Vi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, probabil, s\u0103 trebuiasc\u0103 s\u0103 ajunge\u021bi la o adres\u0103 pe care n-o cunoa\u0219te\u021bi. \u0218i atunci, cere\u021bi instruc\u021biuni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 omul cu instruc\u021biunile e o persoan\u0103 serioas\u0103, matur\u0103, discu\u021bia e a\u0219a: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Mergi drept \u00eenainte p\u00e2n\u0103 la Direc\u021bia de Impozite \u0219i Taxe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-De unde s\u0103 \u0219tiu eu unde e asta? Pl\u0103tesc pe ghi\u0219eul.ro. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-OK. E o cl\u0103dire mare, alb\u0103. Apoi o iei pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 po\u0219t\u0103… <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Habar nu am unde e po\u0219ta. Eu trimit mailuri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-E o cl\u0103dire cu etaj, gri. Apoi ajungi la Oficiul de Supt Pwla F\u0103r\u0103 Din\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Frate, s\u0103 mor io. M\u0103 tot trimi\u021bi la aceste birouri \u0219i oficialit\u0103\u021bi cu care n-am avut treab\u0103 \u00een via\u021ba mea. Oameni ca tine i-au ambi\u021bionat pe inventatori s\u0103 creeze Waze. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apoi, sunt prietenii t\u0103i rockeri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Cum ajung la adresa X? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-P\u0103i, soro, mergi drept \u00eenainte p\u00e2n\u0103 la Pe\u0219ti\u0219orul Vesel, apoi o iei pe dreapta \u0219i o \u021bii tot a\u0219a p\u00e2n\u0103 la Damigeana Dodoloa\u021b\u0103, \u0219i o iei pe a treia strad\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la Hamburgerul \u00ceng\u00e2mfat. \u0218i a patra cas\u0103 dup\u0103 Heavy Metal Club. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Eei, a\u0219a da, merci frumos. Totul e clar. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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