{"id":22391,"date":"2021-10-02T10:12:02","date_gmt":"2021-10-02T07:12:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22391"},"modified":"2021-10-02T10:12:04","modified_gmt":"2021-10-02T07:12:04","slug":"motanisme-matinale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/motanisme-matinale\/","title":{"rendered":"Mot\u0103nisme matinale"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O limbu\u021b\u0103 aspr\u0103 ca un \u0219mirghel \u00eencepe s\u0103-mi perie insistent spr\u00e2ncenele. De ce tocmai spr\u00e2ncenele? Habar n-am. Secretul motanilor independen\u021bi \u0219i plini de apuc\u0103turi ciudate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ce vrei, b\u0103i, grasule? morm\u0103i eu cu imaginea \u00eenc\u0103 unsharf. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sare pe scaun, de pe scaun sare pe mas\u0103 &#8211; \u00eencet, precaut, ca un mo\u0219ulic\u0103 cu oase fragile. Unde sunt vremurile c\u00e2nd s\u0103rea direct pe mas\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103r\u00e2ma tot ce era pe ea? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Odat\u0103 ajuns pe mas\u0103, se opre\u0219te \u00een dreptul cutiei cu plicule\u021be umede. Nu bea ap\u0103 nici cu furtunul, dar slav\u0103 domnului, ador\u0103 plicule\u021bele umede, deci \u00eel \u021binem hidratat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Miaaau, face. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E un motan foarte clar \u00een exprim\u0103ri. \u0218tie s\u0103 indice cu precizie \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 echivoc ce \u00ee\u0219i dore\u0219te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ok, m-am prins. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Iau un plicule\u021b. \u00cel a\u0219tept cu r\u0103bdare s\u0103 coboare, \u00eent\u00e2i pe scaun, apoi pe jos. Ajungem la bolul lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-OK, Puli\u0219or, dar m\u00e2ncarea e scump\u0103. Trebuie s\u0103-mi ar\u0103\u021bi c\u00e2t de mult m\u0103 iube\u0219ti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cencepe s\u0103 se frece de piciorul meu, de la botic \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103-n v\u00e2rful cozii, torc\u00e2nd. Desfac plicule\u021bul. I-l torn \u00een bol. Continu\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i trece capul de m\u00e2na mea \u00eentins\u0103. Sfrrr. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-E ok, stop. M\u00e2ncarea e servit\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Sfrrrrr. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Plec, s\u0103 poat\u0103 m\u00e2nca. \u00cemi tai \u0219i mie o felie de br\u00e2nz\u0103 pe care pun o jum\u0103tate de avocado proasp\u0103t decojit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Sfrrr. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E mult mai interesant\u0103 chestia din care mu\u0219c eu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Sfrrr. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mi se urc\u0103 \u00een poal\u0103, mi se freac\u0103 de obraz, adulmec\u0103 br\u00e2nza cu avocado din m\u00e2na mea, mi\u0219c\u00e2nd ginga\u0219 din botic. Modul \u00een care fream\u0103t\u0103 o pisic\u0103 n\u0103sucul c\u00e2nd miroase ceva e absolut adorabil. Drept care, pup\u0103m n\u0103suc curios. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Sfrrr. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Se  duce \u00eenapoi la bolul lui, se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 leorp\u0103ie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mai iau o felie de br\u00e2nz\u0103, cu cealalt\u0103 jum\u0103tate de avocado, c\u0103 e p\u0103cat de el. Mai am parte de o inspec\u021bie minu\u021bioas\u0103, bot \u0219i must\u0103\u021bi care nu iart\u0103 nimic \u00een cale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Termin de m\u00e2ncat, deschid laptopul s\u0103 m\u0103 mai enervez cu ni\u0219te \u0219tiri. Hop. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un corpu\u0219or molatic \u0219i greu de pisic\u0103 s\u0103tul\u0103 se \u00eentinde pe piciorul meu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Sfrrr.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Noi restric\u0163ii \u00een capital\u0103&#8230;&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Sfrrr. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-B\u0103i, grasule. Sigur nu e un complot al t\u0103u s\u0103 petrecem noi doi mai mult timp \u00eempreun\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Sffrrrrr. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-B\u0103nuiam eu. \u015ei cine mai munce\u015fte, s\u0103 \u00eengra\u015fe curi\u015forul \u0103la negru \u015fi bl\u0103nos? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Sffrrrrrrrrrrrr. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol, sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O limbu\u021b\u0103 aspr\u0103 ca un \u0219mirghel \u00eencepe s\u0103-mi perie insistent spr\u00e2ncenele. De ce tocmai spr\u00e2ncenele? Habar n-am. 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