{"id":22089,"date":"2021-07-20T11:59:10","date_gmt":"2021-07-20T08:59:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22089"},"modified":"2021-07-20T11:59:11","modified_gmt":"2021-07-20T08:59:11","slug":"baconschi-si-casiera-de-la-mega-image","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/baconschi-si-casiera-de-la-mega-image\/","title":{"rendered":"Baconschi \u0219i casiera de la Mega Image"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Azi, dragi cititori, ne vom ocupa de ni\u0219te analiz\u0103 literar\u0103 pe text. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Textul de azi este: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"493\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-19-1.png?resize=700%2C493&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22093\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-19-1.png?w=768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-19-1.png?resize=300%2C211&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-19-1.png?resize=150%2C106&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce a vrut s\u0103 spun\u0103 autorul? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Autorul, dragi copii, a vrut s\u0103 ne prezinte drama intelectualului modern, alienat \u00eentr-o lume a problemelor meschine \u0219i m\u0103runte, o lume incapabil\u0103 ontologic \u015fi epistemologic s\u0103-i \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 nemurirea de Hyperion eminescian &#8211; eroare fatal\u0103 transmis\u0103 de personajul teluric Casiera prin apelativul &#8220;omul \u0103sta&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Drama eroului este cutremur\u0103toare \u015fi implacabil\u0103, dup\u0103 cum se observ\u0103 din cele 900 de haha-uri din imagine, \u00eentr-un cotidian \u00eenclinat s\u0103 caute mai degrab\u0103 solu\u0163ii practice: &#8220;Nene, dar matale n-ai frigider acas\u0103?&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se \u015ftie doar c\u0103 starea glacial\u0103 a Luceaf\u0103rului nu este dat\u0103 de avu\u0163ii meschine \u015fi de uz efemer, cum ar fi electrocasnicele, ci de limpezimea de ghea\u0163\u0103 a spiritului. Din p\u0103cate, berile artizanale consumate cu prec\u0103dere de intelectualul eminamente superior, care \u0163ine s\u0103 ne demonstreze pe aceast\u0103 cale c\u0103 nu este sclavul consumerismului de mas\u0103 (gen Bucegi la 2.5 litri la pre\u0163 de 2, care ar fi justificat invocarea referen\u0163ial\u0103 cu sintagma &#8220;omul \u0103sta&#8221;, ci un etilist, vreau s\u0103 spun elitist de \u00eenalt\u0103 \u0163inut\u0103, cum ziceam, berile artizanale nu se aduc la temperatura spiritului numai cu puterea nemuririi \u015fi for\u0163a interioar\u0103 a sorgintei cele\u015fti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Personajul m\u0103runt \u015fi meschin, insignifiant de-a dreptul Casiera are mai multe p\u0103cate. Pe de o parte, m\u00e2ini durdulii. Se \u015ftie c\u0103, \u00een lumea nemuritoare \u015fi rece a geniului nostru \u00eencap doar m\u00e2inile lungi \u015fi osoase. \u015ei numai dou\u0103 degete deodat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe de alt\u0103 parte, predispozi\u0163ia de a ajuta saci de b\u0103\u015fini cu nasul pe sus (opa, m\u0103 ierta\u0163i, mi-am ie\u0219it din personaj), solicit\u00e2nd ajutor TAMAN pentru a nu \u00eencurca oamenii cu erorile tehnologiei contemporane meschine \u015fi m\u0103runte, \u00een contrast strident cu superioritatea incontestabil\u0103 a eului narativ. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe de a treia parte, confuzia tragic\u0103. Personajul meschin Casiera nu avea \u00een fa\u021ba ei un om. Avea \u00een fa\u021ba ei o entitate dintr-o specie rar\u0103, o combina\u021bie de zeu, astru \u0219i bere artizanal\u0103 obligatoriu rece. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Drama profund\u0103 a eroului ne\u00een\u021beles \u021b\u00e2\u0219ne\u0219te din toate virgulele acestui text de o \u00een\u0219el\u0103toare simplitate, tras\u00e2nd o ax\u0103 de filon postreligios abia schi\u021bat. Nu ne e greu s\u0103 descifr\u0103m \u00een personajul r\u0103mas cu beri artizanale calde o fibr\u0103 divin\u0103, tributar\u0103 celei de-a doua pogor\u00e2ri a lui Mesia, a c\u0103rui cruce umanizatoare este \u00eenlocuit\u0103 fatidic de logoul Mega Image, un cult p\u0103g\u00e2n r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit ca ciupercile dup\u0103 ploaie pe aproape fiecare str\u0103du\u021b\u0103 a unei lumi superficiale \u015fi materialiste, populat\u0103 de specia banal\u0103 \u0219i dec\u0103zut\u0103 numit\u0103 generic &#8220;oamenii \u0103\u015ftia&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i place acest blog, ai avut vreodat\u0103 inten\u0163ia s\u0103-l sus\u0163ii dar ai tot am\u00e2nat, acum ar fi un moment foarte bun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ascult\u0103 Jet pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/3ahSP7bHbzcKsWtGDdzRLK\">Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/album\/id\/1497428911\"><strong>iTunes<\/strong><\/a>&nbsp;sau pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jet\/dp\/B084DZ4W5J\"><strong>Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.Ce le-a f\u0103tat mintea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azi, dragi cititori, ne vom ocupa de ni\u0219te analiz\u0103 literar\u0103 pe text. Textul de azi este: Ce a vrut s\u0103 spun\u0103 autorul? 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