{"id":22494,"date":"2021-10-24T12:35:25","date_gmt":"2021-10-24T09:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22494"},"modified":"2021-10-24T12:36:44","modified_gmt":"2021-10-24T09:36:44","slug":"nu-chiar-nu-ma-intereseaza-casa-lui-selly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-chiar-nu-ma-intereseaza-casa-lui-selly\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu, chiar nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 casa lui Selly"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La cafelu\u0163a de diminea\u0163\u0103, \u00eemi place s\u0103 citesc relaxat \u015ftirile. Mai ales c\u0103 e o zi cald\u0103 \u015fi calm\u0103 de weekend, \u015fi e cazul s\u0103 ne bucur\u0103m de vara indian\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Printre \u015ftiri c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t relevante, m\u0103 pocne\u015fte brusc peste ochi una care \u00eemi d\u0103 bube. \u015ei \u00eemi d\u0103 bube nu doar din cauza irelevan\u0163ei. \u00cemi d\u0103 bube pentru c\u0103 \u015ftiu genul de \u015ftire, am fost obligat\u0103 s-o scriu \u015fi eu pe c\u00e2nd lucram sub patronatul altora, \u015fi \u015ftiu \u015fi genul de public pe care \u00eel vizeaz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> \u015etirea de tip: &#8220;Uite ce are-n cas\u0103 X&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Scopul: fast, opulen\u0163\u0103, etalare de avu\u0163ie \u015fi &#8220;valuare&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Genul de public vizat: frustra\u0163ii de toate tipurile, genul care se uit\u0103 la casele altora fie cu invidie, \u015fi ulterior g\u0103sesc diverse explica\u0163ii fantasmagorice despre cum al\u0163ii au dat \u00een cap sau au supt p s\u0103 aib\u0103, \u015fi noi, oameni s\u0103raki \u015fi kinsti\u0163i, locuim \u00een garsonier\u0103 confort 3 pe Strada Tunsu Petre, sau dac\u0103 nu, se uit\u0103 la casele altora cu o sete nestins\u0103 de a c\u00e2rcoti, a remarca mobila care nu e colec\u0163ie 2021, ci doar 2020, faptul c\u0103 n-ai \u015fters praful, faptul c\u0103 n-ai schimbat cear\u015faful de alalt\u0103ieri \u015fi faptul c\u0103 fumezi \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bunic\u0103-mea avea pl\u0103cerea asta, pe c\u00e2nd eram copil. M\u0103 duceam \u00een vizit\u0103 la unii \u015fi la al\u0163ii. La \u00eentoarcere, pe bunic\u0103-mea \u00eencepea s-o penetreze grija: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Dar ce aveau \u00een cas\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aveam gen 6, sau 7, sau 9 ani. Habar nu aveam de termeni ca &#8220;feminism&#8221;, &#8220;progresism&#8221; \u015fi alte etichete pe care mi le vor pune labagiii la o dat\u0103 ulterioar\u0103. Dar eram feminist\u0103 \u015fi progresist\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftiu de ele. Reac\u0163ia mea visceral\u0103 era: &#8220;De ce plm te prive\u015fte?&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 te duci \u00een vizit\u0103 la X, te duci s\u0103 te bucuri de companie, de juc\u0103rii (la 6 ani), de juc\u0103rii (la 26 de ani, lol), de un vin bun \u015fi ce mai are de ron\u0163\u0103it, sau de o cafea bun\u0103, dac\u0103 e vizit\u0103 de lucru, \u015fi \u00een nici un caz \u00een inspec\u0163ie CTC \u015fi audit. Sau dac\u0103 te duci pentru asta, e\u015fti o  scuz\u0103 penibil\u0103 de om \u015fi meri\u0163i s\u0103 stai \u00een garsonier\u0103 confort 3 pe Tunsu Petre. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Numai c\u0103 aveam genul de familie unde acest r\u0103spuns s-ar fi taxat cu dou\u0103 perechi de palme \u015fi cu eticheta de obr\u0103znicie. A\u015fa c\u0103 am parat cu \u015fmecherie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De c\u00e2te ori m\u0103 \u00eentreba cum aveau \u00een cas\u0103, \u00eencepeam s\u0103 aberez despre televizor c\u00e2t casa poporului, video, casetofon, mobil\u0103 de lux, covor din l\u00e2n\u0103 (citisem eu \u00eentr-un roman despre cum casa cuiva era decorat\u0103 cu covor din l\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi re\u0163inusem c\u0103 e semn de mare opulen\u0163\u0103) \u015fi s\u0103 savurez diabolic cum bunic\u0103-mea murea lent pe interior de invidie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Faptul c\u0103 nu am invidiat niciodat\u0103 pe nimeni mi-a scutit \u00een primul r\u00e2nd mie o droaie de emo\u0163ii negative. V\u0103d obiectele ca pe simple unelte cu care \u00ee\u0163i rezolvi nevoi \u015fi probleme, \u015fi dac\u0103 am nevoie s\u0103 dau cu mopul prin cas\u0103, aleg cel mai simplu mop, destul de lung s\u0103 fie u\u015for de utilizat, \u015fi nu mopul \u00eencrustat cu jvarovschi \u015fi diamante c\u00e2t capul de bebelu\u015f. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Genul \u0103sta de nevoie de a etala opulen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi valoare l-am \u015fi parodiat \u00een #cf, \u00een decorul care o \u00eenconjoar\u0103 pe &#8220;ea&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-RN5Okab-0M\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei \u00een ceea ce \u00eei prive\u015fte pe youtuberi, momentul \u00een care \u00eencep: &#8220;vaai, hai s\u0103 facem un tur al casei mele&#8221;, \u015ftiu c\u0103 sunt \u00een pan\u0103 de idei de vloguri. C\u00e2nd nu mai ai ce ar\u0103ta creativ, \u00eencepi s\u0103-\u0163i ar\u0103\u0163i casa. Tristu\u0163. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La cafelu\u0163a de diminea\u0163\u0103, \u00eemi place s\u0103 citesc relaxat \u015ftirile. Mai ales c\u0103 e o zi cald\u0103 \u015fi calm\u0103 de weekend, \u015fi e cazul&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":20282,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/selly.jpg?fit=780%2C440&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22494"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22497,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22494\/revisions\/22497"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}