{"id":22084,"date":"2021-07-19T11:18:51","date_gmt":"2021-07-19T08:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22084"},"modified":"2021-07-19T11:18:52","modified_gmt":"2021-07-19T08:18:52","slug":"poti-sa-stergi-acest-numar-de-telefon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/poti-sa-stergi-acest-numar-de-telefon\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u0163i s\u0103 \u015ftergi acest num\u0103r de telefon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>M-am nimerit, ieri, pe un site cu sfaturi pentru maskuli feroki, legate de cum s\u0103 kukereask\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 captive femei mult peste liga lor. \u015eti\u0163i genul. Nu conteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 e\u015fti ur\u00e2t, dac\u0103 ai preten\u0163ia s\u0103-\u015fi pl\u0103teasc\u0103 consuma\u0163ia la prima \u00eent\u00e2lnire (\u015ftii c\u0103 nu va urma a doua, right?) sau dac\u0103 ai 46 de ani \u015fi \u00eei ar\u0103\u0163i cu dob\u00e2nd\u0103, ia-te dup\u0103 pickup guru \u015fi o fotomodea, toat\u0103 numai picioare, s\u00e2ni \u015fi buze, se va desprinde din copac s\u0103-\u0163i pice direct \u00een poal\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Materialul \u00eei \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a pe gigei cum s\u0103 st\u00e2rneasc\u0103 interesul unei dudui nu foarte interesate, prin &#8220;mesaje care s-o pun\u0103 pe g\u00e2nduri&#8221;. La una dintre recomand\u0103ri, am r\u00e2s cu hohot, pentru c\u0103 mi se \u00eent\u00e2mplase \u015fi mie acum c\u00e2\u0163iva ani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Po\u0163i s\u0103 \u015ftergi acest num\u0103r de telefon&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103, b\u0103ie\u0163i. Eu \u00een ultima vreme, nu caut r\u0103zboiul, ci armonia dintre sexe. Ca atare, v\u0103 spun: dac\u0103 o femeie v\u0103 cam ignor\u0103 mesajele, e din dou\u0103 motive mari \u015fi late. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A) Nu ave\u0163i lucruri prea interesante de oferit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei nu m\u0103 refer doar la bani. Nu toate vor un sugar daddy. M\u0103 refer la calitatea conversa\u0163iei, lucrurile pe care le ave\u0163i de comunicat, calitatea ascult\u0103rii (mul\u0163i nici m\u0103car nu urm\u0103ri\u0163i ce spune), calitatea timpului petrecut \u00eempreun\u0103, relaxarea sau, dimpotriv\u0103, stresul \u015fi iritarea pe care le poate genera prezen\u0163a ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B) Sunte\u0163i prea insisten\u0163i \u015fi vre\u0163i totul prea repede, iar asta transmite un vibe de genul: \u0102sta o s\u0103 m\u0103 violeze de cum ne nimerim \u00eentre patru ochi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Dac\u0103 o femeie nu simte c\u0103 de\u0163ine controlul asupra momentului c\u00e2nd se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla trebu\u015foara, va tinde s\u0103 fug\u0103 de voi. <\/strong> E at\u00e2t de simplu. Nici m\u0103car nu trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 plac\u0103 ideea asta, esen\u0163ial e c\u0103 e valid\u0103. \u0162ine\u0163i cont de asta, \u015fi ve\u0163i f*te. Nu \u0163ine\u0163i cont de asta, \u015fi ve\u0163i at\u00e2rna de to\u0163i ace\u015fti guru la fel de nef** ca voi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mbun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u0103 trecem acum la &#8220;Po\u0163i s\u0103 \u015ftergi acest num\u0103r de telefon&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe care \u0163i-l trimite, desigur, un gigel care caut\u0103 s\u0103 se reimpun\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a unei tipe care \u00eei cam ignor\u0103 mesajele, pentru c\u0103 nu \u00eel g\u0103se\u015fte interesant ca persoan\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mesajul, v-o poate spune orice femeie, PUTE, DUHNE\u015eTE, TR\u0102SNE\u015eTE, de frustrare pasiv &#8211; agresiv\u0103. De energie de \u00eenfr\u00e2nt al vie\u0163ii, de victim\u0103 a propriei impoten\u0163e fizice \u015fi intelectuale, de l\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 mic\u0103, trist\u0103 \u015fi insignifiant\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trimite asta \u015fi e ca \u015fi cum te declari oficial &#8220;ratatul anului&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei acum, v\u0103 spun ce am r\u0103spuns eu: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Cred c\u0103 e o gre\u015feal\u0103. Cine sunte\u0163i?&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lini\u015fte, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 pune\u0163i botul la to\u0163i guru de m\u00e2na a \u015faptea de pe internet, nu ve\u0163i face dec\u00e2t s\u0103 p\u0103re\u0163i penibili. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu te place foarte tare una? \u00ce\u0163i face o favoare c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i arat\u0103 asta, crede-m\u0103. Nasol e dac\u0103 nu te place, dar continu\u0103 s\u0103 te mint\u0103 \u00een fel \u015fi chip, \u00een timp ce exploreaz\u0103 pia\u0163a pentru op\u0163iuni mai bune, \u015fi m\u00e2ine afli cu stupoare c\u0103 te p\u0103r\u0103se\u015fte hodoronc-tronc, c\u0103 s-a combinat cu altul mai vesel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu te place foarte tare una? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cei mul\u0163ume\u015fti pentru timpul acordat \u015fi continui lini\u015ftit s\u0103-\u0163i vezi de ale tale, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i ba\u0163i capul \u00een exces. Retragerea POLITICOAS\u0102 \u015fi DEMN\u0102 e singurul mod \u00een care po\u0163i impresiona. Singurul. Sigur, exist\u0103 \u015fi varianta \u00een care \u00eei trimi\u0163i un BMW cadou, chestie care are harul de a re\u00eendr\u0103gosti pe oricine, dar ceva \u00eemi spune c\u0103 n-ai banii \u0103ia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>OK, capitalul s\u0103racului e demnitatea. \u0162ine-o minte pe asta \u015fi nu te vor mai dispre\u0163ui femeile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, sus\u0163ine\u0163i activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M-am nimerit, ieri, pe un site cu sfaturi pentru maskuli feroki, legate de cum s\u0103 kukereask\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 captive femei mult peste liga&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":22085,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/baby.jpg?fit=640%2C426&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22084"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22088,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22084\/revisions\/22088"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}