{"id":22208,"date":"2021-08-14T10:10:14","date_gmt":"2021-08-14T07:10:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22208"},"modified":"2021-08-14T10:10:15","modified_gmt":"2021-08-14T07:10:15","slug":"ba-da-poti-zice-la-multi-ani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ba-da-poti-zice-la-multi-ani\/","title":{"rendered":"Ba da, po\u021bi zice la mul\u021bi ani"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

M\u00e2ine, e s\u0103rb\u0103toare religioas\u0103. \u0218i o persoan\u0103 nu foarte dus\u0103 pe la biseric\u0103, a\u0219a cum sunt eu, \u0219tie asta, pentru c\u0103 e ziua \u00een care toate colegele, prietenele \u0219i rudele tale numite Maria te a\u0219teapt\u0103 la cotitur\u0103 cu ur\u0103ri \u0219i se sup\u0103r\u0103 dac\u0103 ui\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar cum zona religioas\u0103 a lui Facebook are mintea odihnit\u0103 \u0219i \u00een perpetu\u0103 c\u0103utare de ceva dramatic, s\u0103 ne mai isteriz\u0103m evlavios \u0219i s\u0103 sim\u021bim c\u0103 ducem cruciade fioroase de tastatur\u0103 \u00een numele Domnului, anul \u0103sta au scornit alt\u0103 minun\u0103\u021bie: se spune La mul\u021bi ani numai pe 8 septembrie, na\u0219terea Fecioarei, \u0219i nu pe 15 august, pentru c\u0103 15 e adormirea Maicii Domnului, e eveniment trist, cum ar veni, \u0219i trebuie comemorat cu sobrietate \u0219i distinc\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i atunci, pe baza acestei logici impecabile, ce le zici M\u0103riilor din via\u021ba ta? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fie-\u021bi \u021b\u0103r\u00e2na u\u0219oar\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dumnezeu s\u0103 te odihneasc\u0103 \u00een pace? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adormire-ai somnul de veci? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Hai s\u0103 v\u0103 surprind\u0103 sora voastr\u0103 cu o noutate: chiar dac\u0103 Maica Domnului a adormit, M\u0103riile din via\u021ba sunt \u00eenc\u0103 vii, voinice, bine merci. \u0218i ur\u0103rile nu le faci Maicii Domnului, care nu mai are nevoie de ele de vreo 2000 de ani, ce vreme ce fi-su a \u00een\u0103l\u021bat-o tot virgin\u0103 spre ceruri \u0219i mai sus de at\u00e2t cam greu. Le faci numitelor M\u0103rii, M\u0103rioare, M\u0103riuci, Mariane, Mari\u0219ka \u0219i tot a\u0219a. Care, am punctat deja, sunt vii. \u0218i care nu au pile s\u0103 le \u00eenal\u021be la ceruri, drept care, \u00ee\u0219i doresc vie\u021bi normale de om. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar pentru ele, urarea potrivit\u0103 de onomastic\u0103 este: La mul\u021bi ani! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i o floare, o bomboan\u0103, o aten\u021bie, o \u0219ampanie, de-astea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 v\u0103 mai ia un antihaz c\u0103 vaaai, da’ nu “se” zice a\u015fa, \u00eei dai link spre acest text. Apoi \u00eei explici c\u0103 pentru tine nu conteaz\u0103 ce “se” zice \u015fi ce “se” face, ci ce vrei tu s\u0103 zici \u015fi s\u0103 faci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cu pl\u0103cere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol, sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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