UPDATE: Mostra perfect\u0103 de dialog idiot:<\/p>\n
X: buna Lorena, pot sa te intreb ceva?
\nEu: daca trebuie…
\nX: tu mergi in hypermarketuri?
\nEu: ca fiecare
\nEu: de ce?
\nX: si impingi caruciorul ala metalic?
\nX: cum te descurci?
\nEu: bine, presupun
\nEu: alte curiozitati?
\nX: deocamdat atat.<\/p>\n
What the fuck is wrong with this nation???<\/p>\n
1. Contrar trendului de a avea sute de necunoscu\u0163i \u00een list\u0103, mie \u00eemi place varianta scurt\u0103: prieteni buni, colegi \u015fi \u015fefi, editori, agen\u0163ii de casting \u015fi c\u00e2\u0163iva piari. Oameni care \u00ee\u0163i vorbesc doar dac\u0103 au ceva esen\u0163ial de comunicat. Messengereala de genul “sal”, “bn” “cf” “uite ma fut” m\u0103 plictise\u015fte p\u00e2n\u0103 dincolo de moarte. \u015ei \u00eemi m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 timp enorm de mult: pentru c\u0103 unii se l\u0103f\u0103ie la vr\u0103jeal\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 a se g\u00e2ndi c\u0103 poate al\u0163ii stau cu treab\u0103 la calculator.<\/p>\n
2. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemi face\u0163i analiza post\u0103rilor mele de blog pe messenger. De asta exist\u0103 sec\u0163iunea comentarii. Folosi\u0163i-o cu \u00eencredere.<\/p>\n
3. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 explic fiec\u0103ruia \u00een parte ce am vrut s\u0103 spun cu o \u00eentors\u0103tur\u0103 de fraz\u0103.<\/p>\n
4. Cineva (c\u0103ruia \u00eei doresc o moarte lent\u0103 \u015fi chinuit\u0103) m\u0103 tot caut\u0103 pe situri de invisible, s\u0103 vad\u0103 care \u00eemi este statusul. Nu, nu sunt pe invisible, e\u015fti tu pe ignore dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 vezi online. Uneori las compu’ s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u015fi c\u00e2nd nu sunt acas\u0103 – de lene. Deci, sunt online – dar pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti tu o vit\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103l\u0163at\u0103 \u015fi un porc \/ scroaf\u0103 infect\/\u0103 te-am pus pe ignore. Nu m\u0103 mai verifica. Pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi r\u0103m\u00e2ne avatarul pe respectivul site – \u015fi asta \u00eemi trimite pe cap to\u0163i wankerii de doi bani din Rom\u00e2nia. C\u0103rora le doresc mor\u0163i rapide \u015fi fulger\u0103toare.<\/p>\n
5. Sunt alergic\u0103 la buzz. Deci, dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti mama \u015fi nu arde casa p\u0103rinteasc\u0103, buzzul nu se justific\u0103. Nu cu mine. Dac\u0103 (dup\u0103 cum e cel mai probabil), e\u015fti un gher\u0163oi acneic & attention whore \u015fi \u00eemi dai un buzz – e ultimul semn de via\u0163\u0103 pe care mi l-ai dat vreodat\u0103.<\/p>\n
6. Dac\u0103 nu am chef de dialog, nu m\u0103 freca la icre. Nu \u00eemi vei st\u00e2rni cheful de dialog insist\u00e2nd. Singurele insisten\u0163e pe care le \u00een\u0163eleg sunt cele legate de un deadline sau de o munc\u0103. Alea da, pentru c\u0103 de alea depind lucruri. Dar s\u0103 o arzi tu pe net din lips\u0103 de ocupa\u0163ie \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 fu\u0163i la cap – de unde \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 unde?? Nu-s m\u0103-ta, nu \u0163i-s psiholog \u015fi nici sor\u0103 medical\u0103. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 via\u0163a ta, faptul c\u0103 ai fost \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103 \u00een Tunisia, faptul c\u0103 preferi Toyota \u015fi nu BMW, faptul c\u0103 \u0163i se par perverse pisicile. Sunt problemele tale, nu ale mele.<\/p>\n
7. Ceea ce m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 \u015fi mai mult dec\u00e2t logoreea self-related este interogatoriul-ca-la-poli\u0163ie. Rafala de \u00eentreb\u0103ri. A se nota: \u015fi poli\u0163ia \u00eei ia la t\u0103rbac\u0103 pe \u0103ia care sunt b\u0103nui\u0163i de o infrac\u0163iune, nu pe cet\u0103\u0163enii nevinova\u0163i. Nu, nu simt nevoia s\u0103-\u0163i povestesc nimic. Dac\u0103 am chef de povestit, am cel pu\u0163in trei spa\u0163ii unde o pot face: revista Playboy, platforma Pandora \u015fi propriu-mi blog.<\/p>\n
8. \u015ei cire\u015fica de pe tort: unii imbecili au impresia c\u0103 dac\u0103 vin cu remarci agresive \u015fi \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 enerveze cu tot dinadinsul, o s\u0103 zic: “uau, ce b\u0103ie\u0163i incisivi. Vreau s\u0103 \u00eemi petrec via\u0163a \u00een slujba lor.”
\nMuri\u0163i, m\u0103, \u00een moduri greu de reconstituit. Singurul lucru care m\u0103 face s\u0103 zic “uau” e lista de realiz\u0103ri concrete, DE VALOARE, ale unui om. Nu fumurile, nu arogan\u0163ele, nu tupeul.<\/p>\n
Din toate acestea, rezult\u0103 c\u0103 sunt un Grinch neprietenos. Nu are rost s\u0103 m\u0103 adaugi pe messenger \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eemi spui c\u00e2t de mult de dezam\u0103gesc. Tu te dezam\u0103ge\u015fti singur – pentru c\u0103 tu te-ai am\u0103git, nu eu. Iat\u0103 un trist adev\u0103r: Nu v\u0103 face\u0163i speran\u0163e de\u015farte legate de necunoscu\u0163i. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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