{"id":22362,"date":"2021-09-25T10:11:38","date_gmt":"2021-09-25T07:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22362"},"modified":"2021-09-25T10:11:40","modified_gmt":"2021-09-25T07:11:40","slug":"necunoscutii-care-au-o-relatie-imaginara-cu-tine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/necunoscutii-care-au-o-relatie-imaginara-cu-tine\/","title":{"rendered":"Necunoscu\u021bii care au o rela\u021bie imaginar\u0103 cu tine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

De c\u00e2te ori pun \u00een lumin\u0103 c\u00e2te un gigel care abuzeaz\u0103 excesiv de r\u0103bdarea mea, se umple subsolul de al\u021bi gigei \u0219i de comentariile lor idioate: Aaaa, p\u0103i te lauzi c\u0103 vrea unul s\u0103 te f. Hai c\u0103 a\u0219a te validezi. Da, a\u0219a te sim\u021bi valabil\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu, chiar nu m-a interesat niciodat\u0103 validarea survenit\u0103 din gudurat de nef***i, nu m-a interesat niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 b\u0103leasc\u0103 to\u021bi labagiii tri\u0219ti dup\u0103 mine \u0219i \u0219ti\u021bi b\u0103bismul \u0103la sinistru tradi\u0163ional cu “o s\u0103 vin\u0103 ziua c\u00e2nd nici v\u00e2ntul nu-\u0163i va ridica fusta \u015fi o s\u0103-\u0163i par\u0103 r\u0103u”? Newsflash: port pantaloni!!! Except\u00e2nd joburile pl\u0103tite unde se impune \u0163inut\u0103 const\u00e2nd din rochie sau fust\u0103, PORT PANTALONI, c\u0103 \u0103ia sunt impermeabili la v\u00e2nt \u015fi la ridicare. Eu aleg DAC\u0102 \u00eemi desfac fermoarul \u015fi C\u00c2ND \u00eemi desfac fermoarul, nu \u00eemi ridic\u0103 nimeni nimic \u015fi decizia e la mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei atunci? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei atunci, postez rahaturile astea \u00een ideea c\u0103 poate \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 \u015fi al\u0163i gigei s\u0103 nu se poarte a\u015fa, s\u0103 nu fie idio\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 nu enerveze femei despre care, P\u00c2N\u0102 LA O CONFIRMARE A INTERESULUI, nu ai de ce s\u0103 presupui c\u0103 au de ce s\u0103 te bage \u00een seam\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu e nimic mai iritant dec\u00e2t rela\u0163ia imaginar\u0103 pe care o formeaz\u0103 un necunoscut cu tine. Tonul \u0103sta de o familiaritate complet deplasat\u0103, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t tu nici nu \u015ftii cine p*la ta e individul \u015fi de ce mor\u0163ii lui \u00ee\u0163i scrie a\u015fa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Nu, gigel, nu m-ai prins \u015fi nici nu o s\u0103 m\u0103 prinzi vreodat\u0103. Doar te-ai b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103 ca un bou inoportun \u015fi b\u0103tubil cu bocancul peste muf\u0103 \u00een mesageria mea privat\u0103. Iar familiaritatea cu care o faci, de\u015fi NU M\u0102 CUNO\u015eTI \u015eI NU AI DE CE, \u00ceN MOR\u0162II M\u0102-TII DE IDIOT, e absolut vomitiv\u0103 \u015fi sc\u00e2rboas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Remarc\u0103m cum invita\u0163ia la cafea a r\u0103mas ner\u0103spuns\u0103, da? C\u0103 dac\u0103 r\u0103spunzi genului \u0103stuia de bou \u015fi-i scrii “am cafea gourmet acas\u0103, b\u0103i, boule, nu am nevoie de cafelele tale, de-te-n mor\u0163ii tei”, o ia ca pe o invita\u0163ie la dialog. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Orice om normal ar fi \u00een\u0163eles din absen\u0163a r\u0103spunsului c\u0103 persoanei abordate nu \u00eei e sete. Nu \u015fi boul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ai postat tu un text despre c\u00e2t de bine e s\u0103 fii single? Hop \u015fi el. Nu \u00een comentarii, cum ar fi fost normal, c\u00e2t\u0103 vreme E UN TEXT PUBLIC, NU UN BILE\u0162EL DE AMOR DESTINAT M\u0102-SII, ci evident \u00een mesaje private, pentru c\u0103 timpul t\u0103u i se cuvine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar prezum\u0163ia aia iritant\u0103 c\u0103 \u015ftie ce \u00ee\u0163i dore\u015fti tu, c\u0103 de\u015fi era un text despre bucuria singur\u0103t\u0103\u0163ii, l\u0103boiul \u0103sta detestabil \u015fi agasant \u015eTIE MAI BINE ce vrei tu, iar ce vrei tu e o familie – e exact motivul pentru care femeia modern\u0103 prefer\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi dea limbi \u00een p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103 cu alte femei. M\u0103car alea nu \u015ftiu mai bine ce \u00ee\u0163i dore\u015fti tu, iar dac\u0103 vor s\u0103 afle, \u00eentreab\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

