{"id":22356,"date":"2021-09-24T09:11:39","date_gmt":"2021-09-24T06:11:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22356"},"modified":"2021-09-24T09:11:39","modified_gmt":"2021-09-24T06:11:39","slug":"carantina-de-noapte-si-de-weekend-e-o-aberatie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/carantina-de-noapte-si-de-weekend-e-o-aberatie\/","title":{"rendered":"Carantina de noapte \u0219i de weekend e o abera\u021bie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De c\u00e2te ori cre\u0219te num\u0103rul de \u00eemboln\u0103viri, \u0219i e nevoie de m\u0103suri preventive, autorit\u0103\u021bile noastre iubite bag\u0103 prompt \u0219i vijelios carantina de noapte \u0219i cea de weekend. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 se laude c\u0103 au luat m\u0103suri. Uite, dom&#8217;ne, am f\u0103cut, cum s\u0103 nu facem. P\u0103i nu am dat noi carantin\u0103 de noapte \u015fi de weekend? Am luat m\u0103suri! Scenariu ro\u015fu, alea, cutare. Ce, nu-s m\u0103suri? Ba sunt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Acum, problema e C\u00c2T DE EFICIENTE sunt aceste m\u0103suri. Altfel, am \u015fi eu puzderie de idei de m\u0103suri f\u0103r\u0103 sens pentru preven\u021bia Covid: s\u0103 mergem pe strad\u0103 s\u0103rind doar pe piciorul st\u00e2ng. S\u0103 evit\u0103m \u00een conversa\u021bie cuvintele cu &#8220;c&#8221;, c\u0103 poart\u0103 ghinion. S\u0103 ne \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103m numai \u00een culori optimiste, galben, portocaliu \u015fi verde, pentru stimularea vindec\u0103rii. (tsss, asta sun\u0103 deja a ceva ce ar spune Olivia Steer). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen ce m\u0103sur\u0103 e util\u0103 carantina de noapte \/ weekend? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V\u0103 spun eu: \u00een nici o m\u0103sur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu e ca \u0219i cum covid e Dracula, \u0219i se scoal\u0103 din morm\u00e2nt de cum se las\u0103 \u00eentunericul, \u0219i porne\u0219te la supt s\u00e2ngele poporului. \u00cen special \u00een weekend, c\u00e2nd ortodoc\u0219ii ver\u0219i au fost la diverse slujbe, care, se \u0219tie, dau o arom\u0103 irezistibil\u0103 de t\u0103m\u00e2ie \u0219i dioxid de carbon, combina\u021bia de gust c\u0103ruia nici un vampir nu-i rezist\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nici noaptea, nici weekendul nu se caracterizeaz\u0103 prin aglomera\u0163ie, dimpotriv\u0103. Sunt orele acelea dubioase c\u00e2nd vezi c\u00e2te un r\u0103t\u0103cit la cinci minute. Distan\u0163area social\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 natural, c\u0103 nu ai cu cine s\u0103 te \u00eenghesui. R\u0103t\u0103citul \u0103la, s\u0103racul, n-are de la cine s\u0103 ia covid dec\u00e2t dac\u0103, cel mult, se \u00eentinde pe jos \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 ling\u0103 trotuarul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar punem carantin\u0103 de noapte \u0219i de weekend. C\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 lu\u0103m m\u0103suri, \u0219i atunci de ce s\u0103 nu lu\u0103m cele mai idioate m\u0103suri posibile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oblig\u0103m r\u0103t\u0103citul s\u0103 circule tot la ore de aglomera\u021bie, s\u0103 \u00eel expunem la covid, m\u0103car s\u0103 \u0219tim o treab\u0103. C\u0103 a\u0219a suntem noi, de\u0219tep\u021bi de bubuim. Bum-bum, facem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 ar fi o m\u0103sur\u0103 util\u0103 pentru preven\u021bie, ar fi tocmai deschiderea nonstop a orice. A\u0219a, oamenii s-ar dispersa natural pe durata a 24 de ore \u0219i ar disp\u0103rea exact factorul nr. 1 de propagare a lui covid, \u0219i anume, \u00eenghesuiala. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu, una, sunt genul care-\u0219i face cump\u0103r\u0103turile \u00eentre 21 \u0219i 22 seara, taman pentru a evita interac\u021biunile nedorite cu to\u021bi ciumpalacii \u0219i gigeii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dau un exemplu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eram mai deun\u0103zi la coad\u0103 la magazin. Distan\u021bat\u0103 social \u00een spatele \u0103luia din fa\u021ba mea. \u0218i hop, se bag\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba mea un ciumete burtps. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Domnule, vede\u021bi c\u0103 sunt \u0219i eu aici, intervin eu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-P\u0103i, dac\u0103 v\u0103 gr\u0103bi\u021bi, nu-i problem\u0103, v\u0103 dau voie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Nu, stimabile, nu-mi da\u021bi voie nimic, eram la coad\u0103 bine merci de dinainte s\u0103 intra\u021bi \u00een magazin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-De unde s\u0103 \u0219tiu eu asta? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Camerele de supraveghere? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ei, hai, doamn\u0103, c\u0103 te \u00eentreci cu gluma. \u021ai-am dat deja voie s\u0103 te bagi \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N-am mai zis nimic, c\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103sam provocat\u0103, poate se l\u0103sa cu mor\u021bi de mam\u0103 \u0219i tot eu pl\u0103team amend\u0103 pentru tulburarea lini\u0219tii publice. Cert e c\u0103 ur\u0103sc interac\u021biunile de genul \u0103sta din r\u0103runchi \u0219i le evit c\u00e2t pot. Iar carantina de noapte m\u0103 oblig\u0103 s\u0103 le am. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pentru c\u0103 at\u00e2ta se poate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol, sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? 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