{"id":22292,"date":"2021-08-31T14:48:48","date_gmt":"2021-08-31T11:48:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22292"},"modified":"2021-08-31T15:18:55","modified_gmt":"2021-08-31T12:18:55","slug":"mancati-romaneste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/mancati-romaneste\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u00e2nca\u021bi rom\u00e2ne\u0219te!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Scrolam eu la cafea pe feedul pe Facebook c\u00e2nd, ce v\u0103d, un status al lui Lucian M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103. Care povestea o miniexcursie cu mama lui, \u0219i cum a dus-o la un restaurant italian. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i deodat\u0103, se \u00eenfiin\u021beaz\u0103 Rom\u00e2nca. Aka, eterna comentac\u0103 care te \u0219cole\u0219te s\u0103 scrii rom\u00e2ne\u0219te, s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti rom\u00e2ne\u0219te, s\u0103 soogi pooola rom\u00e2ne\u0219te \u0219i s\u0103 te foo\u021bi \u00een coor rom\u00e2ne\u0219te. Care are mereu de obiectat c\u0103 nu desf\u0103\u0219ori suficient rom\u00e2nism pe ziua \u00een curs. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i \u00eencepe s\u0103-l frece la melodie pe M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 de ce nu a dus-o pe mama lui la un restaurant tradi\u021bional, s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce m\u00e2nc\u0103ruri de-ale noastre. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M-am frecat la ochi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stai, ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da. Era tot acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

O cucoan\u0103 avea impresia c\u0103 e cazul, 100% neironic, s\u0103-i spun\u0103 unui om de pe Facebook (da, ok, e M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103, e personalitate public\u0103, dar, \u00een cele din urm\u0103, e tot un om de pe Facebook) unde s\u0103 o duc\u0103 pe maic\u0103-sa, DIN BANII LUI, \u0219i ce ar trebui s\u0103-i dea s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aveam impresia, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu demult, c\u0103 genul \u0103sta de obr\u0103znicie intruziv\u0103 \u0219i invaziv\u0103 ne afecteaz\u0103 doar pe noi, fetele, pentru c\u0103 educa\u021bia tradi\u021bional\u0103 spune s\u0103 fim smerite \u0219i s\u0103 accept\u0103m s\u0103 fim footute \u00een gur\u0103 la liber de orice prost care are impresia c\u0103 \u00eel calific\u0103 ceva s\u0103 ne dea instruc\u021biuni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sub ochii mei, o oarecare \u00eel \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba pe M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103 la ce restaurant s-o duc\u0103 pe mama lui, din banii lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you kidding me? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u0219tiu ce e gre\u0219it cu poporul \u0103sta. Nu \u0219tiu ce plm \u00eel face s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 se poate urca a\u0219a \u00een capul altuia \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eei dea comenzi pe via\u021ba privat\u0103. Noi, naivii, credem c\u0103 \u00eel vom face s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 c\u0103 persoanele queer nu sunt un atentat la fwootaiul lui tradi\u021bional \u00een pozi\u021bia misionarului cu lumina stins\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103me\u0219a de noapte tras\u0103 \u00een sus p\u00e2n\u0103 la br\u00e2u, \u00een timp ce Rom\u00e2nii (\u0219i da, pun majuscula s\u0103 m\u0103 refer specific la specimenele cu scrie-rom\u00e2ne\u0219te-m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103-rom\u00e2ne\u0219te-b\u0103\u0219e\u0219te-te-rom\u00e2ne\u0219te) se bag\u0103 cu tupeu \u00een aspecte ale vie\u021bii private inclusiv ale omului normal, inclusiv ale b\u0103rbatului heterosexual, ca M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 dea cu lec\u021bioara nesolicitat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Uite, de asta cre\u0219te AUR \u00een sondaje. