{"id":22399,"date":"2021-10-03T10:51:48","date_gmt":"2021-10-03T07:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22399"},"modified":"2021-10-03T10:51:49","modified_gmt":"2021-10-03T07:51:49","slug":"avocado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/avocado\/","title":{"rendered":"Avocado"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-B\u0103i, Loreno, tu tot scrii despre avocado, dar eu nu te \u00een\u021beleg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-De ce? Cred c\u0103 scriu destul de clar rom\u00e2ne\u0219te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Nu, m\u0103. Avocado e na\u0219pa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Poate nu l-ai m\u00e2ncat tu cum trebuie? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-L-am \u00eencercat \u0219i \u00een sandvi\u0219uri, \u0219i \u00een salate, \u0219i pe omlet\u0103 \u0219i&#8230; plm, \u00een ce nu l-am pus. Are gust de s\u0103pun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ia stai. Tu c\u00e2nd te-ai dus la magazin, cum l-ai ales? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-&#8230;cu m\u00e2na, plm, nu \u0219tiu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Vreau s\u0103 zic, l-ai ales s\u0103 fie verde, frumos \u0219i tare? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-LOOOGIC. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-\u0218i dup\u0103 ce l-ai luat acas\u0103, l-ai pus pe sandvi\u0219 \u00een aceea\u0219i zi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Legumele se m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 proaspete. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-P\u0103i vezi? Nu \u0219tii nimic, \u0219i nici nu \u00eentrebi, doar \u00ee\u021bi dai cu p\u0103rerea. Avocado e un fruct \u0219mecher. \u0102la verde, frumos \u0219i tare e necopt \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 arom\u0103. Cam ca b\u0103rba\u021bii. Uit\u0103-te mai \u00een fundul l\u0103zii, la \u0103ia trecu\u021bi, mai ofili\u021bi, mai moi, mai b\u0103tu\u021bi de soart\u0103. Acolo se ascunde miracolul. Sau dac\u0103 alte nehalite au cules tot ce era copt \u0219i bun din lad\u0103 \u0219i au r\u0103mas doar \u0103\u0219tia verzi, pune-i pe pervazul ferestrei, la soare, s\u0103 se coac\u0103 dou\u0103-trei zile, dar pe interiorul geamului, c\u0103 altfel \u021bi-l fur\u0103 p\u0103s\u0103rile. O s\u0103-mi mul\u021bume\u0219ti mai t\u00e2rziu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol, sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-B\u0103i, Loreno, tu tot scrii despre avocado, dar eu nu te \u00een\u021beleg. -De ce? Cred c\u0103 scriu destul de clar rom\u00e2ne\u0219te. -Nu, m\u0103. 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