Acest articol<\/a> \u00eemi aminte\u0219te de o problem\u0103 care m\u0103 apas\u0103 periodic. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Am fost la un interviu pentru un post de v\u00e2nz\u0103toare la un magazin de cartier. Am adus un CV cu toate datele de contact, a\u0219a cum mi-a cerut domnul de la telefon. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00e2nd am ajuns acolo, patronul magazinului a pus CV-ul meu \u00eentr-un dosar \u0219i apoi a \u00eenceput interviul care a decurs normal p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een momentul \u00een care domnul patron, om b\u0103tr\u00e2n de v\u00e2rsta tat\u0103lui meu, m-a \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 am iubit sau copii, c\u0103 el caut\u0103 v\u00e2nz\u0103toare t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i dr\u0103gu\u021b\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 obliga\u021bii, care s\u0103 stea peste program. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00cen acel moment i-am zis c\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai intereseaz\u0103 postul \u0219i am plecat. De atunci, un num\u0103r necunoscut m\u0103 sun\u0103 periodic \u0219i la telefon se aude un g\u00e2f\u00e2it de b\u0103rbat care se masturbeaz\u0103. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Am fost la poli\u021bie s\u0103 depun reclama\u021bie \u0219i mi s-a r\u0103spuns c\u0103 nu se poate din lips\u0103 de probe \u0219i telefonul nu poate fi urm\u0103rit din cauza abrog\u0103rii Legii Big Brother. \u00cen afar\u0103 de a renun\u021ba la num\u0103rul meu, ce m-ai sf\u0103tui s\u0103 fac?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n X. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Drag\u0103 X., <\/p>\n\n\n\n Stai, ce? S\u0103 renun\u021bi TU la num\u0103rul T\u0102U, pentru c\u0103 \u0103la e un gunoi obsedat?? Pe bune? <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00cemi aminte\u0219ti de o alt\u0103 proa… naiv\u0103 care voia s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eenchid\u0103 contul de Facebook pentru c\u0103 o h\u0103r\u021buia un libidinos \u00eensurat. \u0218i c\u00e2nd i-am zis: Dar spune-i so\u021biei \u0219i trimite-i \u0219i print screen, ea: Dar nu vreaaau s\u0103 le stric familia, au copiii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Newsflash: dac\u0103 \u0103sta fug\u0103re\u0219te izde pe net \u00een loc s\u0103-\u0219i vad\u0103 de treburile lui casnice, familia aia e gata stricat\u0103, \u0219i tu nu faci dec\u00e2t s\u0103 sco\u021bi gunoiul deja existent de sub pre\u0219. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Aaa, dar nu. \u00cemi \u00eenchid contul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Cont cu ceva following, cu ceva prieteni, pe care l-ar fi putut folosi lejer pentru un business. <\/p>\n\n\n\n At\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t voi renun\u021ba\u021bi la lucrurile voastre de drept, nu face\u021bi dec\u00e2t s\u0103 le da\u021bi raha\u021bilor \u0103stora putere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Crezi c\u0103 eu nu am avut episoade telefonice similare? Ba da. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dar c\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput Lorena s\u0103 bage \u0219apte basculante de p*li \u00een to\u021bi mor\u021bii lui Gigel, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eenapoi \u00een maimu\u021b\u0103, le-a pierit instant coco\u0219eala. A\u0219a cum i-a pierit \u0219i \u0103luia care m\u0103 h\u0103r\u021buia \u00een taxi \u0219i pe care l-am tufut zdrav\u0103n \u00een bot p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, ofuscat c\u0103 nu m\u0103 poate domina, m-a filmat \u0219i m-a pus pe net. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Bine, mai sunt \u0219i pro\u0219tii c\u0103rora le place. Care sunt sclavi neasuma\u021bi. \u0218i care te provoac\u0103 pentru c\u0103 \u00eei excit\u0103 s\u0103 fie \u00eenjura\u021bi. Dar dac\u0103 te prinzi c\u0103 \u0103sta e cazul, faci altceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00cenregistrezi un amic b\u0103rbat b\u0103g\u00e2ndu-\u0219i p*la \u00een to\u021bi mor\u021bii lui \u0219i \u00eei pui \u00eenregistrarea. Va \u00eenchide instant \u0219i va uita c\u0103 exi\u0219ti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Btw, asta e \u0219i maniera cu care scapi de d** pics. Cau\u021bi pe net o poz\u0103 cu o m\u0103t\u0103r\u00e2ng\u0103. Mare, tare, \u0219i \u00een maxim\u0103 erec\u021bie. Iar c\u00e2nd un gigel trimite poz\u0103 cu viermi\u0219orul din dotare, \u00eei trimi\u021bi la schimb m\u0103t\u0103r\u00e2nga men\u021bionat\u0103 mai sus. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0218i dac\u0103 simte nevoia s\u0103 deschid\u0103 conversa\u021bie, \u00eei zici doar at\u00e2t. “b\u0103i, rahat, n-am timp de pierdut cu c** t\u0103u penibil. Dac\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 m\u0103 mai deranjezi ampulea, o s\u0103-\u0163i g\u00e2dil omu\u015forul cu chestia asta p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i vomi\u0163i laptele matern.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 \u00eel iei dur, f\u0103r\u0103 fric\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 ru\u015fine, vindeci gigelul nu doar de h\u0103r\u0163uire la adresa ta, ci de h\u0103r\u0163uire \u00een general. Data viitoare c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i cade sub ochi ceva de pe contul lui, va fi o icoan\u0103 cu Isus, \u015fi vei afla c\u0103 a devenit pilon al familiei tradi\u0163ionale \u015fi merge la biseric\u0103 \u00een fiecare duminic\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dar dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103-l faci de bani, caut\u0103 un avocat, sau o avocat\u0103 bun(\u0103). \u00cempreun\u0103, ve\u0163i g\u0103si maniera de a colecta probe. \u015ei \u00eel dai \u00een judecat\u0103 pe gigel pentru h\u0103r\u0163uire. Mai ales din pozi\u0163ia de candidat\u0103 la un job. <\/p>\n\n\n\n De asemenea, po\u0163i c\u0103uta martore. Alte fete care au lucrat pentru ipochimen. Dac\u0103 alea chiar au fost h\u0103r\u0163uite la locul de munc\u0103 de taurul comunal – \u015fi probabil c\u0103 au fost – \u00eei \u00eenchide\u0163i bodega cu desp\u0103gubirile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Sper c\u0103 am fost util\u0103, <\/p>\n\n\n\n Lorena. <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol, sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n *** Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. \u00cen sensul \u00een care el sau ea, sau chiar tu, de ce nu, ne trimite(\u021bi) problema voastr\u0103 de suflet...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":22217,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/telefon.jpg?fit=640%2C450&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22218,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22216\/revisions\/22218"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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