{"id":22745,"date":"2021-12-24T10:46:15","date_gmt":"2021-12-24T07:46:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22745"},"modified":"2021-12-24T11:22:29","modified_gmt":"2021-12-24T08:22:29","slug":"e-ok-sa-nu-te-duci-acasa-de-sarbatori","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/e-ok-sa-nu-te-duci-acasa-de-sarbatori\/","title":{"rendered":"E ok s\u0103 nu te duci acas\u0103 de s\u0103rb\u0103tori"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Zilele astea, fac un live zilnic pe pagina mea de Facebook. \u00cen secret mi-am dorit \u00eentotdeauna un matinal de radio. \u00cen plus, v-am povestit c\u0103, din cauza unor motive personale, am r\u0103mas la Bucure\u015fti de s\u0103rb\u0103tori. \u00cen plus, un live diminea\u0163a zilnic de la 9 la 10 m\u0103 oblig\u0103 s\u0103 nu dorm p\u00e2n\u0103 la 12, \u015fi dup\u0103 o or\u0103 de pove\u015fti cu comunitatea mea, sunt mai productiv\u0103 \u015fi mai pozitiv\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aceasta e o introducere pentru o mic\u0103 discordie care s-a deschis \u00een comentarii ieri, pe subiectul mersului acas\u0103 de s\u0103rb\u0103tori. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O fat\u0103 a \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi descrie cum m\u00e2ncatul obsesiv &#8211; compulsiv e un mod de a sc\u0103pa de cotcod\u0103citul rudelor an de an, pe diverse teme pe care multe femei le ur\u0103sc: c\u00e2nd g\u0103se\u015fti \u015fi tu pe unul s\u0103 te ia (merci, m\u0103 simt de minune singur\u0103), c\u00e2nd faci \u015fi tu un copil (nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 topicul), p\u0103i dac\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti pe unul \u015fi s\u0103 faci copii, pentru ce tr\u0103ie\u015fti (sorry, vasilico, dac\u0103 nu ai un scop \u00een afar\u0103 de a slug\u0103ri un gigel \u015fi a te \u00eempui, via\u0163a TA e cam trist\u0103 \u015fi goal\u0103; eu am pentru ce s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc.) \u015ei de aici, dram\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A intervenit un domn, pe care probabil c\u0103 muieretul din familie nu l-a agasat niciodat\u0103 \u00een acest mod, ci i-au p\u0103strat mereu ultima chiftea \u015fi i-au dat-o adorator, s\u0103 spun\u0103 c\u0103 oooh, vaaai, dar e totu\u015fi o obliga\u0163ie s\u0103 te duci acas\u0103, la familie, de s\u0103rb\u0103tori, indiferent c\u00e2t e de plictisitor, pentru c\u0103 le produci o bucurie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei da, asta explic\u0103 exact diferen\u0163a de tratament a familiei tradi\u0163ionale fa\u0163\u0103 de b\u0103ie\u0163i \u015fi fa\u0163\u0103 de fete. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103rbatul e cununa familiei; \u00eel sufli \u00een partea dorsal\u0103 din secunda \u00een care intr\u0103 pe u\u015f\u0103 \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 iese, \u00eei complimentezi ma\u015fina, gagica (dac\u0103 are), \u00een\u0163elepciunea de a se feri de bagaboante care e c***e \u015fi numa&#8217; p\u0103 interes (dac\u0103 nu are), casa, jobul, libertatea (dac\u0103 e \u015fomer) \u015fi \u00eei faci toate m\u00e2nc\u0103rurile preferate, c\u0103 doar vine prin\u0163i\u015forul acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Evident c\u0103 b\u0103rbatul, nepus niciodat\u0103 la nici o treab\u0103 \u015fi pupat monoton \u015fi redundant \u00een c inclusiv pentru arta de a se sc\u0103rpina degajat la oo, se plictise\u015fte crunt, dar totodat\u0103, experimenteaz\u0103 o oarecare satsfac\u0163ie care \u00eel face s\u0103 vrea s\u0103 revin\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeia e prad\u0103 criticilor, de cum intr\u0103 pe u\u015f\u0103. Parc\u0103 s-a \u00eengr\u0103\u015fat, parc\u0103 a sl\u0103bit, de ce nu face nimic pentru