{"id":22,"date":"2007-12-31T00:40:54","date_gmt":"2007-12-30T21:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/31\/pastiluta\/"},"modified":"2007-12-31T00:40:54","modified_gmt":"2007-12-30T21:40:54","slug":"pastiluta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/pastiluta\/","title":{"rendered":"Pastilu\u0163\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Publicat ini\u0163ial pe Yahoo 360, pe 18 iunie)<\/p>\n<p>Stare\u0163a: De ce vre\u0163i s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103si\u0163i casa domnului?<\/p>\n<p>Novicea: Din motive personale.<\/p>\n<p>Stare\u0163a: Asta nu e o explica\u0163ie! Domnul are nevoie de un motiv serios&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Novicea: Vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 fac prostituat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Stare\u0163a: Ce vre\u0163i s\u0103 spune\u0163i???<\/p>\n<p>Novicea: Vreau s\u0103 spun curv\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Stare\u0163a: Ah, l\u0103udat fie domnul! \u00cen\u0163elesesem &#8220;protestant\u0103&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Publicat ini\u0163ial pe Yahoo 360, pe 18 iunie) Stare\u0163a: De ce vre\u0163i s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103si\u0163i casa domnului? Novicea: Din motive personale. Stare\u0163a: Asta nu e&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}