{"id":22461,"date":"2021-10-17T09:08:16","date_gmt":"2021-10-17T06:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22461"},"modified":"2021-10-17T10:55:19","modified_gmt":"2021-10-17T07:55:19","slug":"autoironie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/autoironie\/","title":{"rendered":"Autoironie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">gigel: \u0102vaaai, se judec\u0103 Jamila cu Laura Lauren\u021biu pe eclere, \u0219i am\u00e2ndou\u0103 sunt grase. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">tu: da, ok, gigel, dar nu \u00een\u021beleg ce treab\u0103 are num\u0103rul lor de kilograme. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">gigel: autoironia e un semn de normalitate, iar individele astea ar trebui s\u0103 fie con\u0219tiente c\u0103 nu sunt fotomodele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">tu: ok, gigel. e\u0219ti ur\u00e2t ca cer\u0219itul la metrou, cu un \u00eenceput vizibil de chelie, sau mai exact o continuare, o fa\u021b\u0103 de cartof fiert nes\u0103rat la diet\u0103 \u0219i burtoiul t\u0103u are mai multe valuri dec\u00e2t Covid &#8211; 19. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">gigel: \u0103\u0103\u0103, ce?? ce-s jignirile astea oribile? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">tu: care jigniri, gigel? tu ridicai autoironia \u00een sl\u0103vi mai sus, uite, \u00ee\u021bi ofer prilejul s-o exersezi pe propria persoan\u0103, cum ar indica prefixul &#8220;auto&#8221;. Nu, \u00een acest caz nu se refer\u0103 la mer\u0163ane. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">gigel: ba sunt jigniri sinistre \u015fi apropo, tu faci reclam\u0103 la videochat \u015fi a scris un tabloid de tine c\u0103 e\u015fti c***\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">tu: ok, gigel, dar toate astea nu fac obiectul discu\u0163iei. mai zi cu autoironia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">gigel: \u015fi mai zic unii pe net c\u0103 ai rujul strident \u015fi c\u0103 sigur e\u015fti trangender. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">tu: ok, gigel, recapitul\u0103m. cum st\u0103 treaba cu autoironia? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">gigel: cred c\u0103 m\u0103 apuc s\u0103-\u0163i \u015fterg comentariile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">* <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Po\u0163i \u015fterge comentarii c\u00e2t vrei, dar nu po\u0163i \u015fterge faptul c\u0103 e\u015fti un imbecil autentic, c\u0103ruia \u00eei place &#8220;autoironia&#8221;, dar s\u0103 se refere la al\u0163ii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Dac\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0163i place s\u0103 \u0163i se pun\u0103 \u00een lumin\u0103 cum ar\u0103\u0163i (\u015fi de obicei, ar\u0103\u0163i ca un c*r), nu l\u0103tra defectele fizice ale altora. <\/li><li>Dac\u0103 femeia nu se marketeaz\u0103 ca fotomodel, nu l\u0103tra despre num\u0103rul ei de kilograme. Hei, chiar \u015fi printre fotomodele exist\u0103 categoria &#8220;plus size&#8221;. Iar dac\u0103 femeia e apreciat\u0103 de milioane de utilizatori pentru modul \u00een care g\u0103te\u015fte, e cam de la sine \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 nu va fi o scobitoare. Never trust a skinny chef, spune proverbul. <\/li><li>Dac\u0103 nu po\u0163i practica autoironia (IAR ASTA PRESUPUNE S\u0102 R\u00c2ZI DETA\u015eAT DE DEFECTELE TALE PROPRII \u015eI PERSONALE), atunci n-o mai predica. C\u00e2nd te oftici flea\u015fc\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepi s\u0103 te zburle\u015fti de cum vine cineva s\u0103-\u0163i prezinte o oglind\u0103, nu mai abera despre cum autoironia e normalitatea. Normalitatea oricui altcuiva, numai