{"id":22913,"date":"2022-02-14T19:08:51","date_gmt":"2022-02-14T16:08:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22913"},"modified":"2022-02-14T19:08:52","modified_gmt":"2022-02-14T16:08:52","slug":"top-5-cadouri-de-valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/top-5-cadouri-de-valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 cadouri de Valentine&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Men\u0163iune: un cititor mi-a trimis azi o dona\u0163ie de la mul\u0163i ani pe blog, de ziua iubirii. \u015ei pentru c\u0103 donatorii au dreptul s\u0103 propun\u0103 subiecte, l-am invitat s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 despre ce \u015fi-ar dori s\u0103 scriu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tema aleas\u0103 a fost relativ anticipabil\u0103: top 5 cadouri pe care le doresc femeile de Valentine&#8217;s Day. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Voi \u00eencepe prin a puncta: substantivul generic &#8220;femeile&#8221; nu exist\u0103 \u015fi trebuie scos din dic\u0163ionar. Femeile sunt diferite. Unele \u00ee\u0163i rup ou\u0163ele, le fac punctule\u0163 negru cu dermatograful pe mijloc \u015fi \u0163i le pun pe ochi s\u0103 pari bulbucat precum Kermit broscoiul, dac\u0103 e\u015fti m\u00e2rlan cu ele. Altele, dimpotriv\u0103, vin cu smiorc\u0103ieli legate de b\u0103rba\u0163ii prea politico\u015fi. Unele sunt de acord c\u0103 locul femeii e la crati\u0163\u0103, altele sunt carieriste c\u0103lc\u0103toare pe cadavre. Mie \u00eentotdeauna mi-a pl\u0103cut un cadou compus dintr-o sum\u0103 de bani care s\u0103-mi ofere libertatea de a-mi lua ce vreau, altele, dac\u0103 le dai bani, o s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103 \u0163ipe ca fanclubul Michael Jackson la concertul din Bucure\u015fti, dar cu ur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei de aici reiese primul cadou pe care trebuie s\u0103-l oferi fiec\u0103rui om c\u0103ruia vrei s\u0103-i oferi un cadou. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei anume. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A) Timp de calitate. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 pleci pe premisa femeile sunt, femeile fac, femeile vor, femeile nu vor, ri\u015fti s\u0103 o iei \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. La propriu, la figurat, \u00een toate felurile. Cel mai simplu mod de a afla ce vrea persoana e s\u0103 petreci timp cu ea. S\u0103 stai de vorb\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 observi. S\u0103 vezi ce pasiuni are, ce o face s\u0103 se sar\u0103 \u00een sus de bucurie, ce \u00ee\u015fi cump\u0103r\u0103, c\u00e2nd ia salariul, sau, de ce nu, ce \u0163i se pare c\u0103 \u00eei lipse\u015fte. Uneori, o po\u0163i surprinde. A\u015fa am convins eu o brunet\u0103 s\u0103 devin\u0103 blond\u0103 \u015fi mam\u0103\u0103\u0103, ce blond\u0103 splendid\u0103 este. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Valabil \u015fi pentru b\u0103rba\u0163i. Nu exist\u0103 animalul generic b\u0103rbatul. Exist\u0103 bovine \u015fi exist\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163i sensibili, exist\u0103 tipi extrem de analitici \u015fi ra\u0163ionali \u015fi exist\u0103 agarici care sar \u00een sus \u015fi fac pe \u00eencordacii f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-i \u00eentrebe nimeni nimic. (De\u015fi cu \u0103\u015ftia nu v\u0103d de ce ar vrea s\u0103 ias\u0103 cineva.) Taman de aceea, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 afli ce \u00eel bucur\u0103 \u00een mod specific pe cut\u0103rescu, ai mai multe conversa\u0163ii, vezi pe ce teme abereaz\u0103 mai cu foc, \u015fi a\u015fa descoperi aria lui de preocup\u0103ri \u015fi interese. \u015ei din acel punct, te prinzi de s\u0103 \u00eei oferi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Astea fiind spuse, exist\u0103 c\u00e2teva cadouri universal valabile. Ceea ce ne duce la: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>B)<\/strong> <strong>Pantofi. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un serial mediocru, ca Sex and The City, a avut un succes r\u0103v\u0103\u015fitor pentru c\u0103 toate femeile p\u0103m\u00e2ntului s-au recunoscut \u00een pasiunea lui Carrie pentru pantofi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u015fa cum \u00een orice sac mai intr\u0103 un bob de gr\u00e2u, \u00een colec\u0163ia oricui mai intr\u0103 o pereche de pantofi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce pantofi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Depinde de om, \u015fi aici intervine ce am spus la punctul 1. Ni\u015fte sneakers cool, dac\u0103 persoana e pe stil activ \u015fi aer liber. Pantofi frumo\u015fi, cu toc \u00eenalt, dac\u0103 vorbim de o bun\u0103ciune. Ghete c\u0103lduroase de iarn\u0103, dac\u0103 vorbim de student fomist. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sincer v\u0103 spun: pe c\u00e2nd eram subnutrit\u0103 \u015fi intens subfinan\u0163at\u0103, la facultate, a\u015f fi f\u0103cut anal f\u0103r\u0103 ezitare cu unul sau una care ar fi avut inspira\u0163ia s\u0103 \u00eemi ofere de ziua mea o pereche de ghete \u00eembl\u0103nite \u015fi pufoase de iarn\u0103. Dar cum trendul PUA f\u0103cea ravagii \u015fi gigeii veneau doar cu priviri murdare \u015fi vr\u0103jeal\u0103 proast\u0103 de doi lei, am r\u0103mas virgin\u0103 pe u\u015fa din dos p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd m-a biruit curiozitatea, c\u00e2\u0163iva ani mai t\u00e2rziu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>C)<\/strong> <strong>Po\u015fet\u0103. