{"id":22845,"date":"2022-01-25T12:13:00","date_gmt":"2022-01-25T09:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22845"},"modified":"2022-01-25T12:16:24","modified_gmt":"2022-01-25T09:16:24","slug":"la-spart-prezervative","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/la-spart-prezervative\/","title":{"rendered":"La spart prezervative"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Periodic se mai nimere\u0219te c\u00e2te un ame\u021bit: hei, dar de ce sus\u021bine\u021bi educa\u021bia **xual\u0103?? Yea, am ajuns \u00een punctul \u00een care scriem \u0219i cuv\u00e2ntul \u0103sta cu stelu\u021be, de panic\u0103 s\u0103 nu lu\u0103m zucc. Vre\u021bi s\u0103 corupe\u021bi copii, vre\u021bi s\u0103 le \u00eemb\u00e2csi\u021bi creierele mici \u0219i pure cu promiscuitate, vre\u021bi s\u0103 le face\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103 le drege\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chiar nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vrem pur \u0219i simplu s\u0103-i inform\u0103m legat de pericolele care \u00eei pasc la tot pasul. Inclusiv la acelea pe care, din ignoran\u021b\u0103 \u0219i nevoie de aten\u021bie, \u0219i le creeaz\u0103 singuri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Privi\u021bi-o pe ipochimena asta. Sufer\u0103 de lips\u0103 crunt\u0103 de ocupa\u021bie. \u0218i vrea s\u0103 fie viral\u0103 pe internet. \u0218i atunci, ce face? Se filmeaz\u0103 sp\u0103rg\u00e2nd prezervative \u00een magazin. S\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi bat\u0103 joc de b\u0103rba\u0163i, spune ea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E m\u00e2ndr\u0103 de ceea ce face \u015fi i se pare c\u0103 e o glum\u0103 hahaha fenomenal\u0103, s\u0103 moar\u0103 bibi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CI8eOaK5V-Y?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Realitatea e c\u0103 fapta ei e un pericol pentru s\u0103n\u0103tatea public\u0103 \u015fi ar trebui s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u00eenchisoare p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eei vin min\u0163ile la cap. \u015ei tot realitatea e c\u0103, g\u0103urind prezervative, nu \u00ee\u0163i ba\u0163i joc doar de b\u0103rba\u0163i, ci \u015fi de femeile cu care ace\u015ftia fac sex \u015fi pe care ei aleg s\u0103 le protejeze de o sarcin\u0103 \u00een momentul \u00een care \u00ee\u015fi pun cior\u0103pelul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 acea ipotetic\u0103 sarcin\u0103 va afecta infinit mai mult via\u0163a, s\u0103n\u0103tatea, viitorul participantei feminine. Domnul se poate scoate u\u015for cu o sum\u0103 de bani lunar\u0103 \u015fi zero participare propriu-zis\u0103, dac\u0103 nu vrea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar prezervativul nu protejeaz\u0103 doar de sarcin\u0103. Mai protejeaz\u0103 \u015fi de boli venerice. \u015ei \u00een acest caz, protec\u0163ia se \u00eendreapt\u0103 nu doar spre cei doi parteneri implica\u0163i, ci \u015fi spre restul persoanelor din via\u0163a celor doi parteneri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 imbecila asta sinistr\u0103 ar fi avut parte de educa\u0163ie **xual\u0103, ar fi \u015ftiut c\u0103 nu e cazul s\u0103 se joace cu vie\u0163ile altora \u00een acest mod, doar ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 ea 5 minute de faim\u0103 pe TikTok. Ar fi f\u0103cut \u015fi ea dansul pinguinului epileptic, dansul maimu\u0163ei dezechilibrate sau ce alt dans de trepana\u0163i mai e la mod\u0103 zilele astea \u015fi ar fi fost desigur penibil\u0103, dar inofensiv\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sper s\u0103 sufere consecin\u0163ele aferente. Hai, stat rom\u00e2n. \u015etii s\u0103 amendezi b\u0103bu\u0163e nevinovate care v\u00e2nd p\u0103trunjel pe trotuar s\u0103 aib\u0103 de o p\u00e2ine \u015fi nu gre\u015fesc nim\u0103nui cu asta. Btw, delicios p\u0103trunjel, mai cump\u0103r. Dar divaghez. Dac\u0103 \u015ftii s\u0103 amendezi b\u0103tr\u00e2nici cu p\u0103trunjel, sper s\u0103 o faci pe m*sta asta s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pentru toate vie\u0163ile pe care le-a pus \u00een pericol. De proast\u0103. \u015ei de ignorant\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei introdu odat\u0103 educa\u0163ia aia **xual\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e \u015fi limbricii \u0103\u015ftia de ce e important prezervativul. Ce bine ar fi fost s\u0103-l fi folosit p\u0103rin\u0163ii lor la timp. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\">sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Periodic se mai nimere\u0219te c\u00e2te un ame\u021bit: hei, dar de ce sus\u021bine\u021bi educa\u021bia **xual\u0103?? 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