{"id":22517,"date":"2021-11-05T12:03:37","date_gmt":"2021-11-05T09:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22517"},"modified":"2021-11-05T12:03:39","modified_gmt":"2021-11-05T09:03:39","slug":"doamna-prodan-va-rugam-sa-va-calmati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/doamna-prodan-va-rugam-sa-va-calmati\/","title":{"rendered":"Doamna Prodan, v\u0103 rug\u0103m s\u0103 v\u0103 calma\u021bi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Pentru c\u0103 am f\u0103cut gre\u0219eli \u00een via\u021b\u0103, probabil, \u0219i karma m\u0103 pedepse\u0219te, \u00een ultimele c\u00e2teva zile, feedul meu a fost bombardat de \u0219tiri contradictorii pe un subiect. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un nene pe nume Lauren\u021biu Reghecampf, boss pe fotbal sau a\u0219a ceva, era \u00eentr-o rela\u021bie cu o tanti pe nume Anamaria Prodan. O tanti care \u00een sine ar fi putut fi o personalitate extrem de cool. O femeie impresar de fotbal, o tip\u0103 cu coi\u021be \u00een lumea b\u0103rba\u021bilor. Tot ce ar fi trebuit s\u0103 fac\u0103 pentru asta ar fi fost s\u0103 nu fie g\u00e2sc\u0103 sentimentaloid\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103, sincer, sunt S\u0102TUL\u0102\u0102\u0102\u0102\u0102, dar S\u0102TUL\u0102\u0102\u0102\u0102\u0102\u0102\u0102\u0102\u0102\u0102 de femei care apar \u00een via\u021ba public\u0103 cu un demers mi\u0219to, cu o activitate neconven\u021bional\u0103, cu chestii de f\u0103cut, \u0219i invariabil, dar invariabil, e\u0219ueaz\u0103 \u00eentr-o dramolet\u0103 toxic\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 sens cu c\u00e2te un p*lete care se satur\u0103 s\u0103 le f. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, e mersul normal al vie\u021bii. V\u0103 vede gigel, se amorezeaz\u0103 de voi, pentru c\u0103 a) ave\u021bi \u021b\u00e2\u021be mari b) face\u021bi ciorb\u0103 bun\u0103 c) face\u021bi un BJ \u0219i mai bun, \u0219i prin BJ nu m\u0103 refer la partide de blackjack. Voi ave\u021bi impresia c\u0103 asta ar trebui s\u0103 fie garan\u021bia c\u0103 v\u0103 va c\u0103ra paporni\u021bele de la pia\u021b\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nd ve\u021bi avea 65 de ani \u0219i 30 de kg \u00een plus, dar, \u00een majoritatea cazurilor, nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 asta. Pentru c\u0103, dup\u0103 vorbele \u00een\u021belepte ale lui taic\u0103-miu, o dat\u0103 ce ai prins trenul, nu mai fugi dup\u0103 el, pe de o parte, \u0219i pe de alta, \u00eentotdeauna se g\u0103sesc \u021b\u00e2\u021be mai mari \u0219i ciorb\u0103 mai bun\u0103 \u00een alt\u0103 parte. E o lume mare afar\u0103, plin\u0103 v\u00e2rf de \u021b\u00e2\u021be \u0219i ciorb\u0103, mai ales c\u00e2nd gigelul are bani s\u0103 \u0219i le permit\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mbun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce po\u021bi face ca femeie, ca persoan\u0103 public\u0103, s\u0103 nu r\u00e2d\u0103 de tine \u0219i curcile? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pur \u0219i simplu, TE RESEMNEZI. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ce\u021bi asumi c\u0103 p\u0103s\u0103rica ta nu e cocain\u0103, s\u0103 genereze adic\u021bie permanent\u0103 – m\u0103car cocaina nu face istericale – \u0219i MOVE ON. Dac\u0103 ai copii, negociezi cu ipochimenul o pensie alimentar\u0103, c\u0103 nu i-ai f\u0103cut cu \u0219tiule\u021bi de porumb, s\u0103 se justifice preten\u021bia de a te \u00eempov\u0103ra de una singur\u0103. Dac\u0103 se d\u0103 chitros, \u00eel dai pe ipochimen \u00een judecat\u0103 \u0219i vei primi pensie alimentar\u0103 anyway, pentru c\u0103 \u0219i statul \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 nu i-ai f\u0103cut cu \u0219tiule\u021bi de porumb. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i, cum am zis mai sus, MOVE ON. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adic\u0103: \u00eel dai \u00een mor\u021bii lui pe gigel \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi vezi de lucrurile care vrei s\u0103 te reprezinte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce s\u0103 nu faci? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 nu faci ca madam Prodan, ploaie de \u0219tiri contradictorii pe subiect: ba c\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103ca\u021bi m\u00e2ine, ba c\u0103 \u021bi-ai g\u0103sit alt ciuhap \u0219i \u00eel ui\u021bi pe carcalacul original, ba c\u0103 a jefuit \u0103la banii familiei, ba c\u0103 i-a f\u0103cut aia vr\u0103ji, \u0219i alte varia\u021biuni de la gigele, vino m\u00e2ine \u00eenapoi c\u0103 nu mai pot dup\u0103 tine la mori \u00een mor\u021bii m\u0103-tii, nenorocitule, mi-ai fr\u00e2nt coardele sensibile ale inimii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, orice om p\u0103r\u0103sit, mai ales dac\u0103 a fost loial \u0219i implicat, trece prin fix st\u0103rile astea. Dar a\u0219a cum e lipsit de demnitate s\u0103 dai n\u0103dragii jos \u0219i s\u0103 prestezi o c*care \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiat\u0103 cu stropi \u00een Pia\u021ba Unirii, e lipsit de demnitate s\u0103 transformi aceste st\u0103ri \u00een show public penibil \u0219i umilitor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evident c\u0103 toat\u0103 presa de rahat rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219eze circul, pentru c\u0103 nimic nu e mai atractiv pentru clickbait dec\u00e2t o tanti care boce\u0219te zgomotos dup\u0103 un **l\u0103r\u0103u. Dar asta nu te ajut\u0103 nici s\u0103 te ridici ca imagine public\u0103, \u0219i nici m\u0103car s\u0103 \u00eel rec\u00e2\u0219tigi pe ipochimen. Dimpotriv\u0103. Cu c\u00e2t faci circ mai mare, cu at\u00e2t \u0103la e mai sc\u00e2rbit \u0219i se felicit\u0103 pentru decizie. Mai ales c\u0103 pisi nou\u0103, cu care \u00eenc\u0103 nu ai balast, e probabil z\u00e2mbitoare \u0219i necomplicat\u0103, a\u0219a cum sunt toate pisi noi, \u0219i prin urmare, cu at\u00e2t mai cuceritoare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219tept cu \u00eenfrigurare momentul c\u00e2nd femeile publice din Rom\u00e2nia vor \u00een\u021belege, o dat\u0103 pentru totdeauna, c\u0103 sunt suficiente ele \u0219i ceea ce fac. \u0218i c\u0103 nu au nevoie de c\u00e2te o dram\u0103 cu c\u00e2te un gigel ca s\u0103 merite aten\u021bie. Dimpotriv\u0103. Dramele cu gigei te fac s\u0103 pari personaj second hand, disperat \u0219i dependent, \u0219i inspir\u0103 doar dispre\u021b \u0219i mil\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, ok. \u0102la nu mai e interesat s\u0103 te f. \u0218I CE DAC\u0102? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ia banii \u0219i vezi-\u021bi de ale tale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Foto: Facebook <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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