{"id":22378,"date":"2021-09-28T13:33:01","date_gmt":"2021-09-28T10:33:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22378"},"modified":"2021-09-28T13:33:02","modified_gmt":"2021-09-28T10:33:02","slug":"vouchere-pentru-vaccinare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/vouchere-pentru-vaccinare\/","title":{"rendered":"Vouchere pentru vaccinare?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pentru mine, cea mai amuzant\u0103 \u0219tire a zilei e aceea cu voucherele pentru vaccinare. Pe scurt, cine se vaccineaz\u0103 prime\u0219te un voucher de 100 de lei, echivalentul a cinci bonuri de mas\u0103. O campanie care \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it vorbe\u0219te pe sufletul poporului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dup\u0103 ce au \u00eencercat cu explica\u021bii \u0219tiin\u021bifice, cu argumente, cu demonstra\u021bii, \u0219i au primit la schimb doar conspira\u021bii inepte, abera\u021bii c\u00e2t casa poporului \u0219i un nou val de infect\u0103ri care \u021bine sec\u021biile de urgen\u021b\u0103 arhipline \u0219i pe noi restul \u00eentr-un nou lockdown, autorit\u0103\u021bile s-au prins \u00een al doisprezecelea ceas c\u0103 poporul \u0103sta nu a evoluat foarte mult de la nivelul \u00een care \u00ee\u0219i vindea votul pe o sticl\u0103 de ulei \u0219i un pachet de f\u0103in\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cam asta e recompensa cu vouchere. Asumarea oficial\u0103 a faptului c\u0103 nu mai po\u021bi cu pro\u0219tii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cenainte s\u0103 se duc\u0103 toat\u0103 economia \u00een colaps pe baz\u0103 de restric\u021bii, over and over and over and over and over again, autorit\u0103\u021bile \u0219i-au amintit singurul argument care \u021bine cu gloata: mica aten\u021bie. Na, m\u0103 \u0219i \u021bie de-un pachet de \u021big\u0103ri \u0219i o bere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elita se oripileaz\u0103 deja pe Facebook: vaai, c\u00e2t de nedemn. C\u00e2t de sinistru. C\u00e2t de degradant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hei, dar elita aia, vaccinat\u0103 deja din februarie, e at\u00e2t de irelevant\u0103 statistic, \u00eenc\u00e2t comentariile lor valoreaz\u0103 mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t abonamentul lor individual la internet. Nedemn, sinistru \u0219i degradant, dar na \u0219i \u021bie de-un pachet de \u021big\u0103ri \u0219i o bere a fost dintotdeauna mecanismul de manipulare al acestui popor de milogi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0102la care a b\u0103tut coclaurii cu uleiul \u0219i f\u0103ina a luat func\u021bia. \u0218i liber s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i bat\u0103 pwla patru ani la r\u00e2nd de milui\u021bii lui, s\u0103 le fure drepturile \u0219i s\u0103-i slug\u0103reasc\u0103 pe propriile lor impozite. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Acum, cel pu\u021bin, pentru prima oar\u0103 \u00een istoria modern\u0103, mecanismul na \u0219i \u021bie de-un pachet de \u021big\u0103ri \u0219i o bere e folosit \u00een interesul pro\u0219tilor, nu \u00eempotriva lor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it se vaccineaz\u0103, po\u021bi eradica formele grave ale bolii, cele care \u021bin sec\u021biile de urgen\u021b\u0103 arhipline, \u0219i po\u021bi l\u0103sa economia \u00eendelung f*tut\u0103 s\u0103 produc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i, da, s\u0103 dai bonuri de mas\u0103 pentru a convinge idiotul s\u0103 se vaccineze e superb. Un fel de &#8220;mai suge m\u0103-ta pwla pe bonuri de mas\u0103, gogule?&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Facem pariu, dragi cititori, c\u0103 o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de m\u00e2nc\u0103tori de c&#8230;t o s\u0103 ia frumu\u015fel bonurile de mas\u0103 \u015fi o s\u0103 bage con\u015ftiincios vaccinul? Mai ales \u015fi \u00een special pensionarii, principala categorie de v\u00e2rst\u0103 afectat\u0103 de comorbidit\u0103\u0163i pentru care covid ar fi fatal? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aplauze din partea mea pentru campania voucherelor pentru vaccinare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Corect. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu se poate altfel cu pro\u015ftii. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru mine, cea mai amuzant\u0103 \u0219tire a zilei e aceea cu voucherele pentru vaccinare. 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