{"id":22411,"date":"2021-10-06T11:03:51","date_gmt":"2021-10-06T08:03:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22411"},"modified":"2021-10-06T11:03:52","modified_gmt":"2021-10-06T08:03:52","slug":"s-a-terminat-cu-cuiele-matului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/s-a-terminat-cu-cuiele-matului\/","title":{"rendered":"S-a terminat cu cuiele m\u00e2\u021bului"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Chit c\u0103 discursul lui Iohannis a fost un lung buhuhuhuuu, numai al\u021bii sunt de vin\u0103, de ce a\u021bi aruncat Rom\u00e2nia \u00een criz\u0103, nenoroci\u021bilor care sunte\u021bi, o imens\u0103 u\u0219urare a str\u0103b\u0103tut ieri opinia public\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd Superman de Rom\u00e2nia s-a pr\u0103bu\u0219it politic la podea, \u00een cel mai crunt vot din istoria recent\u0103 – 281 pentru mo\u021biunea de cenzur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bine, acum, \u0219i discursul lui Iohannis a fost lung buhuhuhuu urmat de OK, am ceva c\u0103l\u0103torii \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate de f\u0103cut zilele astea, ne vedem cur\u00e2nd, bitches. M\u0103 chinuie prea tare \u00eengrijorarea \u0219i aten\u021bia, trebuie s\u0103 plec pe la ni\u0219te summituri, s\u0103 m\u0103 detensionez, c\u0103 nu se mai poate a\u0219a, la naiba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i u\u0219urarea opiniei publice e fireasc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe tot parcursul mandatului lui C\u00e2\u021bu, am avut o senza\u021bie nepl\u0103cut\u0103, ca \u0219i cum cineva l-ar fi numit \u00eentr-o pozi\u021bie de putere pe bully-ul \u0219colii. Gur\u0103 mare, atitudine de mi se rupe mi se \u00eendoaie, decizii motivate mai mult de ambi\u021bie, \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021bnare \u0219i “uite c\u0103 m\u0103 \u0163ine, acum ce-o s\u0103 te faci” dec\u00e2t de vreun interes real fa\u0163\u0103 de Rom\u00e2nia \u015fi de oameni, C\u00e2\u0163u a \u00eencercat s\u0103 fie o combina\u0163ie de B\u0103sescu – dar un B\u0103sescu mucos \u015fi antipatic, lipsit de autoritate \u015fi factorul simpatie – \u015fi Viktor Orban – f\u0103r\u0103 a avea sus\u0163inerea popular\u0103 \u015fi iubirea na\u0163iunii care \u00eei permite lui Viktor Orban s\u0103 se rup\u0103 \u00een figuri ca un smardoi \u015fi s\u0103 nu existe consecin\u0163e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Realitatea e c\u0103 dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 sari calul \u00een politica rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 fii relatable. Trebuie s\u0103 fii “de-al nostru”. De aceea au f\u0103cut furori fa\u0163a \u015fi manierele de Costel de la parter ale lui Traian B\u0103sescu \u015fi de aceea au at\u00e2ta impact manierele de coana Mitzi de vizavi ale lui \u015eo\u015foac\u0103. De aceea i s-au iertat mult mai multe lui Dragnea, cu fa\u0163a lui de na\u015fu’ mare, hai s\u0103 ne tr\u0103ie\u015fti, na\u015fule, d\u0103 \u015fi mie 500 de lei p\u00e2n\u0103 la salar, m\u00e2nca-\u0163i-a\u015f, dar s\u0103 nu \u015ftie nevasta – dec\u00e2t lui Ponta, de\u015fi Ponta era infinit mai coerent, mai pu\u0163in corupt \u015fi mai investit \u00een ceea ce f\u0103cea. O fi fost, dar era prea domni\u015for, folosea propozi\u0163ii prea lungi, cu multe subordonate, era respins visceral, a\u015fa cum e respins tocilarul clasei. Remarca\u0163i cum Puie Monta \u015fi Cuie M\u00e2\u0163u a fost rostite cu suficient\u0103 \u00eend\u00e2rjire de suficien\u0163i, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 memorabile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cam a\u015fa e c\u00e2nd nu te place poporul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Asta, desigur, nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 poporul are gusturi bune. Vezi ce am enumerat mai sus. Iar c\u00e2nd Dragnea a sus\u0163inut-o pe Viorica D\u0103ncil\u0103, ar fi vrut de fapt o \u015eo\u015foac\u0103. Cu un aspect needulcorat de gospodin\u0103 de la bloc, u\u015for de imaginat cu b\u0103t\u0103torul de covoare \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, prompt\u0103 \u00een rela\u0163ii, fraterniz\u00e2nd pe Facebook cu to\u0163i coate goale, \u015eo\u015foac\u0103 – chit c\u0103 nu \u00eemi place s-o admit – e prima femeie politician cu succes real la mase. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Intui\u0163ia de politician a lui Dragnea i-a sugerat c\u0103 poporul o s\u0103 adore o \u0163a\u0163a Mi\u0163a pe post de mama na\u0163iunii. \u015ei D\u0103ncil\u0103 avea lookul potrivit pentru rol. Dar nu avea tupeul. Se emo\u0163iona, avea trac, \u00eencepea s\u0103 se b\u00e2lb\u00e2ie, d\u0103dea gafe pe care presa le exploata \u00eempotriva ei. \u015ei se ru\u015fina de gafe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 ne-o imagin\u0103m pe \u015eo\u015foac\u0103 pronun\u0163\u00e2nd gre\u015fit un 20-20, de exemplu. Ce, m\u0103, fire-a-\u0163i ai dracu’ de simpatici, voi n-a\u0163i pronun\u0163at nimic gre\u015fit \u00een via\u0163a voastr\u0103? Ia, hai, b\u00e2\u015fti de aici, jigodiilor. \u0162ara moare de foame \u015fi voi m\u0103 plictisi\u0163i cu un 20-20. Ete de-aia nu mai pot eu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce vreau s\u0103 spun cu acest articol? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A, da. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 Superman a c\u0103zut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei e foarte bine c\u0103 Superman a c\u0103zut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Era inutil \u015fi toxic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar mi-e extrem, dar extrem de fric\u0103 de ceea ce urmeaz\u0103, pe baza simpatiilor populare \u015fi modului cum func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 ele \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol, sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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