a ta nu. Uite, mie nu-mi place s\u0103 fiu autoironic\u0103 cu to\u0163i pro\u015ftii. Pot fi, dar numai \u00een contexte \u00een care m\u0103 simt super chill \u015fi confortabil\u0103. \u00cen nici un caz nu permit, cu titlu de autoironie, abuz verbal de la to\u0163i raha\u0163ii cu ochi, \u00een care se umfl\u0103 t\u0103r\u00e2\u0163a de satisfac\u0163ie c\u0103 au umilit o femeie. E mai satisf\u0103c\u0103tor s\u0103 le tuf m\u0103micile proaste. Drept care, nu aberez despre virtu\u0163ile autoironiei. Predic\u0103 doar ceea ce po\u0163i practica, s\u0103 nu te faci de r\u00e2s. <\/li><li><strong>Poate cel mai important<\/strong>. Doamnelor, nu mai aplauda\u0163i ca focile \u015fi r\u00e2de\u0163i ca proastele \u00een t\u00e2rg c\u00e2nd citi\u0163i cum un b\u0103rbat, de obicei ur\u00e2t \u015fi prost (cei frumo\u015fi \u015fi inteligen\u0163i au preocup\u0103ri mai elevate), latr\u0103 despre o alt\u0103 femeie. Nu ve\u0163i ob\u0163ine niciodat\u0103 egalitate de \u015fanse \u015fi de tratament dac\u0103 ve\u0163i \u00eencuraja insultarea altor femei pe baz\u0103 de cum arat\u0103, c\u00e2te kilograme au, dac\u0103 au nasul mare \u015fi alte irelevan\u0163e similare. Cum se face c\u0103 pe Ion Cristoiu nu-l judec\u0103 nimeni dup\u0103 aceste aspecte? Cum se face c\u0103 pe Marius Tuc\u0103 nu-l judec\u0103 nimeni dup\u0103 aceste aspecte? Cum se face c\u0103 pe (insert ce personalitate public\u0103 vre\u0163i) nu-l judec\u0103 nimeni dup\u0103 aceste aspecte? <\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">   Nu vre\u0163i o lume \u00een care s\u0103 nu mai fi\u0163i privite ca simple cifre (un num\u0103r de kilograme, un num\u0103r de ani, un num\u0103r de parteneri sexuali preceden\u0163i, etc.) ci s\u0103 fi\u0163i tratate ca oameni comple\u0163i, pe baza a ce ave\u0163i \u00een cap \u015fi a competen\u0163elor asimilate? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">OK. Ca s\u0103 nu mai fac\u0103 dobitocii asta, \u00eencepe\u0163i prin a nu o mai face voi, \u015fi continua\u0163i prin a b\u0103ga p de cal pe g\u00e2turile dobitocilor pe care-i vede\u0163i f\u0103c\u00e2nd asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Newflash:: dobitocul care c\u00e2r\u00e2ie despre cum o femeie e gras\u0103 \u015fi nu \u015ftiu mai cum o s\u0103 c\u00e2r\u00e2ie la fel \u015fi despre tine dac\u0103 se nimere\u015fte s\u0103 pui un kilogram \u00een plus. Mkay? Bun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;\u015ei, ce, nu e adev\u0103rat?&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Axioma Lorena: Se calific\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i comenteze num\u0103rul de kilograme doar cei din banii c\u0103rora m\u0103n\u00e2nci. Da, dac\u0103 le faci pagub\u0103 direct, au motive s\u0103-i tuf\u0103 grija. Dac\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci din banii t\u0103i \u015fi nu le datorezi nimic, greutatea ta NU e problema lor \u015fi nu e un subiect valid. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am multe resentimente fa\u0163\u0103 de mama \u015fi de brutalitatea cu care m-a crescut. Dar \u00eei mul\u0163umesc pentru cele dou\u0103 palme pe care mi le-a ras c\u00e2nd m-a auzit, prin grupa mic\u0103 de la gr\u0103dini\u0163\u0103, coment\u00e2nd ce gras\u0103 e nu \u015ftiu care. Se nume\u015fte educa\u0163ia &#8220;vezi-\u0163i \u00een mor\u0163ii t\u0103i de num\u0103rul t\u0103u de kilograme&#8221; \u015fi dac\u0103 toat\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia ar fi beneficiat de ea, azi am fi avut mai pu\u0163ini melteni cordi\u0163i \u00een jur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol, sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? 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