h\u0103r\u0163uit\u0103. Cu bebelu\u015ful mic, sigur are o infinitate de cheltuieli.<\/p>\n

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