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 acum nu aveam un partid de \u021b\u0103r\u0103noi cordi\u021bi care s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 titlu de glorie din obr\u0103znicia cu care \u00eei interpeleaz\u0103 aiurea pe al\u021bii. \u0218i, a\u0219a cum ultraordodoc\u0219ii o fac \u00een numele lui Dumnezeu, Rom\u00e2nii demonstrativi o fac \u00een numele poporului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i din nou visez la aplica\u021bia bocancul virtual. C\u00e2nd se treze\u0219te unul s\u0103-\u021bi spun\u0103 ne\u00eentrebat ce s\u0103 faci cu banii \u0219i via\u021ba ta. Pac, pornim aplica\u021bie. Pac, din ecran se desprinde un bocanc. Pac, \u00eei foote cu sete una \u00een plin\u0103 mecl\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Abia a\u0219a obi\u0219nuim \u0219i noi, poate, gigelul s\u0103 stea \u00een mor\u021bii lui \u00een b\u0103ncu\u021ba proprie \u0219i s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u021bin\u0103 ordinele \u0219i instruc\u021biunile pentru salaria\u021bii din dotare. (Cu amendamentul c\u0103 nu mi-a\u0219 permite s\u0103 le spun ce s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce \u0219i ce s\u0103 fwoot\u0103 nici m\u0103car persoanelor pe care le pl\u0103tesc pentru diferite servicii. Autoritatea mea \u00een rela\u021bie cu ei se opre\u0219te fix la limita serviciului respectiv, \u0219i dincolo de asta, sunt st\u0103p\u00e2ni pe deciziile lor.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apoi, se trezesc al\u021bi cordi\u021bi, \u00een aceea\u0219i conversa\u021bie: c\u0103, stai a\u0219a, tu ai voie s\u0103 ne spui s\u0103 ne vaccin\u0103m \u0219i noi nu avem voie s\u0103-\u021bi spunem ce s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unu: nu l-am v\u0103zut pe M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103 \u00een sec\u021biunea de comentarii a nim\u0103nui, d\u00e2nd indica\u021bii s\u0103 faci bine s\u0103 te duci s\u0103 te vaccinezi. Faptul c\u0103 scrie asta la el pe perete, adres\u00e2ndu-se cititorului generic, nu te vizeaz\u0103 cu nimic pe tine personal \u0219i e o conversa\u021bie la care po\u021bi alege s\u0103 nu participi dac\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 o ai. Nu ai cum s\u0103 compari asta cu interpelarea direct\u0103 dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 e\u0219ti prea prost s\u0103 meri\u021bi un buletin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doi: A te vaccina, \u00een momentul \u0103sta, e un gest social. C\u00e2nd alternativa sunt alte luni de restric\u021bii, de businessuri \u00eenchise cu sila \u0219i de pierderi financiare inestimabile, da, un om poate argumenta public de ce ar fi o idee bun\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai pierdem noi bani c\u0103 e\u0219ti tu un conspira\u021bionist cordit \u0219i ai impresia c\u0103 irose\u0219te cineva 5G pe c*rul t\u0103u b\u0103\u0219inos a\u0219a, de-a moaca. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu compari asta cu decizii de via\u021b\u0103 privat\u0103 dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 e\u0219ti prea prost s\u0103 meri\u021bi un buletin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Morala. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu te prive\u0219te c\u00e2t rom\u00e2nism incorporeaz\u0103 al\u021bii \u00een vie\u021bile lor. Da, concet\u0103\u021beanul t\u0103u poate alege s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce sushi \u00een fiecare zi, s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 blog \u00een danez\u0103, s\u0103 fac\u0103 baie \u00een \u0219ampanie fran\u021buzeasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi bage \u00een c** un vibrator din Hong Kong \u0219i guess what: c\u00e2t timp o face din banii lui, NU TE FWOOTE GRIJA. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ce\u021bi place m\u0103m\u0103liga? Superb, poft\u0103 bun\u0103 \u0219i \u021bine-o pentru tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol, sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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