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sau geant\u0103 \/ rucsac, dac\u0103 vorbim de b\u0103rba\u0163i. E, din nou, genul de accesoriu din care nu ai niciodat\u0103 destule piese. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 e femeia cu o singur\u0103 geant\u0103 banal\u0103, o nou\u0103 po\u015fet\u0103 stylish \u00eei poate da bucurii f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r. Dac\u0103 e fata \/ b\u0103iatul cu sneakers de mai sus, mergi pe un rucsac \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103tor, al unui brand de athleisure. Dac\u0103 e o fashionist\u0103 care apare la fiecare date cu alt\u0103 po\u015fet\u0103, alege un no name care s\u0103 nu semene cu nimic din ce a v\u0103zut \u015fi arde-o pe misterele Parisului. Nu conteaz\u0103 ce este, draga mea, s-o por\u0163i cu pl\u0103cere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bonus points dac\u0103 ai aruncat un ochi la gecile \u015fi pantofii ei \u015fi \u00eei cumperi o po\u015fet\u0103 care s\u0103 func\u0163ioneze \u00een combina\u0163ii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu-\u0163i fie ru\u015fine s\u0103 ceri sfaturi de la consultan\u0163ii din magazin, dar nici nu le permite s\u0103-\u0163i bage pe g\u00e2t cea mai scump\u0103 pies\u0103 ur\u00e2t\u0103 care nu se vinde. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>D)<\/strong> <strong>Parfum. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Din nou, adaptat la persoan\u0103, blabla. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Varianta cea mai lene\u015f\u0103 e s\u0103 te ui\u0163i pe raftul ei de cosmetice, s\u0103 vezi cu ce se d\u0103 predominant \u015fi care parfum i se termin\u0103 zilele astea, \u015fi s\u0103 cumperi pur \u015fi simplu unul nou. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Varianta mai harnic\u0103 e s\u0103 te duci tu \u00een prospec\u0163ie, s\u0103 adulmeci p\u00e2n\u0103 nimere\u015fti un brand care \u0163i se pare c\u0103 o exprim\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 i-l d\u0103ruie\u015fti cu un mic bile\u0163el despre ce anume din acel parfum te-a dus cu g\u00e2ndul la personalitatea ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cred c\u0103 merge \u015fi la tipi, cu condi\u0163ia s\u0103 vin\u0103 de la persoana de care sunt amoreza\u0163i. C\u0103 dac\u0103 vine de la ur\u00e2ta de vizavi, pe care au tufut-o odat\u0103 \u00een sc\u00e2rb\u0103 \u015fi de care fug de atunci \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een prezent, e doar cringe \u00een plus. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei apropo de asta: ur\u00e2ta de vizavi, p\u00e2n\u0103 acum te-ai prins c\u0103 ba\u0163i la u\u015fi forever \u00eenchise. F\u0103-\u0163i un cadou de V-Day: renun\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 fug\u0103re\u015fti p*** r\u0103t\u0103citoare cu plasa de fluturi. Valabil \u015fi pentru ur\u00e2tul de vizavi, care se crede b\u0103rbat alfa dac\u0103 insist\u0103 la femei care nu-l vor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>O zi de \u00eengrijire. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Din nou, asta merge \u015fi pentru femei, \u015fi pentru b\u0103rba\u0163i, chiar \u015fi pentru cei care cred c\u0103 penseta e un instrument de tortur\u0103 medieval\u0103 inventat de c\u0103lug\u0103ri s\u0103 fac\u0103 p\u00e2g\u00e2nii s\u0103 se lepede de necuratul. Nu, dragilor, aia e ceara de epilat. Long live Gillette. Dar divaghez. Gillette, dac\u0103 cite\u015fti asta: aici era spa\u0163iul t\u0103u de reclam\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O programare pl\u0103tit\u0103 la un cosmetician bun care s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i hidrateze \u015fi s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i netezeasc\u0103 toate ridurile; la un maseur bun care s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i elimine toat\u0103 tensiunea din corp; la un coafor bun care s\u0103 te fac\u0103 s\u0103 te re\u00eendr\u0103goste\u015fti de propriul chip e genul de cadou de care nu cred c\u0103 exist\u0103 om care s\u0103 fie nemul\u0163umit. Poate doar dac\u0103 vine de la ur\u00e2ta de vizavi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cam acesta ar fi topul 5 care \u00eemi vine \u00een minte acum. Pe de alt\u0103 parte, dac\u0103 e\u015fti genul extrem, dar extrem de bogat, un apartament la cheie nu a d\u0103unat niciodat\u0103 nim\u0103nui. Iar dac\u0103 e\u015fti genul extrem, dar extrem de s\u0103rac, Bucegi la doi litri poate exprima iubirea cu aceea\u015fi sinceritate ca Veuve Clicquot. Acolo unde exist\u0103 iubirea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\">sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Men\u0163iune: un cititor mi-a trimis azi o dona\u0163ie de la mul\u0163i ani pe blog, de ziua iubirii. \u015ei pentru c\u0103 donatorii au dreptul s\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":19547,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/hearts.jpg?fit=640%2C480&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22913"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22914,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22913\/revisions\/22914"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}