{"id":2233,"date":"2010-05-05T08:17:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T05:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2233"},"modified":"2010-05-05T08:17:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T05:17:00","slug":"advertising-gurul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/advertising-gurul\/","title":{"rendered":"Advertising Gurul"},"content":{"rendered":"

sau Ce nu face omul pentru prieteni.<\/p>\n

\u015eeful meu, dl. Boerescu, ador\u0103 s\u0103 g\u0103teasc\u0103. \u015ei pentru c\u0103 noi, cei din redac\u0163ie, \u015ftim deja asta \u015fi nu mai p\u0103rem surprin\u015fi, s-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103 \u015fi lumii largi. Prin urmare, \u015fi-a tras site \u015fi blog<\/a>. M-a mituit \u015fi pe mine cu o delicioas\u0103 por\u0163ie de ra\u0163\u0103 cu portocale produc\u0163ie proprie s\u0103 scriu acest anun\u0163 publicitar. \u015ei iat\u0103-l. Vizita\u0163i-i site-ul, \u015fi nu uita\u0163i s\u0103 contrazice\u0163i aia cu “g\u0103titul e cea mai erotic\u0103 activitate din via\u0163a unui b\u0103rbat”. Explica\u0163i-i c\u0103 cea mai erotic\u0103 activitate din via\u0163a unui b\u0103rbat e deschiderea portofelului. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

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Spre deosebire de el, poeta Miruna Vlada nu g\u0103te\u015fte, ci m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u00een ora\u015f. Uneori la restaurant, alteori merdenele cu br\u00e2nz\u0103, dar cel mai ades poezie pe p\u00e2ine. Ea m-a mituit cu ni\u015fte glorie congelat\u0103 la pachet s\u0103 promovez asta<\/a>. Ceea ce eu fac chiar acum, dup\u0103 cum se vede.<\/p>\n

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Last but not least, am remarcat trec\u00e2nd prin centru c\u0103 f\u00e2nt\u00e2na artezian\u0103 din fa\u0163a Cercului Militar a ro\u015fit. Sau cel pu\u0163in apa din ea. E ro\u015f\u0103 ca s\u00e2ngele eroilor de la Oituz, M\u0103r\u0103\u015fe\u015fti \u015fi M\u0103r\u0103\u015fti. \u015ei copywriterul refulat dinl\u0103untrul meu a avut o viziune a unui panou publicitar: s\u0103 cr\u0103cim un fotomodel pe ghizdul f\u00e2nt\u00e2nii, \u00een profil, \u00eentins\u0103 pe spate. Desigur, apa ro\u015fie va p\u0103rea c\u0103 \u0163\u00e2\u015fne\u015fte din.<\/p>\n

\u015ei text: “Asta a fost \u00eenainte s\u0103 descop\u0103r O.B.”<\/p>\n

Gata cu publicitatea. Pentru un trai s\u0103n\u0103tos, respecta\u0163i principalele mese ale zilei. Adic\u0103 saluta\u0163i-le politicos de la distan\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

sau Ce nu face omul pentru prieteni. \u015eeful meu, dl. Boerescu, ador\u0103 s\u0103 g\u0103teasc\u0103. \u015ei pentru c\u0103 noi, cei din redac\u0163ie, \u015ftim deja asta...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}