Are feisbuku \u0103sta prostu’ obicei de a m\u0103 trimite direct la cele mai comentate bla-bla-uri ale zilei. Sau bunul obicei? Na, c\u00e2nd am aflat ce drame are marele erou al vorbelor grele Ciutacu, m-am \u00eenmuiat toat\u0103 de mil\u0103 cre\u015ftineasc\u0103.<\/p>\n
Iaca ce zice marele moralist: “Dup\u0103 ce m-am obi\u015fnuit (greu) cu ideea c\u0103 sunt coleg cu Bianca lu’ Bote \u015fi am ratat-o la musta\u0163\u0103 pe Adelina V\u00e2rciu, nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 o s\u0103-mi revin din \u015focul c\u0103 lucrez pentru acela\u015fi trust care o pl\u0103te\u015fte \u015fi pe Simona Sensual.”<\/p>\n
Oh, vai, s\u0103racu’ om, zicem to\u0163i \u00een cor. Ce tragedie p\u0103 el, un valoros autentic, s\u0103 ia bani dintr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 murdar\u0103 de contactul cu aceste doamne \/ domni\u0163e. El fiind un infailibil, un pur, un caracter imaculat. Un as al vorbelor.<\/p>\n
Ia s\u0103 d\u0103m to\u0163i o litanie pe facebook, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 ne obi\u015fnuim cu ideea c\u0103 suntem colegi cu femeia de serviciu (uite, o dram\u0103 pe care nu ne-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 o putem avea). Dar acum c\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc mai bine, e o dram\u0103, nu? Sau cu nenea portarul, care vorbe\u015fte numai \u00een dezacorduri gramaticale. \u00cenc\u0103 o dram\u0103. Noi fiind ni\u015fte valori, avem dreptul s\u0103 ne d\u0103m cu pre\u0163iosul nostru cur de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, s\u0103 \u015ftie to\u0163i facebookerii c\u00e2t de mult ne \u00eentineaz\u0103 asocierea. \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00
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\u015ei propun \u015fi solu\u0163ia: s\u0103-i dea cineva lui Ciutacu o peruc\u0103 blond\u0103, s\u0103 fie el asistent\u0103 la Capatos, \u015fi astfel domni\u015foarele respective vor deveni futile. Iar Ciutacu va deveni, de la o drama queen de Facebook, o comedy queen de Anten\u0103. Sau este deja \u015fi nu \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 seama?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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