{"id":22734,"date":"2021-12-22T11:02:23","date_gmt":"2021-12-22T08:02:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22734"},"modified":"2021-12-22T11:02:25","modified_gmt":"2021-12-22T08:02:25","slug":"postare-despre-sani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/postare-despre-sani\/","title":{"rendered":"Postare despre s\u00e2ni"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Mi se pl\u00e2nge ieri o fat\u0103. C\u0103 are s\u00e2nii prea mari \u0219i arat\u0103 vulgar\u0103 \u00een orice bluz\u0103 sau rochie. (De fapt, arat\u0103 senzual\u0103, dar nu se simte bine cu propria senzualitate.) C\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 stea coco\u0219at\u0103 sau cu p\u0103rul pe decolteu. C\u0103 se simte agasat\u0103 de privirile b\u0103rba\u021bilor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Motivul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00e2nii prea mari. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aici, gigel o s\u0103 sar\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bipe c\u0103 tipa se m\u00e2\u021b\u00e2ia aiurea, c\u0103 se v\u0103ieta de s\u00e2ni prea mari cu ipocrizia neru\u0219inat\u0103 a unui individ care se vaiet\u0103 de ul\u0103 prea mare \u0219i c\u0103 de fapt v\u00e2na complimente. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gigel e wrong. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Individul care are ul\u0103 prea mare nu e devorat din priviri de mii de femei nes\u0103tule. \u0218i nici nu risc\u0103 s\u0103 fie apucat de ul\u0103 pe strad\u0103 de o armat\u0103 de lihnite. \u0218i chiar dac\u0103, s\u0103 zicem, l-ar apuca vreo disperat\u0103 nimfoman\u0103 – mult mai pu\u021bin verosimil\u0103 dec\u00e2t echivalentul ei masculin, care populeaz\u0103 din bel\u0219ug ora\u0219e \u0219i sate – are for\u021ba fizic\u0103 s\u0103 o dea jos de pe el din doi timpi \u0219i trei mi\u0219c\u0103ri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen plus, fetele sunt at\u00e2t de agresiv educate s\u0103 fie cumin\u021bi, s\u0103 fie pudice, s\u0103 le fie ru\u0219ine (a\u0219a, generic, pur \u0219i simplu), \u00eenc\u00e2t multe se simt \u00een disconfort pur \u0219i simplu pentru c\u0103 sunt femei, aka oameni, nu \u00eengeri pogor\u00e2\u021bi din rai, forma\u021bi din lumin\u0103 alb\u0103 divin\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenfr\u0103\u021bire \u00eentre popoare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am luat-o de o toart\u0103 pe fata mea \u0219i i-am zis a\u0219a: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-B\u0103i, sora mea mai mic\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unu. Primul pas al fericirii \u00een via\u021b\u0103 e s\u0103-\u021bi iube\u0219ti corpul. \u0102sta, a\u0219a cum este. Mic, mare, cu forme, f\u0103r\u0103 forme, cum \u021bi l-a livrat zeitatea la care te \u00eenchini. Odat\u0103 ce \u00eel iube\u0219ti \u0219i \u00eel accep\u021bi, \u0219i mai ales \u00eel respec\u021bi, mai modifici una-alta, mai pui un mu\u0219chi, mai un kilogram – dou\u0103 – zece \u00een minus, \u0219i uneori \u00een plus, dar vei \u0219ti mereu s\u0103 lucrezi cu el, pentru c\u0103 porne\u0219ti dintr-un unghi al iubirii \u0219i nu al urii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dou\u0103. Ai idee. C\u00e2te femei. Dau mii. De euro. S\u0103 creeze din silicon. Iluzia. Unor \u021b\u00e2\u021be ca ale tale? \u0218i zic iluzia pentru c\u0103 oricum nu se vor sim\u021bi \u00een palm\u0103 ca ni\u0219te s\u00e2ni adev\u0103ra\u021bi, oricum nu se vor sim\u021bi de c\u0103tre posesoare ca s\u00e2nii lor adev\u0103ra\u021bi, \u0219i numai Dumnezeu \u0219tie c\u00e2t\u0103 sensibilitate erotic\u0103 mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne, dup\u0103 ce omul \u021bi-a \u00eendesat acolo ditamai paporni\u021ba de silicon. Ca s\u0103 nu punctez toxicitatea corpului str\u0103in introdus \u00een organism. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Altele dau bani grei s\u0103 aib\u0103 ceea ce tu ai gratis de la natur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu te mai coco\u0219a \u0219i nu-\u021bi mai aduce p\u0103rul \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stai dreapt\u0103, scoate m\u00e2ndr\u0103 s\u00e2nii \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i mergi cu m\u00e2ndrie, c\u0103 ai un corp frumos \u0219i \u00eenzestrat natural. \u0218i ia fluier\u0103turile \u0219i r\u0103getele pro\u0219tilor drept expresia lipsei lor acute de creier, de care tu nu e\u0219ti cu nimic responsabil\u0103. \u0218i ia \u00een\u021bep\u0103turile \u0219i comentariile r\u0103ut\u0103cioase ale frustratelor drept expresia invidiei lor c\u0103 nu vor avea \u021b\u00e2\u021be ca ale tale nici dac\u0103-\u0219i bag\u0103 tot raionul de \u0219osete de la Auchan \u00een sutien. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu iube\u0219ti ceea ce e\u0219ti \u0219i ceea ce ai, e\u0219ti doar juc\u0103ria \u00eemprejur\u0103rilor \u0219i a s\u00e2c\u00e2ielilor altora. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hai s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 de m\u00e2ine e\u0219ti o supereroin\u0103. Clarissa \u021a\u00e2\u021be Intergalactice. Care anihileaz\u0103 du\u0219manii cu gloan\u021be explozive, pe care le \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103 direct din \u021b\u00e2\u021be. Ia arat\u0103-mi cum merge Clarissa \u021a\u00e2\u021be intergalactice. Am zis gloan\u021be explozive, nu bile de cauciuc. Hai c\u0103 po\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cencepe s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 isteric. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Loreno, te ui\u021bi la prea multe filme de ac\u021biune. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Chiar nu m\u0103 uit. Dar a\u0219 scrie o band\u0103 desenat\u0103 Clarissa \u021a\u00e2\u021be Intergalactice, dac\u0103 m-ar ajuta un grafician. \u0218i modelul ar fi \u021b\u00e2\u021bele tale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218tiu c\u0103 multe care citi\u021bi acest text ave\u021bi complexul s\u00e2nilor mari. V\u0103 rog mult, m\u0103car ca exerci\u021biu de imagina\u021bie, pune\u021bi-v\u0103 \u00een pielea Clarissei \u021a\u00e2\u021be Intergalactice. \u0218i merge\u021bi ca \u0219i cum a\u021bi putea proiecta din ei gloan\u021be explozive spre toate gurile rele din univers. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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