{"id":2240,"date":"2010-05-07T13:30:15","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T10:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2240"},"modified":"2010-05-07T13:30:15","modified_gmt":"2010-05-07T10:30:15","slug":"cersetoria-de-mai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cersetoria-de-mai\/","title":{"rendered":"Cer\u015fetoria de mai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A\u015fa cum exist\u0103 g\u00e2ndacul de mai, futaiul de mai, ploaia de mai, a\u015fa a ap\u0103rut o nou\u0103 specie sezonier\u0103 care pe mine una m\u0103 indispune r\u0103u de tot. Da, a\u0163i ghicit din titlu. Cer\u015fetoria tipic\u0103 acestui sezon e mai formal\u0103 \u015fi mai tras\u0103 la 4 ace, \u015fi zice a\u015fa: d\u0103-mi 2 % din impozitul t\u0103u pe venit. Hai nu, s\u0103 mori tu!!<\/p>\n<p>To\u0163i \u015ftim c\u0103 din bugetul de stat se ciorde\u015fte cu am\u00e2ndou\u0103 m\u00e2inile. Dar primii care ciordim de acolo suntem chiar noi.<\/p>\n<p>De vrut vrem: pensii mai mari, salarii mai mari, compensate mai multe, \u015fcoli, str\u0103zi, etc. Periodic o pun de-o grev\u0103 ba profesorii, ba medicii, ba x, ba y. To\u0163i am mulge bugetul de stat cu am\u00e2ndou\u0103 m\u00e2inile, \u015fi \u0163ip\u0103m c\u0103 nu suntem finan\u0163a\u0163i, sus\u0163inu\u0163i, ajuta\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Dar c\u00e2nd vine vorba de cotizat, to\u0163i se fac c\u0103 plou\u0103. Nu \u00eemi amintesc de nimeni care s\u0103-\u015fi fi deschis butic dup\u0103 &#8217;90 \u015fi s\u0103 fi pl\u0103tit m\u0103car un chior ca impozit spre stat. Nu zic c\u0103 n-au fost deloc &#8211; dar extrem de pu\u0163ini. Mul\u0163i declar\u0103 salarii minime pe economie, s\u0103 dea c\u00e2t mai pu\u0163in. Mi\u015fma\u015furile contabile din Rom\u00e2nia, menite s\u0103 acopere evaziunea fiscal\u0103, ar putea fi un subiect de roman care ar rupe tejghelele. Poate \u00eel voi scrie la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e, c\u00e2nd sexul m\u0103 va interesa mai pu\u0163in \u015fi voi avea mintea mai limpede. Prin urmare, toat\u0103 lumea se sustrage c\u00e2t mai mult de la impozit.<br \/>\nDar pic\u0103tura care a umplut paharul \u015fi m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 dau pe dinafar\u0103 a fost o mostr\u0103 de cer\u015fetorie de mai care zicea: &#8220;de ce s\u0103 la\u015fi banii \u00een gaura neagr\u0103 a bugetului de stat&#8221;, bla-bla? Uite a\u015fa, ca s\u0103 nu \u0163i-i dau \u0163ie, s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i cumperi tu tampoane din ei. E mai important\u0103 pensia lu&#8217; nea Gic\u0103 P\u0103staie din comuna R\u0103suceni.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pe bune, stima\u0163i concet\u0103\u0163eni: unde nu dai, de unde s\u0103 fie? De ce s\u0103 redirec\u0163ionezi 2 % din impozit c\u0103tre un utilizator care nu \u00ee\u0163i serve\u015fte dec\u00e2t o tav\u0103 de promisiuni? C\u00e2\u0163i dintre noi ne ducem la Funda\u0163ia &#8220;Exist\u0103 suflet&#8221;, Organiza\u0163ia &#8220;Salva\u0163i broasca de r\u00e2u&#8221; sau Grupul Umanitar &#8220;Negul nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 negare&#8221;, s\u0103 verific\u0103m dac\u0103 banii no\u015ftri sunt folosi\u0163i cum trebuie?<\/p>\n<p>Concluzie final\u0103: cei 2 % din impozitul meu r\u0103m\u00e2n unde trebuie. \u015ei anume, \u00een bugetul de stat. Poate a\u015fa exist\u0103 o \u015fans\u0103 \u00een plus s\u0103 i se m\u0103reasc\u0103 salariul vecinului meu, profesor de rom\u00e2n\u0103, s\u0103 nu mai stea copiii cu frica \u00een s\u00e2n \u00een prag de bacalaureat. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A\u015fa cum exist\u0103 g\u00e2ndacul de mai, futaiul de mai, ploaia de mai, a\u015fa a ap\u0103rut o nou\u0103 specie sezonier\u0103 care pe mine una m\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}