NU, F**-\u0162I G\u00c2\u0162II M\u0102-TII DE IDIOT, NU \u00ceMI DORESC O FAMILIE. DAC\u0102 \u00ceMI DOREAM UNA, F**-\u0162I G\u00c2\u0162II M\u0102-TII DE IDIOT, O AVEAM DEJA. DAR ROLUL FEMEII \u00ceNTR-O FAMILIE MI SE PARE PROFUND PLICTISITOR \u015eI MI-AR UCIDE TOAT\u0102 MOTIVA\u0162IA CREATIV\u0102. NU M\u0102 CUNO\u015eTI, NU \u015eTII NIMIC DESPRE MINE \u015eI NU MIMA C\u0102 \u015eTII.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evident, NU i-am r\u0103spuns. Nu am ce r\u0103spunde unui imbecil care e incapabil s\u0103 fac\u0103 diferen\u0163a \u00eentre propriile proiec\u0163ii \u015fi realitate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Asta, desigur, nu a fost un hint c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 o lase balt\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Aici ne ducem deja \u00een libidino\u015fenie gre\u0163oas\u0103 full-blown. Care mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii de rahat bolnav e treaba ta cu buzele mele, c\u00e2t timp nu ne cunoa\u015ftem \u015fi, judec\u00e2nd dup\u0103 ce l\u0103turi ai \u00een cutia cranian\u0103, nici nu ne vom cunoa\u015fte vreodat\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ce ai agasa o persoan\u0103 necunoscut\u0103 cu astfel de \u00eentreb\u0103ri? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are sens, s\u0103 zicem, dac\u0103 ai avut c\u00e2teva dates cu una, i-ai b\u0103gat o limb\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n amigdale \u015fi ai constatat c\u0103 \u00eei place. Dar s\u0103 deranjezi un om str\u0103in cu a\u015fa ceva e boal\u0103 mintal\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

OK. Constat\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103-l dau raport pe activitatea buzelor mele, boul a decis c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 treac\u0103 la urm\u0103torul nivel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sunatul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ca idee: NU suni persoane necunoscute pe social media. Suni persoane pe care le cuno\u015fti \u015fi despre care \u015ftii c\u0103 vor s\u0103 comunice cu tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

NU suni f\u0103r\u0103 consim\u0163\u0103m\u00e2nt, \u015fi mai mult, dac\u0103 una n-a manifestat urm\u0103 de interes fa\u0163\u0103 de tentativele de abureal\u0103 \u00een scris, cu at\u00e2t de mult NU suni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei a sunat boul a\u015fa, de c\u00e2teva ori, p\u00e2n\u0103 m-am s\u0103turat eu s\u0103 ignor b\u00e2z\u00e2itul \u015fi s\u0103-l blochez, c\u0103 incapacitatea asta de a prinde aluzii fine, gen nu-\u0163i r\u0103spund pentru c\u0103 nu m\u0103 interesezi, \u00een mor\u0163ii tei, m\u0103 c\u0103lca grav de nervi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Internet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu fi ca prostul \u0103sta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 nu cuno\u015fti femeia, nu o arde familiar \u015fi nu-i vinde proiec\u0163iile tale drept dorin\u0163ele ei.. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 nu se arat\u0103 interesat\u0103, nu o freca la icre \u00een continuare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol, sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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