{"id":22531,"date":"2021-11-09T20:11:07","date_gmt":"2021-11-09T17:11:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22531"},"modified":"2021-11-09T20:11:09","modified_gmt":"2021-11-09T17:11:09","slug":"mindruta-si-presedintia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/mindruta-si-presedintia\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103 \u0219i pre\u0219edin\u021bia"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Rom\u00e2nii sufer\u0103 de o condi\u021bie extrem de amuzant\u0103 c\u00e2nd vine vorba de func\u021bii publice. Condi\u021bia asta se define\u0219te prin convingerea nestr\u0103mutat\u0103 c\u0103 dac\u0103 am fi noi \u00een locul \u0103lora, mam\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103 ce am mai face \u0219i mam\u0103\u0103\u0103 ce am mai drege. Aka sindromul Nicu\u0219or Dan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd \u00eel auzeai pe Nicu\u0219or explic\u00e2nd cu entuziasm \u0219i \u00eensufle\u021bire c\u00e2t de pro\u0219ti sunt cei de dinaintea lui, \u00ee\u021bi ziceai: Aolio, m\u0103micu\u021bul meu, c\u00e2nd ajunge \u0103sta primar, s-a terminat \u0219mecheria. S\u0103 facem preemptiv covrigii, s\u0103 aib\u0103 cu ce s\u0103 umble c\u00e2inii \u00een coad\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apoi, Nicu\u0219or a ajuns primar. \u0218i \u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103. \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103. Stai s\u0103 verific caloriferul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103, l-a trecut \u0219i pe Lucian M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103 o faz\u0103 acut\u0103 a acestei condi\u021bii, drept care, s-a apucat s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103 pe Facebook tot ce ar face el dac\u0103 ar fi pre\u0219edinte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Evident, multe populisme ieftine. \u0218i evident, lumea a \u00eenceput s\u0103 aplaude entuziast, cam cum face lumea la populisme ieftine, f\u0103r\u0103 un minimum &#8220;stai, ce?&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar cum noi suntem scorpii, o s\u0103 citim cu ochelarii realismului tot ce ne-a povestit dl. M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 va face \u0219i va drege. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p><strong>Nu ma mut la Cotroceni. Nici la Vila Nu Stiu Care. Dorm acasa la mine, merg acolo doar la serviciu. Palatul il inchiriem seara pentru nunti si botezuri, iar banii merg la ONG-uri.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Lol. Sunt dou\u0103 motive pentru care pre\u0219edin\u021bii sunt muta\u021bi \u00een Casa Alb\u0103 a fiec\u0103rei na\u021biuni. \u0218i anume a) faptul c\u0103 sunt cl\u0103diri de maxim\u0103 siguran\u021b\u0103, unde po\u021bi s\u0103 stai lini\u0219tit c\u0103 nici un dezaxat nu se treze\u0219te s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 titlu de glorie d\u00e2nd foc blocului \u00een care st\u0103 pre\u0219edintele, \u0219i provoc\u00e2nd \u0219i moartea tuturor pensionarelor nevinovate care au ghinionul s\u0103 domicilieze pe acolo. \u0218i doi: agenda preziden\u021bial\u0103, \u00eentr-un stat normal, e foarte bine organizat\u0103, iar pre\u0219edintele trebuie s\u0103 fie la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Presupunerea c\u0103 po\u021bi organiza o \u00eent\u00e2lnire la nivel \u00eenalt a unor demnitari a doua zi diminea\u021b\u0103 dup\u0103 o nunt\u0103 de cocalari care au l\u0103sat palatul plin de sticle sparte, m\u00e2ncare v\u00e2rsat\u0103 \u0219i vom\u0103 sub mese e de un infantilism aproape adorabil. Dac\u0103 ar fi spus-o un copila\u0219 din grupa mare. Faptul c\u0103 o spune un b\u0103rbat adult cu experien\u021b\u0103 de persoan\u0103 public\u0103 mi se pare tragic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p><strong>Nu am nevoie de paza. In niciun fel. Daca cineva vrea sa ma bata, aia e, sa castige cel mai bun. Daca cineva vrea sa ma omoare inseamna ca n-am stiut sa ma fac simpatic.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Foarte amuzant. Sigur c\u0103 \u00eel vor agasa o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de du\u0219i cu pluta, pentru simplul fapt c\u0103 pot. \u0218i sigur c\u0103 nu va fi omor\u00e2t &#8220;pentru c\u0103 nu \u015ftie s\u0103 se fac\u0103 simpatic&#8221;, ci pentru c\u0103 sunt o gr\u0103mad\u0103 care vor aten\u0163ie, dar nu o merit\u0103 cu nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Problema e cu siguran\u0163a na\u0163ional\u0103. Un pre\u015fedinte asasinat \u00eenseamn\u0103 instabilitate intern\u0103, pie\u0163e \u00een deriv\u0103 \u015fi imagine interna\u0163ional\u0103 f\u0103cut\u0103 franjuri. De aceea au paz\u0103 to\u0163i pre\u015fedin\u0163ii acestei lumi, inclusiv cei simpatici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p><strong>Voi fi presedinte 24\/7. Numarul meu de telefon va fi public, la fel si mailul. Am sa fac totusi un apel la cetateni sa ma sune doar pentru urgente<\/strong>. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Evident c\u0103 o s\u0103 te sune to\u0163i b\u0103g\u0103torii \u00een seam\u0103, cu toate inep\u0163iile, to\u0163i conspira\u0163ioni\u015ftii, cu teorii extravagante, \u015fi to\u0163i nebunii, s\u0103 te amenin\u0163e c\u0103 \u00eel \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103 pe fi-tu. \u015ei \u015fmechera\u015fii de general\u0103, pentru clipurile lor de pe TikTok. