{"id":22657,"date":"2021-12-12T12:59:02","date_gmt":"2021-12-12T09:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22657"},"modified":"2023-12-12T15:17:48","modified_gmt":"2023-12-12T12:17:48","slug":"confesiunea-unui-barbat-furios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/confesiunea-unui-barbat-furios\/","title":{"rendered":"Confesiunea unui b\u0103rbat furios"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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Drag\u0103 Farmec, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am o problem\u0103 de o natur\u0103 eminamente tragic\u0103 pe care, dac\u0103 nici m\u0103car tu n-o \u00een\u021belegi, chiar nu a mai r\u0103mas fiin\u021b\u0103 pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt s-o poat\u0103 cuprinde. O problem\u0103 care m\u0103 tortureaz\u0103 de la primul puseu de testosteron, pe care am \u00eencercat s-o ignor, s-o neg, s-o minimalizez, s-o discreditez, aproape c\u0103 ai zice c\u0103 era vorba de o femeie. \u0218i exact ca o femeie, problema a r\u0103mas neclintit\u0103, chinuitoare \u0219i dureroas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, e tragedia vie\u021bii mele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Drag\u0103 Farmec, am barba aspr\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Po\u021bi s\u0103-\u021bi imaginezi chinul unei vie\u021bi simple de b\u0103rbat m\u0103cinat, fr\u0103m\u00e2ntat \u0219i pus la dospit de aceast\u0103 problem\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 finalizare \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 finalitate? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am barba aspr\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, p\u0103rul meu de pe fa\u021b\u0103, singura mea fa\u021b\u0103, singura pe care o v\u0103d \u00een oglind\u0103, este aspru, iar aceast\u0103 dram\u0103 \u00eemi r\u0103scole\u0219te existen\u021ba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 un b\u0103rbat ca mine cu o asemenea fatalitate? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit \u00een oglind\u0103 diminea\u021ba, \u0219i v\u0103d barb\u0103 aspr\u0103, m\u0103 cuprnde sentimentul z\u0103d\u0103rniciei umane \u0219i al efemerit\u0103\u021bii trupului de lut. Mai c\u0103 \u00eemi vine s\u0103 devin poet, apoi \u00eemi amintesc c\u00e2t chiuleam de la rom\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i-mi trece. Simt cum privirea fiec\u0103rui trec\u0103tor \u00eemi judec\u0103, mute\u0219te \u0219i necru\u021b\u0103tor, asprimea b\u0103rbii, \u0219i aceast\u0103 stigm\u0103 cumplit\u0103 e ca \u0219i crucea lui Isus, pe care dac\u0103 \u021bin bine minte, a trebuit s\u0103 \u0219i-o care singur, cum \u00eemi car eu singur barba mea aspr\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar tu, Farmec, e\u0219ti fariseul din templu. Ai zis c\u0103 faci balsam de barb\u0103, \u0219i mi-l pui \u00een portfard, frumos. S\u0103 m\u0103 remarc \u00een vestiarul de la sal\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apoi tu, Farmec, tr\u0103d\u0103tor de suflete \u0219i sim\u021biri, te-ai f\u0103cut c\u0103 plou\u0103. OK, chiar plou\u0103, dar e numai din cauza ta. Farmec, ai uitat de visele noastre comune, ai uitat c\u0103 salvarea mea e \u00een m\u00e2inile tale, ai uitat de mine, ai uitat de noi, ai uitat de cine-a tras \u00een noi pe 21-22. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Borseta, Farmec! Unde e borseta? De ce taci, c\u00e2nd disperat\u0103 inima-mi spre tine-ntorn? \u00cen borseta ta e m\u00e2ntuirea mea, e reintegrarea mea \u00een umanitate, e tot ce m\u0103 face om. Balsamul b\u0103rbii mele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 nu-mi dai borseta, te vorbesc de r\u0103u la vecine \u0219i m\u0103 duc la vr\u0103jitoare s\u0103-\u021bi lege cununiile. S\u0103 afli \u0219i tu cum e. C\u00e2nd promi\u021bi lucruri unui b\u0103rbat cu barba aspr\u0103, apoi \u00eel la\u0219i prad\u0103 elementelor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe mine cine m\u0103 ia, Farmec, a\u0219a, f\u0103r\u0103 borset\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu m\u0103 mai fierbe la foc mic, nu te mai face c\u0103 nu m\u0103 auzi \u0219i nu te mai uita la c*** pe strad\u0103. D\u0103-mi borseta. O merit. E dreptul meu de cununa crea\u021biei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Al t\u0103u (dar numai dup\u0103 borset\u0103). <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Floricel Barb\u0103 \u0218turlubatic\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol, sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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