{"id":22840,"date":"2022-01-23T11:42:37","date_gmt":"2022-01-23T08:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22840"},"modified":"2022-01-23T11:42:39","modified_gmt":"2022-01-23T08:42:39","slug":"dialog-pe-strada-mea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/dialog-pe-strada-mea\/","title":{"rendered":"Dialog pe strada mea"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ies din bloc, s\u0103 m\u0103 duc dup\u0103 cump\u0103r\u0103turi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ceva mai \u00eencolo, \u00een direc\u021bia opus\u0103 magazinului, aud o voce de b\u0103rbat: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Unde naiba ai fost, curv\u0103 nesim\u021bit\u0103 ce e\u0219ti? Te-am c\u0103utat \u0219i ieri, \u0219i alalt\u0103ieri. Eu a\u0219tept dup\u0103 tine ca prostul \u00een frig \u0219i tu nu e\u0219ti pe nic\u0103ieri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O, telenovel\u0103, preferata mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Da, chiar a\u0219a, m\u0103? Credeam c\u0103 te bucuri s\u0103 m\u0103 vezi. Cine are mereu grij\u0103 de tine \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 ce e mai scump de fiecare dat\u0103? Nu chestii de un leu ca to\u021bi termina\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia de pe aici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Partea sexomarxist\u0103 din mine \u00eencepe s\u0103 se burzuluiasc\u0103. Dac\u0103 termina\u021bii \u00ee\u0219i permit doar un leu, termina\u021bii dau c\u00e2t \u00ee\u0219i permit \u0219i nu v\u0103d problema, domnu&#8217; elit\u0103, \u00eemi zic eu \u00een g\u00e2nd \u015fi pornesc agale, ca \u015fi cum m-a\u015f plimba, \u00een direc\u0163ia telenovelei stradale, c\u0103reia nu-i vedeam protagoni\u015ftii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Eu am mereu grij\u0103 de tine \u015fi tu pleci a\u015fa, ca nebuna, tralala. Nu \u0163i-e \u015fi \u0163ie un pic de dor de mine a\u015fa, m\u0103car din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Awwwwwwww. Sufleeeet pierduuut \u00een a\u015fternuuuut, fredonez eu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Proasta tatii, vino \u00eencoace. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hai c\u0103 discu\u0163ia \u00eentrece m\u0103sura. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Am ceva at\u00e2t de bun pentru tine, mmmm, habar n-ai. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gr\u0103besc pasul, s\u0103 v\u0103d ce pu\u015fca lui Terente se actually \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ajung la ultima ma\u015fin\u0103 din \u015fir. Are capota ridicat\u0103. \u00cen portbagaj, se l\u0103f\u0103ie o pisic\u0103 gras\u0103, t\u0103rcat\u0103. Are o farfurioar\u0103 plin\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare al\u0103turi, dar momentan e la stadiul de love me, love me, say that you love me. Un nene grizonant cu ochelari st\u0103 aplecat \u015fi m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie pisica pe burt\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar cum pe sora voastr\u0103 o m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 mereu \u00een c, simte nevoia s\u0103 perturbe superbul moment: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Auzi\u0163i, domnule. Dar de ce n-o lua\u0163i \u00een cas\u0103, s\u0103 nu se mai p\u00e2ng\u0103reasc\u0103 cu chestii de un leu de la noi, termina\u0163ii? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Omul ridic\u0103 ochii surprins. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Crede\u0163i c\u0103 nu vreau? Dar NU ST\u0102. Dup\u0103 ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u015fi doarme o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103, miorl\u0103ie la u\u015f\u0103 \u015fi se cere afar\u0103. \u015ei eu stau speriat c\u0103 mi-o calc\u0103 ma\u015finile \u015fi mi-o otr\u0103vesc bagabon\u0163ii. Curv\u0103 nesim\u0163it\u0103 ce e\u015fti, se \u00eentoarce spre m\u00e2\u0163\u0103, care \u00eentre timp se s\u0103turase de m\u00e2ng\u00e2ieri \u015fi leorp\u0103ia zgomotos m\u00e2ncarea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-P\u0103i, dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 plac pisicu\u0163ele cumin\u0163i de apartament, doar astea aventuriere de cartier, a cui e vina? nu m\u0103 pot eu ab\u0163ine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Asta e, sunt un bou. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\">sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ies din bloc, s\u0103 m\u0103 duc dup\u0103 cump\u0103r\u0103turi. Ceva mai \u00eencolo, \u00een direc\u021bia opus\u0103 magazinului, aud o voce de b\u0103rbat: -Unde naiba ai fost,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18133,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Stop-Sign.jpg?fit=725%2C488&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22840"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22841,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22840\/revisions\/22841"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}