As far as I know, e posibil s\u0103-mi fi propus \u0103ia, \u00een mesaje vocale, proiecte pl\u0103tibile \u00een mii de euro. Au trecut razant pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu te cunosc, NU voi asculta ce elucubrezi. Mi se rupe, mi se \u00eendoaie \u015fi mi se f\u00e2lf\u00e2ie. Dar, mai mult ca sigur, am economisit timp valoros \u015fi am evitat o b\u0103gare \u00een seam\u0103 profund neinteresant\u0103 de la un ratat cu zero respect fa\u0163\u0103 de timpul altuia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu cuno\u015fti persoana? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Scrie-i. Fii succint \u015fi la obiect, f\u0103r\u0103 lungi ce faci-uri, polite\u0163uri \u015fi blablauri. Dac\u0103 nu am un sentiment de amici\u0163ie pentru tine, r\u0103spunsul instant din mintea mea la ce faci e nimic care s\u0103 te priveasc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
“A, dar nu exist\u0103 un obiect, doar m\u0103 bag \u00een seam\u0103”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
OK. S\u0103 ai o eternitate extrem de lung\u0103 \u015fi dureroas\u0103 al\u0103turi de \u0103la care a inventat voice messages. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd<\/strong> cuno\u015fti persoana<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n E important \u015fi util sau e doar “m\u0103 plictiseeeam \u015fi voiaaam s\u0103 faceeem o conversa\u0163ieeee”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 e important \u015fi util, scrie sau sun\u0103. C\u00e2nd scrii, de obicei sintetizezi mult mai rapid \u015fi la obiect ideea. Nu trimi\u0163i 9 minute \u015fi 56 de secunde dezl\u00e2nate \u00een care bagi mult \u0103\u0103\u0103 \u015fi \u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee, \u015fi te repe\u0163i de 678 de ori, \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i ia o eternitate s\u0103 f**ing get to the f**ing point. <\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00e2nd suni, dac\u0103 \u0103la \u00ee\u0163i r\u0103spunde, de obicei ai toat\u0103 aten\u0163ia lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 e “m\u0103 plictiseeam etc”, \u015fi modalitatea de a te dezplictisi e s\u0103 freci la melodioar\u0103 pe cineva cu mesaje vocale, s\u0103 ai o eterrnitate lung\u0103 \u015fi dureroas\u0103 al\u0103turi de primii doi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 omul obi\u015fnuit e ca mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00e2nd e \u00een societate, cu munci, cu treburi, cu diverse, nu poate asculta ce rahat m\u0103n\u00e2nci. Cum am punctat mai sus: e suficient s\u0103 \u015ftie el c\u0103 bubui de prost, nu e nevoie s\u0103 afle tot poporul rom\u00e2n. <\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00e2nd e acas\u0103, fie treb\u0103luie\u015fte la ceva – \u015fi \u00eel faci s\u0103 se \u00eentrerup\u0103 pentru abera\u021biile tale – fie se uit\u0103 la un film, un serial, un iutub, ascult\u0103 o muzic\u0103, un interviu, un radio. Sau joac\u0103 un joc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n IAR TU \u00ceL PUI S\u0102 TOT DEA PAUZ\u0102, S\u0102 ASCULTE ABERA\u021aIILE TALE. <\/p>\n\n\n\n P\u0103i s\u0103 nu te f cu un baston decorat la cap\u0103t cu un ornament \u00een form\u0103 de cap de ra\u0163\u0103? Asta pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 eternitatea lung\u0103 \u015fi dureroas\u0103 cu cei de p\u00e2n\u0103 acum? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Nu exist\u0103 nici o situa\u0163ie \u00een care mesajele vocale s\u0103 \u00eenlocuiasc\u0103 cu succes sunatul sau mesajele scrise. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Ba da, exist\u0103 un singur caz. <\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00e2nd ai un date incendiar, e deja sear\u0103, deci se apropie ora \u015fi \u015ftii c\u0103 omul se preg\u0103te\u015fte de date, nu mai are alte treburi. Atunci po\u0163i trimite mesaje vocale. Delicate \u015fi sugestive. Elegante \u015fi cu sub\u00een\u0163eles. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00cen rest, ai zece degete. Te-au \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at \u00een clasa I alfabetul. Nu abuza de timpul \u015fi de nervii altora cu monolog. Dac\u0103 vrei asta, f\u0103-\u0163i podcast. <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol, sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n *** Gigel sent you a voice message. 5 minutes and 48 seconds. Hai, jur\u0103-te, murmuri tu, uit\u00e2ndu-te \u00een jur, \u00een metrou, la patru al\u0163i gigei...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":22629,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/phone-ge8a48a78b_640.jpg?fit=640%2C395&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22623"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22627,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22623\/revisions\/22627"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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