lookul ei, de ce se tunde, de ce \u00ee\u015fi las\u0103 p\u0103rul lung, de ce nu-\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte pe vreunul, de ce nu \u00eel p\u0103r\u0103se\u015fte pe ratatul cu care e acum c\u0103 ar putea g\u0103si mai bine, de ce nu face copii, de ce face prea mul\u0163i copii. Dac\u0103 persoana de\u0163ine ovare \u015fi glande mamare, toat\u0103 lumea din familia aia, inclusiv animalele de companie, o s\u00e2c\u00e2ie cu c\u00e2te o inep\u0163ie, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le pese vreunuia de priorit\u0103\u0163ile \u015fi \u0163elurile ei. Mofturi. Pune m\u00e2na \u015fi f\u0103 un copil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei \u00eentre timp, mergi \u015fi cur\u0103\u0163\u0103 \u015fi tu cartofi cu m\u0103-ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar, tat\u0103, sunt CEO la Oracle. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu conteaz\u0103, la mine \u00een cas\u0103 e\u015fti tot Alinu\u0163a \u015fi te duci \u015fi cure\u0163i cartofi cu m\u0103-ta ACUM!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar, tat\u0103, am condus 12 ore p\u00e2n\u0103 aici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u0103i da, c\u0103 e\u015fti femeie \u015fi femeile nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 conduc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru b\u0103rba\u0163i, s\u0103rb\u0103torile \u00een familie sunt servire la tav\u0103, complimente infinite \u015fi c\u00e2ntat \u00een slav\u0103. Pentru femei, s\u0103rb\u0103torrile sunt munc\u0103 nonstop, pe br\u00e2nci, remarci intruzive de la diverse rude cu care nu ai nici un chef s\u0103 stai de vorb\u0103 \u015fi stres ne\u00eencetat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De aceea, b\u0103rba\u0163ii nu \u00een\u0163eleg cringe-ul de a merge acas\u0103 de S\u0103rb\u0103tori al femeilor, iar femeile \u00eei \u00eenjur\u0103 \u00een g\u00e2nd pe b\u0103rba\u0163ii lor c\u00e2nd vor acas\u0103 de s\u0103rb\u0103tori. P\u0103i, evident c\u0103 vrei acas\u0103, fi-\u0163-ar familia a dracu&#8217;. Pe tine, m\u0103-ta o s\u0103 te pupe \u015fi-n locul umbros, pe mine m\u0103 pune la \u00eenf\u0103\u015furat sarmale \u015fi sp\u0103lat vase. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fetelor, dac\u0103 v\u0103 recunoa\u015fte\u0163i \u00een descrierea asta, e perfect ok s\u0103 nu merge\u0163i acas\u0103 de s\u0103rb\u0103tori. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V\u0103 comanda\u0163i meniu de la restaurantul preferat, v\u0103 echipa\u0163i \u00een cea mai confortabil\u0103 pijama \u015fi face\u0163i maraton de RuPaul&#8217;s Drag Race pe Netflix. Sau ce alt show v\u0103 place. Economisi\u0163i stresul intruziunii \u015fi h\u0103r\u0163uirii, v\u0103 bucura\u0163i de lini\u015fte \u015fi dac\u0103 v\u0103 lua\u0163i un vini\u015for bun, ve\u0163i avea s\u0103rb\u0103toarea vie\u0163ii voastre. F\u0103r\u0103 conversa\u0163ii de rahat cu persoane care deriv\u0103 bucurie din a v\u0103 stresa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O familie care nu-\u015fi pre\u0163uie\u015fte fetele nu merit\u0103 s\u0103 le aib\u0103 al\u0103turi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\">sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zilele astea, fac un live zilnic pe pagina mea de Facebook. \u00cen secret mi-am dorit \u00eentotdeauna un matinal de radio. \u00cen plus, v-am povestit&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18780,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/christmas-table.jpg?fit=640%2C426&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22745"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22748,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22745\/revisions\/22748"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}