{"id":22024,"date":"2021-07-05T11:02:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-05T08:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22024"},"modified":"2021-07-05T11:02:01","modified_gmt":"2021-07-05T08:02:01","slug":"ce-faci-bcr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ce-faci-bcr\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce faci, BCR?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Nu \u00eentreb de polite\u021be, s\u0103-mi r\u0103spunzi bine mersi. Mai degrab\u0103 e ceva de genul ce plm faci, BCR? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Azi de diminea\u0163\u0103, descop\u0103r c\u0103 nu mai aveam chibrituri. Ies la carfur din col\u0163 s\u0103-mi iau. Adaug un ca\u015fcaval, un vin, una-alta, dau s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc cu cardul. Refuzat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum plm, doar aveam bani pe el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bag \u00een POS, tastez pinul. Refuzat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“P\u0103stra\u0163i plasa pe aici”, zic eu, \u00eenjur\u00e2nd sistemul \u0103stora de la Carrefour care iar nu accept\u0103 carduri. E o tanti cumsecade, m\u0103 vede des, ia plasa, o pune deoparte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dau o fug\u0103 la bancomatul din col\u0163. Bag cardul. \u00cemi \u015ftiu pinul, \u00eel bag o singur\u0103 dat\u0103. Acceptat. Dau s\u0103 retrag 100 de lei. M\u0103 conduce p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultimul pas, \u0103la \u00een care m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 vreau chitan\u0163\u0103, apoi subit: card reclamat pentru furt pierdere. Cardul dvs. a fost re\u0163inut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you f***ing kidding me? Cardul reclamat trebuia arestat din prima secund\u0103, nu \u00een pasul final al tranzac\u0163iei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Intru rapid \u00een George, appul online al lui BCR. \u00cen mod normal, c\u00e2nd se prime\u015fte reclama\u0163ie de card pierdut – furat, primul pas e s\u0103 \u0163i-l inactiveze. Al meu era viu, zglobiu ca un mielu\u0163 prim\u0103vara. \u00cel blochez eu. Apoi sun la serviciul clien\u0163i. \u015ei m\u0103 \u0163ine. \u015ei m\u0103 \u0163iiine. \u015ei m\u0103 \u0163iiiine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 vreo 40 de minute, timp \u00een care am fost \u015fi la magazin cu bruma de numerar adunat\u0103 din buzunare de prin cas\u0103, s\u0103-mi ridic cump\u0103r\u0103turile cu telefonul la ureche, robotul zice: Dac\u0103 nu e o urgen\u0163\u0103, apela\u0163i alte c\u0103i de contact. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E o urgen\u0163\u0103, \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii, c\u0103 m-ai l\u0103sat complet f\u0103r\u0103 bani!! urlu eu la coad\u0103 la carrefour. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei subit, am empatie fa\u0163\u0103 de oamenii care \u0163ip\u0103 singuri pe strad\u0103. Nu \u015ftii ce rahat de genul li se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mbun. Dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o or\u0103 de a\u015fteptat \u015fi f\u0103cut 13 – 14 prin cas\u0103, m\u0103 preia un gigel. M\u0103 identific\u0103 \u00een sistem, \u00eei povestesc situa\u0163ia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Doamn\u0103, sigur nu era alt card? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-B\u0103, b\u0103iatule, m\u0103 faci retardat\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103?? Din cauza glitchurilor voastre de c\u0103cat, eu nu am acces la propriii mei bani, \u015fi tu m\u0103 faci proast\u0103 direct. Da, era cardul vostru. Se termina cu cifrele cutare, era marca cutare, \u015fi mi l-a \u00eenghi\u0163it bancomatul cutare, cu pretextul reclama\u0163iei de furt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i nu exist\u0103 o reclama\u0163ie de furt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Fix asta spun eu, gicule!!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Poate a\u0163i b\u0103gat pinul de mai multe ori? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-M\u0103i, b\u0103iatule, deja \u0163i-am relatat c\u0103 l-am b\u0103gat O DAT\u0102 \u015fi bine, \u015fi c\u0103 m-a condus p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een punctul eliber\u0103rii de chitan\u0163\u0103. Care plm parte nu se \u00een\u0163elege \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u015ei nu apare \u00een sistem tranzac\u0163ia refuzat\u0103 la Carrefour. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nasol sistem. Eu pot merge acum s\u0103 le cer bonul de cas\u0103 refuzat, dac\u0103 te ajut\u0103 cu ceva. Deci, \u00eemi re\u0163ine\u0163i cardul pentru o reclama\u0163ie inexistent\u0103, dar NU \u00eel bloca\u0163i, trebuie s\u0103-l blochez eu \u00een app, nu \u00eenregistra\u0163i pl\u0103\u0163ile respinse, \u015fi apoi m\u0103 face\u0163i dobitoac\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-OK. Trebuie s\u0103 facem verific\u0103ri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Domnule, pe mine verific\u0103rile nu m\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lzesc cu nimic. S\u0103 trecem la solu\u0163ii. Am nevoie de cardul meu azi!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i nu se poate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-De ce?? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-C\u0103 bancomatul nu e arondat la unitate BCR \u015fi dureaz\u0103. E mai scurt s\u0103 \u00eel declar\u0103m pierdut \/ furat \u015fi s\u0103 v\u0103 trimitem unul nou prin curier. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103, d\u0103-m\u0103 dracu. Pierdut \/ furat de fix voi, f***-v\u0103-n gur\u0103 pe voi \u015fi pe mamele voastre c***e. Bine, nu i-am zis asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ceva \u00eemi spune c\u0103 n-o s\u0103-mi cere\u0163i tax\u0103 de refacere, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t voi a\u0163i fost ho\u0163ul, zic eu dulce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Asta nu, dar… va trebui s\u0103 pl\u0103ti\u0163i curierul, pentru c\u0103 noi nu mai livr\u0103m carduri \u00een sediile noastre. \u015eti\u0163i, pandemia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u015ei dac\u0103 am nevoie de bani \u00een acest timp? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-V\u0103 prezenta\u0163i la o unitate \u015fi face\u0163i o retragere pe baza cardului de identitate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103, d\u0103-m\u0103 dracu. Deci, pot merge la unitate s\u0103 retrag bani, probabil cu un comision gras, dar nu pot s\u0103 merg la aceea\u015fi unitate s\u0103 \u00eemi iau cardul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0102, D\u0102-M\u0102 DRACU. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Arestezi carduri perfect func\u0163ionale, cu bani pe ele \u015fi comision pl\u0103tit la timp, c\u0103rora nici naiba nu le \u015ftia datele, s\u0103 le poat\u0103 reclama drept furate, apoi m\u0103 \u0163ii zile \u00een \u015fir f\u0103r\u0103 numerar, s\u0103 mulgi ni\u015fte comision de la mine \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eembog\u0103\u0163e\u015fti firma de curierat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce vreau s\u0103 \u015ftiu: vi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u015fi altora mizeria asta, sau sunt eu special\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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