{"id":2218,"date":"2010-04-29T15:15:39","date_gmt":"2010-04-29T12:15:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2218"},"modified":"2010-04-29T15:15:39","modified_gmt":"2010-04-29T12:15:39","slug":"la-mare-la-soare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/la-mare-la-soare\/","title":{"rendered":"La mare, la soare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leap\u015f\u0103 de <a href=\"http:\/\/voceacelorcaretac.wordpress.com\/2010\/04\/28\/a-venit-vara\/\">aici<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Zice leap\u015fa: voi cum v\u0103 preg\u0103ti\u0163i de var\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>R\u0103spuns: Nicicum.<\/p>\n<p>R\u0103spuns pe larg: m\u0103\u00a0 chinui (\u015fi e\u015fuez) s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc s\u0103n\u0103tos tot anul, a\u015fa c\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc altceva acum, dec\u00e2t a\u015f m\u00e2nca, s\u0103 zicem, \u00een ianuarie. Cu diferen\u0163a c\u0103 m\u0103 chinui (\u015fi e\u015fuez) s\u0103 ajung \u00een pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 cump\u0103r frunze verzi. Noroc cu pungile de legume congelate.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 chinui (\u015fi e\u015fuez) s\u0103 fac gimnastic\u0103 mai mereu, deci nu am de ce s\u0103 bag acum 400 de abdomene pe zi s\u0103 dau jos zece straturi de burt\u0103 acumulate iarna. Am o greutate acceptabil\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Plaj\u0103 nu fac, c\u0103 \u00eemi e r\u0103u de la soare. De aceea nu fac nici solar, c\u0103 nu \u00eemi place s\u0103 mimez nimic: nici orgasme, nici bronz, nici simpatie fa\u0163\u0103 de nesuferi\u0163i. \u00cen fond, acum c\u00e2teva secole pielea alb\u0103 ca spuma laptelui era un ideal de frumuse\u0163e &#8211; iar eu sunt o Caucasian, and proud of it. Cine m\u0103 place, m\u0103 place alb\u0103 cu p\u0103rul negru, ca muma p\u0103durilor. Cine nu, s\u0103 plimbe ursul.<\/p>\n<p>Vara, cic\u0103, sunt concediile. Eu \u00eemi iau vacan\u0163e fix c\u00e2nd mi se scoal\u0103, \u015fi rar mi se scoal\u0103 vara.\u00a0Prefer s\u0103 m\u0103 bucur de traficul atenuat \u015fi de lini\u015ftea ora\u015fului (ceva mai) gol, \u015fi s\u0103 plec atunci c\u00e2nd e balamucul mai insuportabil. Poate sunt pe invers. \u015ei la chestia asta.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei traduc c\u00e2te ceva \u00een plus, s\u0103 am bani pentru o nou\u0103 garderob\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Tu ce faci \u00een interesul verii care te a\u015fteapt\u0103, <a href=\"http:\/\/simonarrr.wordpress.com\">R\u0103doi<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leap\u015f\u0103 de aici. Zice leap\u015fa: voi cum v\u0103 preg\u0103ti\u0163i de var\u0103? R\u0103spuns: Nicicum. R\u0103spuns pe larg: m\u0103\u00a0 chinui (\u015fi e\u015fuez) s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc s\u0103n\u0103tos tot&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}