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Imagina\u0163i-v\u0103 un pre\u015fedinte rupt de somn la un summit NATO pentru c\u0103 l-a \u0163inut de vorb\u0103 toat\u0103 noaptea o mamaie s\u0103 se pl\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u0103 s-au scumpit toate \u015fi e mic\u0103 pensia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p><strong>N-am sa am niciun prieten in politica &#8211; cum nu am nici acum. Ce partid ia mai multe voturi sau face o coalitie suficient de mare, aluia ii numesc premierul. Am incredere ca cetatenii stiu ce voteaza si n-am sa ii indrum eu. Daca gresesc, e treaba lor.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd nu ai prieteni \u00een politic\u0103, se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 un singur lucru. \u00centotdeauna, peste tot \u00een lume. \u015ei anume: restul lumii se coalizeaz\u0103 \u00eempotriva ta, \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u0163i bage str\u00e2mbe, s\u0103 te submineze \u015fi s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i \u00eensceneze situa\u0163ii jenante. Ca s\u0103 nu povestesc de campaniile de denigrare public\u0103, \u015ficane \u015fi tone de insulte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Po\u0163i s\u0103 fii cel mai bun \u015fi competent om din lume, jocul procentelor \u015fi al manipul\u0103rilor publice te va dobor\u00ee. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p><strong>Asta nu inseamna ca am sa tac. Am sa am pareri. Mai mult, am sa organizez dezbateri despre principalele teme ale vietii noastre, nu doar cu oamenii invitati de obicei la TV, ci si cu specialisti, profesori, doctori, ingineri. Cred ca presedintia trebuie sa fie si o Agora.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Aka Traian B\u0103sescu al doilea. Probabil, a\u015fa cum biserica a \u00eenfiin\u0163at Trinitas TV, M\u00eendru\u0163\u0103 va \u00eenfiin\u0163a Presidency TV. Din banii de nun\u0163i \u015fi botezuri veni\u0163i din \u00eenchirierea Cotroceniului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p><strong>Am sa caut sa reprezint Romania afara, dar am sa iau cu mine oameni din toate partidele si din toate zonele societatii, pentru ca eu cred ca trebuie sa facem treaba asta impreuna.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>La nivelul \u0103la de protocol, fiecare persoan\u0103 \u00een plus \u00eei cost\u0103 pe contribuabili o paporni\u0163\u0103 de bani. Nemaivorbind de faptul c\u0103 nici un oficial str\u0103in nu va avea chef de un discurs al unui cizmar oarecare din Scornice\u015fti. Au avut unul. L-au dat jos. For a reason. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p><strong>De asemenea, am sa merg cu Blue Air sau Wizz, la cel mai mic cost, caci nu sunt banii mei, sunt ai contribuabilului. Nu cu Ryanair, ca m-a lasat odata in Berlin de izbeliste.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Imagina\u021bi-v\u0103 un pre\u0219edinte de stat \u00eenghesuit \u00eentre un c\u0103l\u0103tor prea gra&#8230; provocat corporal \u0219i unul care sfor\u0103ie, rupt de foame \u0219i somn, la un eveniment de \u00eenalt\u0103 \u021binut\u0103. Eventual, o s\u0103-\u0219i cumpere un covrig cu mac la col\u021b, ca s\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nce foie gras. \u0218i c\u00e2nd vin oficiali \u00een vizit\u0103 la noi, le d\u0103 \u0219i lor tot covrigi cu mac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p><strong>Nu am sa promit sub nicio forma o viata mai buna. Dealtfel, sloganul meu, care e deja gata, e foarte simplu:&#8221;Sa traiti cum meritati!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Aici a nimerit-o. Chiar nu are cum s\u0103 promit\u0103 nimic, pentru c\u0103 legile, hot\u0103r\u00e2rile, m\u0103surile prin care e influen\u021bat\u0103 via\u021ba de zi cu zi a cet\u0103\u021beanului nu sunt treaba pre\u0219edintelui, ci a guvernului \u0219i a parlamentului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p><strong>Presedintia mea va fi deci o ocazie sa le spun romanilor in fiecare zi ca de viitorul lor sunt responsabili doar ei insisi. Ca viata ta e treaba ta, nu a statului si nici a altuia. Voi insista pentru protectie sociala, dar nu pentru mita electorala sau ajutor nemeritat pentru oameni care se descurca deja.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Mita electoral\u0103 nu o dai tu, ci partidele parlamentare. Ajutorul nemeritat, idem. O s\u0103 pari un naiv care bate c\u00e2mpii f\u0103r\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu realitatea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p><strong>Cam astea sunt conditiile mele.Evident, cu ele nimeni n-ar putea sa castige functia asta, nici macar George Clooney.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Singurele lucruri despre care nu ne vorbe\u0219te sunt atribu\u021biile propriu-zise ale pre\u0219edintelui: reprezentarea statului rom\u00e2n pe plan intern \u0219i interna\u021bional, medierea \u00eentre puterile statului, direc\u021biile politice interna\u021bionale \u0219i securitatea na\u021bional\u0103. Fix aia pentru care avea nevoie de paz\u0103 in the first place. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce nu \u00een\u021beleg din tot acest demers este leg\u0103tura dintre George Clooney \u0219i \u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, pomul de iarn\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol, sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rom\u00e2nii sufer\u0103 de o condi\u021bie extrem de amuzant\u0103 c\u00e2nd vine vorba de func\u021bii publice. 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